Eddie and Mad Dog's still shite but slightly better, it was only Brentford FFS, Geordie Boys v Sandro Doesn't Live Here Anymore, Sandro Use To Room On The Second Floor, Meelan

[sammynb 3355]

Another win to us in goals and shithousery stakes - when in Milan!

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13865]

Champions League still hasn’t sunk in and probably won’t until we’re walking out on Tuesday

[Holden McGroin 6583]

Not until that that music plays and the camera goes past Dan Burn in the line up. Then I’ll believe. 

[Dougle 3329]

 

[Holden McGroin 6583]

I think Isak will start this one along with Tonali (for Anderson), Almiron for Barnes with Gordon back on left.

 

Personally I’d play Barnes over Gordon. I just think you’ll get more end product from him.

[Gemmill 44872]

Tonali for Anderson, Isak for Wilson.

 

That's what I reckon Howe will do. I think Barnes and Gordon will keep their places and I think Wilson will be very unlucky to lose his.

[wykikitoon 20137]

Auf Weiders reference 

 

[sammynb 3355]

3 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Tonali for Anderson, Isak for Wilson.

 

That's what I reckon Howe will do. I think Barnes and Gordon will keep their places and I think Wilson will be very unlucky to lose his.

 

Thank fuck for that, guaranteed Wilson up top, Isak on the left, Miggy on the right, now.

You and predictions young Scotty, like jam and herpes, they go so well together.

[LongTimeAdmirer 1257]

[Monkeys Fist 42438]

5-0 to us obvs. 
 

[PaddockLad 17257]

3 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

Auf Weiders reference 

 

Not as good as his Cliff Richard 🤣🤣🤣

 

@sammynb I simultaneously didn’t have you down as a Cliff aficionado but somehow I think you’ve had that little couplet ready since the draw was made  

[Monkeys Fist 42438]

3 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Not as good as his Cliff Richard 🤣🤣🤣

 

@sammynb I simultaneously didn’t have you down as a Cliff aficionado but somehow I think you’ve had that little couplet ready since the draw was made  

Of course, when we win the game, tradition dictates that we need to shoehorn Cliff Richard lyrics in to thread titles thereafter. 

[sammynb 3355]

Just now, PaddockLad said:

Not as good as his Cliff Richard 🤣🤣🤣

 

@sammynb I simultaneously didn’t have you down as a Cliff aficionado but somehow I think you’ve had that little couplet ready since the draw was made  

 

Funny you should mention that - no, it only came to me this morning after I finished watching the game.

For some reason I originally thought it was a Rick Springfield song but the only reason the song has stuck was because of these cartoons (NSFW) I remember seeing as a young lad in dirty Hugh's magazine.

[sammynb 3355]

5 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Of course, when we win the game, tradition dictates that we need to shoehorn Cliff Richard lyrics in to thread titles thereafter. 

 

Fuck that, tacky songs of the 70s and 80s but Sir Cliff can get to fuck, well at least until Wired For Sound works in a title.

[Monkeys Fist 42438]

Devil Woman next please, or Savior’s Day if your feeling short of inspiration. 

[PaddockLad 17257]

15 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Of course, when we win the game, tradition dictates that we need to shoehorn Cliff Richard lyrics in to thread titles thereafter. 

If we win this must absolutely happen  

 

 

 

 

[Dr Gloom 21921]

5 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Tonali for Anderson, Isak for Wilson.

 

That's what I reckon Howe will do. I think Barnes and Gordon will keep their places and I think Wilson will be very unlucky to lose his.

yup. That’s the reason why Isak didn’t get any minutes yesterday. They’re holding him back for Milan. 

[aimaad22 4156]

Can't wait  

 

Aye dropping Wilson will be harsh but there's now way we can keep Isak out for long, he's still our most dangerous player and one that needs regular playing time to develop. 

 

A confident performance to re-introduce ourselves please. Win would be brilliant but a point with a decent performance would be a very good start to the campaign too.

[PaddockLad 17257]

 

 

 

[Tom 14011]

https://x.com/leonardleazes/status/1703447064300998864?s=46&t=_JhUCoDPCaDM2qiBf831Jw
 

 

 

 

(these things used to embed, thanks Elon!)

[Gemmill 44872]

 

 

Here's the toonlowdown on how to make it still work.

 

Access the site via twitter.com, not x.com.

 

Don't use the little share button on a tweet.

 

Instead click into the tweet (as if you wanted to see all the replies) so that's the URL that you're looking at.

 

Copy and paste that URL into here.

 

[wykikitoon 20137]

P-Dog is G-Dogg  

[Dr Gloom 21921]

big frank chippa i presume

[wykikitoon 20137]

That's superb man  

[Howmanheyman 33192]

13 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

big frank chippa i presume

 

It's somebody else I think, same humour.