Eddie and Mad Dog's Ponderous and Clumsy Useless Shites v The Ghost of Ivan Toney's, can I get 3/1 for that, Bees

[sammynb 3342]

Realise there is a whole international break before the match but I can't be having you lot pissing your pants over who is going to start the fucking match thread.

A win to us after Eddie and Mad Dog get the two week break to iron out the kinks, not not those ones Fist, and a return to sausage for the lot of you.

 

BTW

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwiVHbeo__E/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

edit: anyone know how to embed instagram videos?

Edited September 4, 2023 by sammynb

[Gemmill 44109]

This feels like a HUGE misstep.

[sammynb 3342]

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

This feels like a HUGE misstep.

 

Huge?

Was never ever said about a chinese mouse.

[PaddockLad 16992]

[Dr Gloom 21760]

woah woah woah....what is sammy's match thread record like? i thought meenzer would have been next in line

[Gemmill 44109]

You simply cannot be letting a Matilda start a match thread of this significance.

[sammynb 3342]

5 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

woah woah woah....what is sammy's match thread record like? i thought meenzer would have been next in line

 

Here it is.

[sammynb 3342]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

You simply cannot be letting a Matilda start a match thread of this significance.

 

And another

[PaddockLad 16992]

Am hugely in favour of colonial irritation

[trophyshy 7066]

I approve, we need something to change and if Eddie Howe is not prepared to do it, we here at toontastic will just have to step the fuck up.  

Edited September 4, 2023 by trophyshy

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3788]

@sammynb are you this premature in other things?

[sammynb 3342]

14 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

@sammynb are you this premature in other things?

Only when MrsNb wants me to hurry the fuck up!

TBH @Kevin Carr's Gloves I couldn’t stomach two weeks of the usual lot all declining to step up.

I’ve missed a penalty in my time but I’ve never pissed myself over taking the next one.

As an aside I fucking hate international breaks.

Edited September 4, 2023 by sammynb

[LongTimeAdmirer 1235]

 

1 hour ago, sammynb said:

Realise there is a whole international break before the match but I can't be having you lot pissing your pants over who is going to start the fucking match thread.

A win to us after Eddie and Mad Dog get the two week break to iron out the kinks, not not those ones Fist, and a return to sausage for the lot of you.

 

BTW

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwiVHbeo__E/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

edit: anyone know how to embed instagram videos?

 

 

 

 

This place has been reeking of piss last couple of days 

 

 

 

[wykikitoon 19807]

Love the title.

[MrBass 2631]

5 hours ago, sammynb said:

Realise there is a whole international break before the match but I can't be having you lot pissing your pants over who is going to start the fucking match thread.

A win to us after Eddie and Mad Dog get the two week break to iron out the kinks, not not those ones Fist, and a return to sausage for the lot of you.

 

BTW

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwiVHbeo__E/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

edit: anyone know how to embed instagram videos?

 

Here you go,

 

[Alex 34725]

5 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

Am hugely in favour of colonial irritation

What you stick up your arse is your business 

[Kid Dynamite 6964]

West Ham aside, we should be aiming for back to back wins in these 
 

[Dr Gloom 21760]

2 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

West Ham aside, we should be aiming for back to back wins in these 
 

Fuck that -  we can do West Ham too. 5-1 there last season, wasn’t it?

[sammynb 3342]

4 hours ago, MrBass said:

 

Here you go,

 

 

Excellent work Mr Bass, you can't get more sausage than that,

 

16 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Fuck that -  we can do West Ham too. 5-1 there last season, wasn’t it?

 

Glad to see you've got your pampers on Gloomy, time to stand up, forwards and onwards.

[Dr Gloom 21760]

3 hours ago, Alex said:

What you stick up your arse is your business 

[RobinRobin 11093]

16 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

[toonotl 2916]

I'm concerned that the poms have concerns that this match thread isn't in the spirit of match threads. Nah. Just fucking with ya. I care about winning.

[thebrokendoll 9034]

11 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

West Ham aside, we should be aiming for back to back wins in these 
 

 

anything less than 6 wins and I think we're doomed to be honest.

[ohhh_yeah 2930]

1 hour ago, RobinRobin said:

 

 

[Dr Gloom 21760]

1 hour ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

anything less than 6 wins and I think we're doomed to be honest.

I’m demanding at least 8 wins from that run of fixtures