Wor Eddie's One Step at a Time Wankers v Media Darling South Coast Cunts

[wykikitoon 22721]

Just now, Howay said:

What the fuck is Schar’s problem today?

Botman isnt there

[wykikitoon 22721]

Bruno seems to have responded to Trippiers bollocking

[toonotl 3406]

Joelinton definitely looks off it. Hardly been in the game.

[Howay 12496]

Our midfield has been doing a disappearing act today, it’s like they’re not there as an option if the defense but then they’re not there for the second ball out the box 

[OTF 8392]

1 minute ago, toonotl said:

Such a frustrating half. We should have scored a few. Somehow we're losing. And half the match is almost over.

We've certainly created more chances but have failed to get a shot on target.

[toonotl 3406]

 Schar carded. How is that a card if their cunt didn't get a card? Fuck this ref.

[Gemmill 49703]

How is Schar's a card and Estupinan's isn't? This ref is an arsehole.

[OTF 8392]

Yeah sure, that's a yellow but Estupian's was not...

[Howay 12496]

So raking studs down someone’s ankle isn’t a yellow card but a collision is? 

[Polarboy 2317]

There's a difference between not being great with your feet as a keeper and being a liability, and unfortunately Pope is the latter. We need a better keeper. Being a great shot stopper, decent with crosses, and having a good command of your box is no longer good enough for a modern elite keeper. It's why De Gea is currently a free agent. 

[Renton 23585]

Fuck this is on now? And we're fucking losing? Fucking sky app updated the ko time to fucking "CEM" via geolocation and I assumed it was just some new weird ko time. Rats fucking cocks. I'll stick to toontastic.net for my updates now on. 

[Anorthernsoul 1222]

It seems last years solid defensive unit has completely crumbled over the summer. 

[Kid Dynamite 7605]

Has their keeper made a save yet?

[Howay 12496]

Great kick off that lads, immediately under pressure booted right to their midfielder who is somehow 30 yard clear of everyone 

[Dr Gloom 23557]

We’re missing our usual energy in midfield. Joelinton doesn’t look fit and we miss Willock’s legs. 

 

Love Joe but I’d hook him at half time for Anderson 

[Howay 12496]

1 minute ago, Anorthernsoul said:

It seems last years solid defensive unit has completely crumbled over the summer. 

Our midfield has disappeared tbh

[Anorthernsoul 1222]

1 minute ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Has their keeper made a save yet?

 

One save from a deflected shot/cross

[Gemmill 49703]

How is it even possible to only have 2 minutes added given the new rules? Has this ref missed the meeting or something?

[Anorthernsoul 1222]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

How is it even possible to only have 2 minutes added given the new rules? Has this ref missed the meeting or something?

 

After this performance they need to get in for half time as early as possible.

[Gemmill 49703]

2 minutes ago, Renton said:

Fuck this is on now? And we're fucking losing? Fucking sky app updated the ko time to fucking "CEM" via geolocation and I assumed it was just some new weird ko time. Rats fucking cocks. I'll stick to toontastic.net for my updates now on. 

 

Taking the piss out of my age whilst being older than me and unable to even work out when kickoff time is. Fucking dipshit.

 

 

[Kid Dynamite 7605]

Eddie needs to shake it up 2nd half. We've been hopeless going forwards for the 3rd game in a row. Madness to pick the same midfield/front 6 over and over again 

[Chaser 1365]

We are toothless in midfield which is completely at contrast to our usual game..they're winning all the second balls. Miggy dropping central to try and pick stuff up.

Edited September 2, 2023 by Chaser

[toonotl 3406]

Terrible half. Terrible game really. They've created as much as we have.

 

 Commentator just said we have struggled to go toe-to-toe with Brighton's turbo charged side. What? Fuck off. They've been as bland as we have been. We just had a keeper who made a goalkeeping error twice in the space of five seconds.

[trophyshy 7308]

Gash. Lacking confidence, spark. Really missing Willock. 
 

Howe needs to get his hairdryer out.  

[Howay 12496]

I don’t get why Joelinton and Tonali are pushed so far up, we’re struggling to control the midfield when we absolutely shouldn’t be and it’s because we’re stretching our own CM while Brighton are staying as a compact unit.