Wor Eddie's One Step at a Time Wankers v Media Darling South Coast Cunts

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

It seems last years solid defensive unit has completely crumbled over the summer. 

[Kid Dynamite 6815]

Has their keeper made a save yet?

[Howay 12496]

Great kick off that lads, immediately under pressure booted right to their midfielder who is somehow 30 yard clear of everyone 

[Dr Gloom 21245]

We’re missing our usual energy in midfield. Joelinton doesn’t look fit and we miss Willock’s legs. 

 

Love Joe but I’d hook him at half time for Anderson 

[Howay 12496]

1 minute ago, Anorthernsoul said:

It seems last years solid defensive unit has completely crumbled over the summer. 

Our midfield has disappeared tbh

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

1 minute ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Has their keeper made a save yet?

 

One save from a deflected shot/cross

[Gemmill 42458]

How is it even possible to only have 2 minutes added given the new rules? Has this ref missed the meeting or something?

[LongTimeAdmirer 1204]

Hope Eddie doesnt wait until the usual 68th minute for changes. Barnes for HC, WIlson for Almiron and Isak to play on the right. 

 

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

How is it even possible to only have 2 minutes added given the new rules? Has this ref missed the meeting or something?

 

After this performance they need to get in for half time as early as possible.

[Gemmill 42458]

2 minutes ago, Renton said:

Fuck this is on now? And we're fucking losing? Fucking sky app updated the ko time to fucking "CEM" via geolocation and I assumed it was just some new weird ko time. Rats fucking cocks. I'll stick to toontastic.net for my updates now on. 

 

Taking the piss out of my age whilst being older than me and unable to even work out when kickoff time is. Fucking dipshit.

 

 

[Kid Dynamite 6815]

Eddie needs to shake it up 2nd half. We've been hopeless going forwards for the 3rd game in a row. Madness to pick the same midfield/front 6 over and over again 

[Chaser 1174]

We are toothless in midfield which is completely at contrast to our usual game..they're winning all the second balls. Miggy dropping central to try and pick stuff up.

Edited September 2, 2023 by Chaser

[toonotl 2822]

Terrible half. Terrible game really. They've created as much as we have.

 

 Commentator just said we have struggled to go toe-to-toe with Brighton's turbo charged side. What? Fuck off. They've been as bland as we have been. We just had a keeper who made a goalkeeping error twice in the space of five seconds.

[trophyshy 7039]

Gash. Lacking confidence, spark. Really missing Willock. 
 

Howe needs to get his hairdryer out.  

[Howay 12496]

I don’t get why Joelinton and Tonali are pushed so far up, we’re struggling to control the midfield when we absolutely shouldn’t be and it’s because we’re stretching our own CM while Brighton are staying as a compact unit. 

[aimaad22 3948]

Hope they get bollocked by Eddie at half time. That was half arsed rubbish again. 

 

Get Anderson on for Joe. And add a goalkeeper to the January shopping list, Pope lost it yet again. 

[Gemmill 42458]

Who do we get on for Bruno? Anderson?

 

Whoever it is, a message needs sending to him that he's nowt like the player we signed.

[Chaser 1174]

I'm inclined to say Longy on at half time but not sure who for as all 3 don't seem to be up to their usual standard

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3693]

So I’m guessing that the subs will be AG and Tonali off for Barnes and Longstaff.

[Isegrim 9577]

1 minute ago, Howay said:

Our midfield has disappeared tbh

We definitely have to change something to give some players a kick up their back side. I would bring on Anderson either for Almiron and shift Joelinton to the left wing or either for Joe or Bruno.

 

We can’t complain about the score line and will be lucky if we manage a draw tbh

[aimaad22 3948]

1 minute ago, Howay said:

I don’t get why Joelinton and Tonali are pushed so far up, we’re struggling to control the midfield when we absolutely shouldn’t be and it’s because we’re stretching our own CM while Brighton are staying as a compact unit. 

 

Tonali is a great player but too similar too Bruno. Maybe willock coming in will balance the midfield. With Joe today it's been painfully one dimensional 

[wykikitoon 19264]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

Who do we get on for Bruno? Anderson?

 

Whoever it is, a message needs sending to him that he's nowt like the player we signed.

Too busy changing nappies and having shit hair styles atm

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

Who do we get on for Bruno? Anderson?

 

Whoever it is, a message needs sending to him that he's nowt like the player we signed.

 

Bruno looks unfit and unhappy out there, complete opposite to his sharpness and confidence last season.

[Kid Dynamite 6815]

2 minutes ago, aimaad22 said:

Hope they get bollocked by Eddie at half time. That was half arsed rubbish again. 

 

Get Anderson on for Joe. And add a goalkeeper to the January shopping list, Pope lost it yet again. 

Behave man. He was one of the best keepers in the league last season 

[aimaad22 3948]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Who do we get on for Bruno? Anderson?

 

Whoever it is, a message needs sending to him that he's nowt like the player we signed.

 

Bruno needs the hairdryer treatment but Joe has been worse. He's the one needs subbing.