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[Howay 12496]

Why do we fuck about at the back so much man

[wykikitoon 20113]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

Joelinton doesn’t look fit to me 

Was just thinking that. Looks lethargic.  

[Renton 21576]

12 hours ago, Gemmill said:

All the best, Captain Topknot. Over 50 though, fuck me!

 

 

 

Fucking he'll man. You're almost 50 chronologically but pushing 70 in terms of lifestyle and hair loss. 

 

Anyway, I'm "watching" this match on the sky sports app at exactly the same time I'm eating out on holiday in Italy. Need to brush up on my Italian as I nervouy update the app every 30 seconds reading the commentary. 

 

Think they sound something like "Ba Ba da  baa baaa daaa. Baba daah! Goalllllll! Forza Newcastle!!!!!". All very loud of course. 

 

Or something. 

[wykikitoon 20113]

Refs needs to fucking get hold of this.  Birghton are sly coward bastards

[wykikitoon 20113]

The one time you want Bruno to have a shot.

[Zathras 244]

How is that not a card?

[Gemmill 44805]

Estupinan lucky not to get a card there.

[wykikitoon 20113]

Our set pieces are fucking woeful man.

[Howay 12496]

How is that not a yellow?

[Zathras 244]

Woof. This is shaping up to be a tough watch. 

[Gemmill 44805]

Let Tonali take the set pieces or something. Trippier's radar is way off atm.

[OTF 7295]

Had to vlbe a yellow that from estupian.

[toonotl 2977]

Such a frustrating half. We should have scored a few. Somehow we're losing. And half the match is almost over.

[Howay 12496]

What the fuck is Schar’s problem today?

[wykikitoon 20113]

Just now, Howay said:

What the fuck is Schar’s problem today?

Botman isnt there

[wykikitoon 20113]

Bruno seems to have responded to Trippiers bollocking

[toonotl 2977]

Joelinton definitely looks off it. Hardly been in the game.

[Howay 12496]

Our midfield has been doing a disappearing act today, it’s like they’re not there as an option if the defense but then they’re not there for the second ball out the box 

[OTF 7295]

1 minute ago, toonotl said:

Such a frustrating half. We should have scored a few. Somehow we're losing. And half the match is almost over.

We've certainly created more chances but have failed to get a shot on target.

[toonotl 2977]

 Schar carded. How is that a card if their cunt didn't get a card? Fuck this ref.

[Gemmill 44805]

How is Schar's a card and Estupinan's isn't? This ref is an arsehole.

[OTF 7295]

Yeah sure, that's a yellow but Estupian's was not...

[Howay 12496]

So raking studs down someone’s ankle isn’t a yellow card but a collision is? 

[Polarboy 2311]

There's a difference between not being great with your feet as a keeper and being a liability, and unfortunately Pope is the latter. We need a better keeper. Being a great shot stopper, decent with crosses, and having a good command of your box is no longer good enough for a modern elite keeper. It's why De Gea is currently a free agent. 

[Renton 21576]

Fuck this is on now? And we're fucking losing? Fucking sky app updated the ko time to fucking "CEM" via geolocation and I assumed it was just some new weird ko time. Rats fucking cocks. I'll stick to toontastic.net for my updates now on.