Respectful Pep's Arteta Squashers vs Eddie "Fanny Magnet" Howe's Rapid Challengers

[Gemmill 42687]

Just now, Alex said:

Why don’t you watch it in the pub? 

 

Because I'm a fucking hermit.

 

I did think about that but I can't be arsed with it. It'll be fucking rammed.

[Christmas Tree 4449]

Can’t see anything but a hammering. 

[Monkeys Fist 41339]

Just now, Christmas Tree said:

Can’t see anything but a hammering. 

I agree- no way will we go easy on them. 

[Howmanheyman 31647]

These aren't Villa, villa did cause us the odd problem, if villa can these absolutely can. It's our best chance for years but only in the sense we can give them trouble, normally you're just wondering how many they'll score. I'd gladly take a point now then hope to annihilate that cunt Klopp's side next week. Villa, Man City, Liverpool then Brighton away is no fluke either iyam. 

[LongTimeAdmirer 1208]

 

 

 

 

 

[LongTimeAdmirer 1208]

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13613]

Still a hell of a Man City side like  

[Polarboy 2311]

Man City XI: Ederson, Walker, Dias, Akanji, Gvardiol, Rodri, Kovacic, Foden, Alvarez, Haaland, Grealish

Subs: Ortega, Phillips, Ake, Gomez, Perrone, Bobb, Palmer, Lewis McAtee

 

Still a very strong first 11, but their bench is noticeably weaker than normal. 

[Howmanheyman 31647]

Carragher is a permanent fixture for Liverpool games, Neville is for Man U. TNT showing champions Man City v us and we've got Crouch and Rio Ferdinand.

[Monkeys Fist 41339]

Just listening to Sir Edward there on Radio Newcastle, and he’s pretty much confirmed what I see with our lads now. 
 

We fear no one. 
 

That’s not arrogance, as we certainly have weaknesses, but, we play without fear, regardless of the opponent. 
 

This is such an important part of being a winning team, which we now are, and I can’t fucking wait to show City how fearless we are. 
 

 

 

COME ON ! 
 

 

 

 

 

5-0 to us. 

[LongTimeAdmirer 1208]

schar down

[Monkeys Fist 41339]

That’s not a great start tbh. 

[ewerk 29497]

Schar looks fucked. Time to get another CB in!

[OTF 7119]

Just now, LongTimeAdmirer said:

schar down

Fucked his shoulder, hoping it's just jarred.

[toonotl 2839]

He seems alright.

[wykikitoon 19339]

What a CUNT Fletch is.

Apparently our problem is how do we score.

Aye, we struggled last week you massive NONCE

[OTF 7119]

We look a little nervous with our passing.

[ewerk 29497]

2 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

What a CUNT Fletch is.

Apparently our problem is how do we score.

Aye, we struggled last week you massive NONCE

Just think yourself lucky that his usual partner in crime isn’t alongside him.

[OTF 7119]

It'd be worthwhile for City to get some larger, brighter advertisement hoardings around their stadium.

[toonotl 2839]

Few sloppy passes from Big Joe. Needs to settle down.

 

City are so hard to press. Such a great team. The fuckers.

[wykikitoon 19339]

Joes passing is off tonight.

[OTF 7119]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

Joes passing is off tonight.

His energy also seems low.

[Christmas Tree 4449]

We look way off so far

[Chaser 1185]

We look nervous.

[Gemmill 42687]

I'm having to listen on Talksport. Which is as shite as expected.