Respectful Pep's Arteta Squashers vs Eddie "Fanny Magnet" Howe's Rapid Challengers

[Gemmill 51992]

[Gemmill 51992]

Shit title but quite honestly I've got nothing bad to say about Pep, and when you're forced to do these every week, it happens.

[thebrokendoll 10770]

  On 14/08/2023 at 14:47, Gemmill said:

Shit title but quite honestly I've got nothing bad to say about Pep, and when you're forced to do these every week, it happens.

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aye, very poor title.

you'd have thought you'd have a bit more effort in to the last one you'll be starting for a while.

[Dr Gloom 24146]

A point will be an acceptable result away at our biggest rivals for the title. 
 

KDB is injured. Good time to play them?

 

[wykikitoon 23620]

Pep IMO has always shown respect. I like the stance you're taking Gem.

 

0-0

[Gemmill 51992]

I tell you what, it's tough at the top. Having to endure this grief from the absolute dregs of the thread starting world.

[thebrokendoll 10770]

  On 14/08/2023 at 15:19, Gemmill said:

I tell you what, it's tough at the top. Having to endure this grief from the absolute dregs of the thread starting world.

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8 match threads started, 8 unbeaten.

blows out the water anything arsene wenger thinks he achieved.

I am the invincible.

[Gemmill 51992]

I'm gonna audit this. There's a thread starter league table incoming. You've forced me into this, reputations are on the line.

[The Fish 11390]

I don't think I've started a match thread since Benitez's time. 

 

I have no interest in doing it again. 

[Holden McGroin 7838]

Unbeaten against the big six. 

 

1 thread. 1 draw AWAY against Chelsea. 
 

 

Edited August 14, 2023 by Holden McGroin

[Toonpack 11998]

  On 14/08/2023 at 14:47, Gemmill said:

Shit title but quite honestly I've got nothing bad to say about Pep, and when you're forced to do these every week, it happens.

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  On 14/08/2023 at 15:33, Gemmill said:

I'm gonna audit this. There's a thread starter league table incoming. You've forced me into this, reputations are on the line.

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What's with all this "forced" nonsense ? Eh ? You can't wait to get typing, I bet you've got the seasons titles stashed in a spreadsheet somewhere just awaiting final timely edits before a quick Ctrl C/Ctrl V.

 

Good season to steal thread duties for mind, seeing as we're going unbeaten.

[Gemmill 51992]

Look at you showing off that you know keyboard shortcuts LIKE A BIG BOY!

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4325]

  On 14/08/2023 at 16:21, Gemmill said:

Look at you showing off that you know keyboard shortcuts LIKE A BIG BOY!

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Like an old boy, 1st world war typists knew that shortcut.

[MrBass 3112]

  On 14/08/2023 at 15:57, Toonpack said:

 

 

What's with all this "forced" nonsense ? Eh ? You can't wait to get typing, I bet you've got the seasons titles stashed in a spreadsheet somewhere just awaiting final timely edits before a quick Ctrl C/Ctrl V.

 

Good season to steal thread duties for mind, seeing as we're going unbeaten.

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Nah, he's probably got a bunch of "arrays" and then just uses a formula like this to put them together,

 

=XLOOKUP(F1,A1:A19,B1:B19,"?",0,1) & " " & INDEX(C1:C19,RANDBETWEEN(1,COUNTA(C1:C19)),1) & " vs Eddie '" & INDEX(E1:E38,RANDBETWEEN(1,COUNTA(E1:E38)),1) & "' Howe's " & INDEX(D1:D19,RANDBETWEEN(1,COUNTA(D1:D19)),1)

 

Piece of piss!

[MMXXVIII 1296]

Fancy us here. Man City are in 3rd gear until winter, will miss Gundogan more than they think, de Bruyne is spazzed and we've massively upgraded Saint-Maximin.

 

3-1 us and Pep paying homage to the Kings of the North after.

[Holden McGroin 7838]

I don’t think you can bet against man Citeh.

 

wonder if he’ll start Wilson for this one.

[Dougle 3803]

4-1 us

 

Tonali

Isak

Barnes

and Gordon

 

For Man C

[Monkeys Fist 46038]

  On 14/08/2023 at 15:33, Gemmill said:

I'm gonna audit this. There's a thread starter league table incoming. You've forced me into this, reputations are on the line.

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13 goals in a week on my watch- beat that you big ginger taxi-danger. 

[Monkeys Fist 46038]

Also…

 

… you know the score, dudes. 

[Toonpack 11998]

  On 14/08/2023 at 16:32, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

Like an old boy, 1st world war typists knew that shortcut.

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I also remember fountain pens and blotting paper (quills were before my time though)

[Monkeys Fist 46038]

  On 14/08/2023 at 15:57, Toonpack said:

Good season to steal thread duties for mind, seeing as we're going unbeaten.

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Oh god… if that happens we’ll need to book time on the James Webb Telescope to measure the furthest reaches of Gemma’s ego. 

[LondonBlue 1050]

We notoriously drop points early on and this is our toughest fixture.

 

Kev injured. But perhaps more crucially, so are Stones and Dias.

 

Also Gundogan is a massive loss to us in both rhythm and creativity. It'll take a while to heal that hole.

 

Think you're facing us at just the right time for you but at the same time, this is Pep. Pep knows all of the above and he just may have a cunning plan.

 

 

[RobElliott 1923]

  On 15/08/2023 at 07:40, LondonBlue said:

We notoriously drop points early on and this is our toughest fixture.

 

Kev injured. But perhaps more crucially, so are Stones and Dias.

 

Also Gundogan is a massive loss to us in both rhythm and creativity. It'll take a while to heal that hole.

 

Think you're facing us at just the right time for you but at the same time, this is Pep. Pep knows all of the above and he just may have a cunning plan.

 

 

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Hopefully it's another one of those plans he had before the ManU game back in January 😂 with the same result

[Dr Gloom 24146]

  On 15/08/2023 at 07:40, LondonBlue said:

We notoriously drop points early on and this is our toughest fixture.

 

Kev injured. But perhaps more crucially, so are Stones and Dias.

 

Also Gundogan is a massive loss to us in both rhythm and creativity. It'll take a while to heal that hole.

 

Think you're facing us at just the right time for you but at the same time, this is Pep. Pep knows all of the above and he just may have a cunning plan.

 

 

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that swings it. I’m sticking with three nufc players in fantasy football 

[Holden McGroin 7838]

Our bench last week:

 

GK

Dubs 

 

DEF
Jamal

Tino

Targett

 

MID

Murphy

Anderson

Barnes

Longstaff

 

AT

Wilson

 

When Willockinho is back who doesn't make the bench? Targett? Anderson is a game changer so deserves his spot. Would he prefer to not include Longstaff? 😞