Respectful Pep's Arteta Squashers vs Eddie "Fanny Magnet" Howe's Rapid Challengers

[Gemmill 45987]

[Gemmill 45987]

Shit title but quite honestly I've got nothing bad to say about Pep, and when you're forced to do these every week, it happens.

[LongTimeAdmirer 1282]

3-0 

[thebrokendoll 9449]

21 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Shit title but quite honestly I've got nothing bad to say about Pep, and when you're forced to do these every week, it happens.

 

aye, very poor title.

you'd have thought you'd have a bit more effort in to the last one you'll be starting for a while.

[Dr Gloom 22134]

A point will be an acceptable result away at our biggest rivals for the title. 
 

KDB is injured. Good time to play them?

 

[wykikitoon 20702]

Pep IMO has always shown respect. I like the stance you're taking Gem.

 

0-0

[Gemmill 45987]

I tell you what, it's tough at the top. Having to endure this grief from the absolute dregs of the thread starting world.

[thebrokendoll 9449]

9 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I tell you what, it's tough at the top. Having to endure this grief from the absolute dregs of the thread starting world.

 

8 match threads started, 8 unbeaten.

blows out the water anything arsene wenger thinks he achieved.

I am the invincible.

[Gemmill 45987]

I'm gonna audit this. There's a thread starter league table incoming. You've forced me into this, reputations are on the line.

[The Fish 10962]

I don't think I've started a match thread since Benitez's time. 

 

I have no interest in doing it again. 

[Holden McGroin 6779]

Unbeaten against the big six. 

 

1 thread. 1 draw AWAY against Chelsea. 
 

 

Edited August 14, 2023 by Holden McGroin

[Toonpack 9904]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

Shit title but quite honestly I've got nothing bad to say about Pep, and when you're forced to do these every week, it happens.

 

21 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I'm gonna audit this. There's a thread starter league table incoming. You've forced me into this, reputations are on the line.

 

What's with all this "forced" nonsense ? Eh ? You can't wait to get typing, I bet you've got the seasons titles stashed in a spreadsheet somewhere just awaiting final timely edits before a quick Ctrl C/Ctrl V.

 

Good season to steal thread duties for mind, seeing as we're going unbeaten.

[Gemmill 45987]

Look at you showing off that you know keyboard shortcuts LIKE A BIG BOY!

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3957]

9 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Look at you showing off that you know keyboard shortcuts LIKE A BIG BOY!

Like an old boy, 1st world war typists knew that shortcut.

[MrBass 2713]

50 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

 

What's with all this "forced" nonsense ? Eh ? You can't wait to get typing, I bet you've got the seasons titles stashed in a spreadsheet somewhere just awaiting final timely edits before a quick Ctrl C/Ctrl V.

 

Good season to steal thread duties for mind, seeing as we're going unbeaten.

 

Nah, he's probably got a bunch of "arrays" and then just uses a formula like this to put them together,

 

=XLOOKUP(F1,A1:A19,B1:B19,"?",0,1) & " " & INDEX(C1:C19,RANDBETWEEN(1,COUNTA(C1:C19)),1) & " vs Eddie '" & INDEX(E1:E38,RANDBETWEEN(1,COUNTA(E1:E38)),1) & "' Howe's " & INDEX(D1:D19,RANDBETWEEN(1,COUNTA(D1:D19)),1)

 

Piece of piss!

[MMXXVIII 1295]

Fancy us here. Man City are in 3rd gear until winter, will miss Gundogan more than they think, de Bruyne is spazzed and we've massively upgraded Saint-Maximin.

 

3-1 us and Pep paying homage to the Kings of the North after.

[Holden McGroin 6779]

I don’t think you can bet against man Citeh.

 

wonder if he’ll start Wilson for this one.

[Dougle 3383]

4-1 us

 

Tonali

Isak

Barnes

and Gordon

 

For Man C

[Monkeys Fist 43048]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

I'm gonna audit this. There's a thread starter league table incoming. You've forced me into this, reputations are on the line.

13 goals in a week on my watch- beat that you big ginger taxi-danger. 

[Monkeys Fist 43048]

Also…

 

… you know the score, dudes. 

[Toonpack 9904]

1 hour ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

Like an old boy, 1st world war typists knew that shortcut.

 

I also remember fountain pens and blotting paper (quills were before my time though)

[Monkeys Fist 43048]

2 hours ago, Toonpack said:

Good season to steal thread duties for mind, seeing as we're going unbeaten.

Oh god… if that happens we’ll need to book time on the James Webb Telescope to measure the furthest reaches of Gemma’s ego. 

[LondonBlue 815]

We notoriously drop points early on and this is our toughest fixture.

 

Kev injured. But perhaps more crucially, so are Stones and Dias.

 

Also Gundogan is a massive loss to us in both rhythm and creativity. It'll take a while to heal that hole.

 

Think you're facing us at just the right time for you but at the same time, this is Pep. Pep knows all of the above and he just may have a cunning plan.

 

 

[RobElliott 1563]

8 minutes ago, LondonBlue said:

We notoriously drop points early on and this is our toughest fixture.

 

Kev injured. But perhaps more crucially, so are Stones and Dias.

 

Also Gundogan is a massive loss to us in both rhythm and creativity. It'll take a while to heal that hole.

 

Think you're facing us at just the right time for you but at the same time, this is Pep. Pep knows all of the above and he just may have a cunning plan.

 

 

 

Hopefully it's another one of those plans he had before the ManU game back in January 😂 with the same result

[Dr Gloom 22134]

10 minutes ago, LondonBlue said:

We notoriously drop points early on and this is our toughest fixture.

 

Kev injured. But perhaps more crucially, so are Stones and Dias.

 

Also Gundogan is a massive loss to us in both rhythm and creativity. It'll take a while to heal that hole.

 

Think you're facing us at just the right time for you but at the same time, this is Pep. Pep knows all of the above and he just may have a cunning plan.

 

 

that swings it. I’m sticking with three nufc players in fantasy football