Sir Eddie's Champion's League Prospects vs Senor Nee Baals Conference League Spunkbuckets

[Gemmill 49924]

I've been listening to some shite this week about the likes of Schar, Longstaff and Joelinton. So called experts claiming these players played above their level last season and that's why we won't be able to get back to last season's levels. All of them had Villa finishing above us.

 

Well stick that in your shitpipes.

 

Gonna take these dickheads a little while to work out that we're just fucking great now all across the park, and those lads are a big part of it.

[Gemmill 49924]

5 minutes ago, Rayvin said:

Glendenning was on MBM for the Guardian for this one. Based on his current level of spelling ability I would say he's drinking away the grief.

 

 

Blocked me on twitter for asking him if he was drunk again.

[Gemmill 49924]

17 minutes ago, Alex said:

You should try Ting Wrays. 

 

What are these?

 

[Monkeys Fist 45144]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

What are these?

 

Harry Kane’s pet fish

 

also. 
Clicky  

 

I dare you. 

[NJS 4564]

Genuine frontier jibberish from Emery here. 

[Alex 36711]

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

What are these?

 

Aka Wray ‘n’ Ting

You can get the rum in loads of places and Sainsbury’s (and Tesco I think) sell Ting in their Caribbean section. 

[MMXXVIII 1296]

16 minutes ago, Renton said:

Absolutely perfect start. Think that slather mouthed scouse cunt Carragher had us outside the top 6 this year with Spurs above us. I think we may well improve on our position from last year. We ooze quality, finally have a bit of depth, have an immense work ethic, and one of the best coaches in the business. Barnes we knew would fit in but what a start for Tonali. I'm feeling massively optimistic.

 

First thing that struck me when I saw our line-up was fuck me our bench looks tasty now, including Jacob Murphy. Weak in certain areas but I felt even more confident than my 2-0 prediction earlier. First half ropey but just about deserved to be winning, second half we caned them and it could have been 8. Endurance is the name of the game.

[Renton 23663]

4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Harry Kane’s pet fish

 

also. 
Clicky  

 

I dare you. 

 

I urge you all NOT to hit the red button and click MF's link.

 

[Gemmill 49924]

1 minute ago, Alex said:

Aka Wray ‘n’ Ting

You can get the rum in loads of places and Sainsbury’s (and Tesco I think) sell Ting in their Caribbean section. 

 

I'm up for this.

[Alex 36711]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

I'm up for this.

Manc-mag got me into them. Not really but presumably you’ll get that one  

[Gemmill 49924]

 

 

[Gemmill 49924]

 

 

Emery's slack lads.

 

One for the return fixture thread title.

[ewerk 33215]

2 hours ago, Christmas Tree said:

St Austell Cornwall 8.30, 2 toilet breaks and home 2 minutes before kick off.

 

Great start to the game just a shame we couldn’t keep it up.

 

Hopefully, we kill them off early 2nd half.

 

Happy new season.

 

( and 4th in the fantasy football league.  at those below me )

 

 

Pipe down, No.7.

[Dr Gloom 23639]

33 minutes ago, NJS said:

Genuine frontier jibberish from Emery here. 

[thebrokendoll 10268]

On 11/08/2023 at 20:19, thebrokendoll said:

from the brink of utter despair I've got a ticket. 

it's probably hard to tell who's happiest about this, me or the landlord of the percy!

anyway..... I'm plumping for a 3-1 home win and a stinking hangover by the m18 southbound, doncaster area.

 

who the fuck's this twat above displaying a horrendous lack of self confidence?

utterly, utterly destroyed the cunts with ease, not even an average performance from any of players with tonali a stand out.

one of those games where it was a privilege to be there.

aspalls cider is 2 for £7.50 in the grosvenor casino at the minute so I'm reasonably happy with the second part of me prediction!

have a splendid saturday night gentlemen!

[Gemmill 49924]

 

Eddie: 😍😍😍

 

 

[GrahamTaylor5 1172]

I think Villa were up for it today. They still wanted a goal at the end. Fact of the matter was that we were just too good for them. They did not play bad, they were alright but we were better. Nice to see a strong bench and still have Willock to come back. I wouldn't turn down more signings but I think we have enough for an alright season. 

[Dr Gloom 23639]

50 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

I forgot we had Man City next week. 

 

Then Liverpool, then Brighton. 9pts

Good time for this run of fixtures. I would love not if we can if I ally find a way to smash Liverpool. Am hoping to get tickets to witness it 

[Polarboy 2317]

One of the best things about Tonali's performance and him seemingly settling straight away, is that it means we can bench Bruno some games in order to give him a rest, or a kick up the arse if that's what he needs. Bruno hasn't suddenly turned into an average player, and I trust Howe to get him back to his best soon enough. A win today when we have Citeh away next week was crucial. If we can get two results from these opening games the tone will well and truly be set for the season. But it looks like we've just carried on the form we've had for the last 18 months. Our press and general work rate is still elite. It's funny when you start a new season, especially from where we've come from under Bruce and Ashley, close to relegation etc, you, or at least I, don't take anything for granted in terms of the team being able to keep previous seasons performance levels up, but Howe seems to have them pretty finely tuned already. Oh, and one last thing, I fucking love how quietly arrogant Isak is about how good he and the team is. 

[The Mighty Hog 581]

41 minutes ago, Alex said:

Aka Wray ‘n’ Ting

You can get the rum in loads of places and Sainsbury’s (and Tesco I think) sell Ting in their Caribbean section. 

 

Oh Jesus, I got a shot of Wray and Nephew bought for me once. Necked it and the next hour was very ropey.

[Polarboy 2317]

26 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

Emery's slack lads.

 

One for the return fixture thread title.

 

Eddie Howe's howitzer horn pipes vs Emery's slack alley Annie's. 

[ewerk 33215]

I wish I’d been a bit braver with my stake now.

 

[aimaad22 4689]

On 08/08/2023 at 14:25, aimaad22 said:

Is that bed wetting I see already? 

 

We will overrun them, the gulf in class will be clear and ridiculous thoughts of Villa's rise will be put to bed. 3-1. Isak, Barnes and Joe. 

 

Whilst most of yous were busy shining Emery's buttocks, some saw through the cloud of hype. Don't forget it. 

[Alex 36711]

24 minutes ago, The Mighty Hog said:

 

Oh Jesus, I got a shot of Wray and Nephew bought for me once. Necked it and the next hour was very ropey.

Aye. It’s a ‘mixer’ rather than a ‘sipper’  All the Appleton Estate stuff is the same company / distillery and much more refined. Wray and Nephew is unaged fire watta. 

[Alex 36711]

13 minutes ago, aimaad22 said:

 

Whilst most of yous were busy shining Emery's buttocks, some saw through the cloud of hype. Don't forget it. 

I largely agreed with Rayvin’s earlier assessment. But I would say it wasn’t just a purple patch last season. I think Gloom pointed out they were 3rd in the form table from the point Emery took over. But there aren’t many teams that can cope with our pace, power and constant running when we’re playing well. 

Edited August 12, 2023 by Alex