Sir Eddie's Champion's League Prospects vs Senor Nee Baals Conference League Spunkbuckets

[Renton 21056]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

New post match ritual. Double bourbon and Lilt. The NEW taste of paradise.

 

You can still buy lilt? You filthy animal.

[Christmas Tree 4672]

And Eddie ruing hat trick bets yet again

[Gemmill 44114]

Just now, Renton said:

 

You can still buy lilt? You filthy animal.

 

1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Where you buying this old stock of Lilt?

 

It's worse than you think. This is the Aldi knockoff version.

[MMXXVIII 1293]

9 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Aye they're supposed to be timing everything now and adding it all on. Very first game of the season and they're not doing what they said.

 

You can't just take the put the team out of their misery option if its a big score.

 

Hopefully we've the presence of mind to be documenting it like an HR issue.

[OTF 7217]

3 minutes ago, Chaser said:

Villa play a ridiculously high line. They're going to get caught out a lot if they play that way against teams with pace. 

 

Exactly, Martinez had to sweep at least 3 or 4 times which is way too many. They'll need to have a rethink about that strategy though they'll not play many sides with anywhere close to our persistent intensity. 

[MMXXVIII 1293]

Anyway not at our best but we'll settle for 5-1.

 

That's actually what I've come away feeling, mental.

[Renton 21056]

Absolutely perfect start. Think that slather mouthed scouse cunt Carragher had us outside the top 6 this year with Spurs above us. I think we may well improve on our position from last year. We ooze quality, finally have a bit of depth, have an immense work ethic, and one of the best coaches in the business. Barnes we knew would fit in but what a start for Tonali. I'm feeling massively optimistic.

[Howay 12496]

Really good game overall, Isak is a ridiculous player. Tonali was brilliant and just completely ran the game, probably Gordon’s best game for us he was a nightmare for Cash who just started kicking him and the ref ignored it. Great to see Barnes come on and show why we got him, he’s so clinical and direct. Really exciting start to the season. 
 

Glad we properly shut up the YouTube fuck heads that have disrespected us by acting like Villa and Emery are miles better than us. We’re a far far better team. I thought Emery was fucking clueless today too, his tinkering around was weird - moving to 4 CMs then subbing one off for a 3rd CB. 

[Alex 34725]

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

It's worse than you think. This is the Aldi knockoff version.

You should try Ting Wrays. 

[OTF 7217]

13 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Aye they're supposed to be timing everything now and adding it all on. Very first game of the season and they're not doing what they said.

 

You can't just take the put the team out of their misery option if its a big score.

 

Plus at some point a horse teethed twat or a lego haired arm flailer will use this against us because we had the ball in play for less time due to a mercy rule being implemented against slain foes.

[Diego21 2135]

Good Ebening.

[aimaad22 4086]

11 minutes ago, OTF said:

Great debut for Tonali, not just the goal but also his work rate and understanding with our other players. 

 

That and not just that. He has quality on the ball, vision. That first time ball to Barnes for Wilson's goal looks simple but it's something only top players can do regularly. Some of the long balls and distribution of play was lovely too. Top prospect here. 

[trophyshy 7066]

We absolutely MURDERED them.  

[Alex 34725]

1 minute ago, OTF said:

 

Plus at some point a horse teethed twat or a lego haired arm flailer will use this against us because we had the ball in play for less time due to a mercy rule being implemented against slain foes.

Never thought about it like that. That’s a very good point actually. 

[wykikitoon 19807]

23 minutes ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

BAAARRRRNES

Changing your avatar? 

[Monkeys Fist 41931]

7 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

It's worse than you think. This is the Aldi knockoff version.

Litl? 

[wykikitoon 19807]

Only seen some text commentary as I've been watching lycra clad mother fuckers. But wow. 

[Rayvin 5151]

2 minutes ago, Howay said:

 

Glad we properly shut up the YouTube fuck heads that have disrespected us by acting like Villa and Emery are miles better than us. We’re a far far better team. I thought Emery was fucking clueless today too, his tinkering around was weird - moving to 4 CMs then subbing one off for a 3rd CB. 

 

The idea that Villa were anywhere remotely close to us was always laughable and based spuriously off a single result in a purple patch they had last season

 

We look utterly superb. I was not even surprised when we got a 4th and 5th, it felt inevitable.

 

Granted, it's just one game. Two tough ones ahead which will temper expectations potentially. But fucking hell, we look immense.

[OTF 7217]

1 minute ago, Diego21 said:

Good Ebening.

[Kid Dynamite 6968]

Eddie confirming we are after one more player this window. 

[Kid Dynamite 6968]

I forgot we had Man City next week. 

 

Then Liverpool, then Brighton. 9pts

Edited August 12, 2023 by Kid Dynamite

[Gemmill 44114]

Just now, Kid Dynamite said:

Eddie confirming we are after one more player this window. 

 

Said it in his press conference yesterday, but said that we can't just stump up the cash so we're going to have to try and come up with a structured deal.

 

Sounded like it was one player he has his sights on too, rather than one out of 3 CB targets or something.

[Rayvin 5151]

Glendenning was on MBM for the Guardian for this one. Based on his current level of spelling ability I would say he's drinking away the grief.

 

[OTF 7217]

1 minute ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Eddie confirming we are after one more player this window. 

[OTF 7217]

1 minute ago, Kid Dynamite said:

I forgot we had Man City next week. Urgh

 

Players will be up for the challenge.