Toonpack 11444 Posted January 19, 2024 Share Posted January 19, 2024 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: I Siwa scraping the barrel for Egypt puns now… I found one but I dropped it, knacked my back picking it up, will tell you about it when I get back from the Cairo practer. Yeah I know, as jokes go it sphinks Edited January 19, 2024 by Toonpack 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11924 Posted January 19, 2024 Share Posted January 19, 2024 3 minutes ago, Toonpack said: I found one but I dropped it, knacked by back picking it up, will tell you about it when I get back from the Cairo practer. Yeah I know, as jokes go it sphinks That's it, these are so bad I'm telling my mummy on you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45395 Posted January 19, 2024 Share Posted January 19, 2024 1 minute ago, Dazzler said: That's it, these are so bad I'm telling my mummy on you. Calm down there Giza. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45395 Posted January 19, 2024 Share Posted January 19, 2024 5 minutes ago, Toonpack said: I found one but I dropped it, knacked my back picking it up, will tell you about it when I get back from the Cairo practer. Yeah I know, as jokes go it sphinks This made me involuntarily clench my sphinxter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11924 Posted January 19, 2024 Share Posted January 19, 2024 2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Calm down there Giza. Stop being such a Bastet 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 992 Posted January 19, 2024 Share Posted January 19, 2024 That's quite enough out of you fuls. Acting like a bunch of bloody Sisis. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23045 Posted January 19, 2024 Share Posted January 19, 2024 6 minutes ago, acrossthepond said: That's quite enough out of you fuls. Acting like a bunch of bloody Sisis. Alright, don't run and tell your mummy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11330 Posted January 19, 2024 Share Posted January 19, 2024 Anubis one little pun would Set all this off. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 992 Posted January 19, 2024 Share Posted January 19, 2024 Just now, wykikitoon said: Alright, don't run and tell your mummy Already used, that joke is older than the Middle Kingdom. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 992 Posted January 19, 2024 Share Posted January 19, 2024 11 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: This made me involuntarily clench my sphinxter. I think instead of these wretched puns, you should get to posting some Nefer-titties. Ptolemy hold you up. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45395 Posted January 19, 2024 Share Posted January 19, 2024 Word of warning lads- don’t try to come up with Egypt puns when driving. I just did, crashed and now that’s my Karnak’ed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11444 Posted January 19, 2024 Share Posted January 19, 2024 Typical Fist, Ramses car in to anything. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23697 Posted January 19, 2024 Share Posted January 19, 2024 1 hour ago, Toonpack said: I found one but I dropped it, knacked my back picking it up, will tell you about it when I get back from the Cairo practer. Yeah I know, as jokes go it sphinks 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23697 Posted January 19, 2024 Share Posted January 19, 2024 These puns are giving me the fear, I’ve got the sharm-el-sheikhs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4756 Posted January 19, 2024 Share Posted January 19, 2024 6 hours ago, acrossthepond said: Already used, that joke is older than the Middle Kingdom. To be fair it can be difficult to wrap your head around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45395 Posted January 19, 2024 Share Posted January 19, 2024 5 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: These puns are giving me the fear, I’ve got the sharm-el-sheikhs 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 36855 Posted January 19, 2024 Share Posted January 19, 2024 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4756 Posted January 19, 2024 Share Posted January 19, 2024 Well this has certainly set off the Pharoahmoans hasnt it 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45395 Posted January 19, 2024 Share Posted January 19, 2024 29 minutes ago, aimaad22 said: Well this has certainly set off the Pharoahmoans hasnt it Tut tut tut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23697 Posted January 19, 2024 Share Posted January 19, 2024 I’m a Dahab hand at this Egypt punnery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12527 Posted January 20, 2024 Share Posted January 20, 2024 2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: I’m a Dahab hand at this Egypt punnery 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7708 Posted January 21, 2024 Share Posted January 21, 2024 I see Real Madrid scored a 99th minute winner against the bottom club, who also happened to have a goal ruled out by VAR... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10459 Posted January 21, 2024 Share Posted January 21, 2024 1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said: I see Real Madrid scored a 99th minute winner against the bottom club, who also happened to have a goal ruled out by VAR... While Madrid got a very favourable VAR decision for their goal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 8508 Posted January 21, 2024 Share Posted January 21, 2024 On 20/01/2024 at 10:14, Dr Gloom said: I’m a Dahab hand at this Egypt punnery Sorry gents I would have been here faster but my keyboard was broken. It was so bad that I had to hire a glyph fix. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 8508 Posted January 21, 2024 Share Posted January 21, 2024 @Diego21 we're going to need you to unpack the Real Madrid v. Almeria refereeing 'decisions'. Also, not explicitly saying it's your fault, but Newcastle were doing a lot better when you were posting here more frequently... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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