Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894 Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 The Guardian ran this story today https://amp.theguardian.com/football/who-scored-blog/2023/nov/29/andre-onana-manchester-united-goalkeeper-settled-defence-worth 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ackas 311 Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 1 minute ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: The Guardian ran this story today https://amp.theguardian.com/football/who-scored-blog/2023/nov/29/andre-onana-manchester-united-goalkeeper-settled-defence-worth "André Onana is starting to find his feet at Manchester United" Should have found his fucking hands first 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30611 Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 The players will be instructed to shoot on sight on Saturday night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44881 Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 That's them out. They've got Bayern last game. Kane will have a field day hopefully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7029 Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 We've got more points than them in a much harder group. Man Utd are finished as a top club. Shite manager, shite stadium, shite players, shite owner. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4156 Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 Hello, reserve that kind of talk for after Saturday please. Do you not know the board's demographic is middle aged supersitious squabble over thread starting duties pissy pants? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1333 Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said: We've got more points than them in a much harder group. Man Utd are finished as a top club. Shite manager, shite stadium, shite players, shite owner. Much as I love to watch them struggle I can't help but think most of their on-field issues are compounded by the obvious meek manager and shite captain combo. Seems to be a recurring theme in their downfall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaser 1207 Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 13 minutes ago, Blastronaut said: Much as I love to watch them struggle I can't help but think most of their on-field issues are compounded by the obvious meek manager and shite captain combo. Seems to be a recurring theme in their downfall. Problem is they're still above us in the table. It's like some weird fucking parallel that no matter how good we look and how shite they are, they still get enough points on the board. I'm baffled with how many points they have given how absolutely dreadful their performances have been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1333 Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 21 minutes ago, Chaser said: Problem is they're still above us in the table. It's like some weird fucking parallel that no matter how good we look and how shite they are, they still get enough points on the board. I'm baffled with how many points they have given how absolutely dreadful their performances have been. I'm three sheets to the wind right now but based on tonight and last night's matches I'd say your lot are far more defensively sound. Haven't even looked at the fixture list but I'd wager the scales will tip. It's not even December yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11270 Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 5 hours ago, aimaad22 said: Hello, reserve that kind of talk for after Saturday please. Do you not know the board's demographic is middle aged supersitious squabble over thread starting duties pissy pants? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44881 Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 They're getting better tbf. They restricted Galatasaray to 3 goals this time. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 It’s funny seeing desperation in the media to portray any positive results as a sign ‘they’re back’ only for them to keep following that up with more poor performances. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6585 Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 That was the best I’ve seen them play this season and they still looked very brittle. It was on a heavy pitch and we’ve got an extra days rest so hopefully that can help us. Let’s hope Onana can take this form into the game as well. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9775 Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 Knowing our luck Onanana will have one outstanding game this season. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 12 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said: We've got more points than them in a much harder group. Man Utd are finished as a top club. Shite manager, shite stadium, shite players, shite owner. I agree on everything except the owners. Whatever you think about the leveraged nature of the takeover, they’ve still invested plenty in the club. You can say they’ve appointed poor managers (most came with big reputation apart from Olly), and perhaps made some poor decisions by failing to put a proper structure in place with sporting director etc. But it winds me up when Neville and others try to pin it all on the Glazers. They can’t be compared with Ashley - at least they spend the money the club generates on players (if not the stadium) They will be back at some point though. I’m sure of that. We have to just enjoy this chapter of mediocrity while it lasts. It feels like they’re coming to SJP at a good time because of how decimated our squad is but we’ve had an extra day’s rest so you never know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6585 Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 @thebrokendoll - Where is the Man Utd thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30611 Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 24 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: I agree on everything except the owners. Whatever you think about the leveraged nature of the takeover, they’ve still invested plenty in the club. You can say they’ve appointed poor managers (most came with big reputation apart from Olly), and perhaps made some poor decisions by failing to put a proper structure in place with sporting director etc. But it winds me up when Neville and others try to pin it all on the Glazers. They can’t be compared with Ashley - at least they spend the money the club generates on players (if not the stadium) They will be back at some point though. I’m sure of that. We have to just enjoy this chapter of mediocrity while it lasts. It feels like they’re coming to SJP at a good time because of how decimated our squad is but we’ve had an extra day’s rest so you never know. Nah, they’ve been through a shit load of players and managers over the last ten years and the only thing that remains consistent is the ownership. Yes they’ve spent a fair bit of the clubs money but they’ve also taken a fair chunk out in dividends and interest payments. The decisions they’ve made have been abysmal. And you love to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 10 hours ago, Chaser said: Problem is they're still above us in the table. It's like some weird fucking parallel that no matter how good we look and how shite they are, they still get enough points on the board. I'm baffled with how many points they have given how absolutely dreadful their performances have been. They're getting lucky points here and there, but they're not playing well. They're chiefly reliant on individuals plucking a worldy out of their arse, or the opponents fluffing their lines. IF everyone put away what you expected them to, they'd be bottom half. Everton, Brentford and Chelsea have created more good opportunities, only 6 teams have allowed more good opportunities. They've had a run of soft as fuck fixtures, 7/8 of their last opponents are bottom half teams, 4 of them presumptive relegation candidates. Lets see where they are come the new year. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 22 minutes ago, ewerk said: Nah, they’ve been through a shit load of players and managers over the last ten years and the only thing that remains consistent is the ownership. Yes they’ve spent a fair bit of the clubs money but they’ve also taken a fair chunk out in dividends and interest payments. The decisions they’ve made have been abysmal. And you love to see it. How many times has the new manager's style married with the existing squad, or the previous manager's style? I don't think there's a DoF, and it shows. It's poor leadership from the top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ackas 311 Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 39 minutes ago, The Fish said: How many times has the new manager's style married with the existing squad, or the previous manager's style? I don't think there's a DoF, and it shows. It's poor leadership from the top. Basically their history outside of Busby and Ferguson... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 40 minutes ago, The Fish said: How many times has the new manager's style married with the existing squad, or the previous manager's style? I don't think there's a DoF, and it shows. It's poor leadership from the top. yeah, i said that in my earlier post - not putting together a structure with a sporting director suggests poor decision-making but i don't think man u's relative failure lies squarely at their door. they appointed a series of big name managers with history of winning trophies, other than moyes (fergie's pick) and solskjaer. they have also spent shit ton of money on players so it's nothing like as bad as we had it under ashley. neville and co can get to fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 1 hour ago, Holden McGroin said: @thebrokendoll - Where is the Man Utd thread? yeah, howay @thebrokendoll - get it started. we need your thread-starting power to negate the bad luck my attendance will bring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21626 Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 9 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: yeah, howay @thebrokendoll - get it started. we need your thread-starting power to negate the bad luck my attendance will bring What!!???? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894 Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 9 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: yeah, howay @thebrokendoll - get it started. we need your thread-starting power to negate the bad luck my attendance will bring Don’t worry about that I’ve had a word with some lads. Do you have a preferred orthopaedic surgeon? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21626 Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 Interestingly the orthopaedic surgeons at the RVI were all busted for being in some weird swingers group a few years back. Let's hope they're not too busy shagging to fix your knee caps Gloom. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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