wykikitoon 22925 Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 Jill Scott sounds like someone has put her talk speed down a level. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 22925 Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 Zola hasn't aged one bit. Never knew he played so many games for Chelsea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 22925 Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 Embarrassing from Foden that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 36757 Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 Called it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 22925 Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 Philips could have been sent off twice for 4 yellows man Granny Val wouldn't be 'appy r kal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11892 Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: England look shaky as fuck at the back I wonder why 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10380 Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 It wouldn’t be a proper international tournament without the right amount of English hubris. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 19037 Posted October 18, 2023 Share Posted October 18, 2023 It’s all about the Italians this morning 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 36757 Posted October 18, 2023 Share Posted October 18, 2023 4 hours ago, PaddockLad said: It’s all about the Italians this morning Aye. He doesn’t fucking mind taking our money and presenting Family Fortunes though, does he? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonBlue 1021 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 On 17/10/2023 at 20:15, wykikitoon said: Philips and Maguire meanwhile Madison on the bench. Philips could have easily been sent off for a couple of yellows already. He's fucking tragic now like, phillips seems to be getting linked to you guys in january. but at what price? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11892 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 3 minutes ago, LondonBlue said: phillips seems to be getting linked to you guys in january. but at what price? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 22925 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 8 minutes ago, LondonBlue said: phillips seems to be getting linked to you guys in january. but at what price? I said in the Transfer thread would we take him. There's a player in there. Apart from his injuries which have clearly had an impact, do you think he fits into Pep's system? Or do you think he's just not loving life in Manchester? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11892 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 I think every player can be moulded to fit Pep's system in fairness. I never really understood their desire to get Grealish, and it took him a year but he's absolutely flying now. Phillips is(was?) a quality player, but injuries have stopped him ever really getting up to standard. I would worry that the same would be the case for us. Our play is so intense that it would take him 6-12 months to get up to our standard of press, and he could breakdown at any moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonBlue 1021 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 2 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: I said in the Transfer thread would we take him. There's a player in there. Apart from his injuries which have clearly had an impact, do you think he fits into Pep's system? Or do you think he's just not loving life in Manchester? I think the injuries had a big impact. I think he's fine in Manchester, it's only a few miles from Leeds after all. There are rumours that he doesn't impress Pep in training. To be fair to him he hasn't had a real run of games and lets face it, he's not shifting Rodri. I like him but I'd take £25m for him. A January loan might work all around. Both he and John Stones (who is awesome, hands off) have probably played more minutes for England than for City. Not their fault. Just weird. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonBlue 1021 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 7 minutes ago, Dazzler said: I think every player can be moulded to fit Pep's system in fairness. I never really understood their desire to get Grealish, and it took him a year but he's absolutely flying now. Phillips is(was?) a quality player, but injuries have stopped him ever really getting up to standard. I would worry that the same would be the case for us. Our play is so intense that it would take him 6-12 months to get up to our standard of press, and he could breakdown at any moment. I'm okay with that. Shall we say £30m + add ons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11892 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 Just now, LondonBlue said: I'm okay with that. Shall we say £30m + add ons? Aye, if you lend us £55m to repair the hole in the pocket of our finely pressed Italian pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 22925 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 16 minutes ago, LondonBlue said: I think the injuries had a big impact. I think he's fine in Manchester, it's only a few miles from Leeds after all. There are rumours that he doesn't impress Pep in training. To be fair to him he hasn't had a real run of games and lets face it, he's not shifting Rodri. I like him but I'd take £25m for him. A January loan might work all around. Both he and John Stones (who is awesome, hands off) have probably played more minutes for England than for City. Not their fault. Just weird. Aye, Rodri at the moment is the best in the world. That cannot be easy for him, but you would think that would spur him on to work his bollocks off and also learn from him and Pep. Re Manc being close to Leeds. You're right. I'm in Leeds and as a result know loads of Leeds fans. Yorkshire folk and especially Leeds fans have fucking huge chips on their shoulders about Manchester. I don't know why, I think its a great city. It's all this Leeds Leeds Leeds hand wanking bollocks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3926 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 7 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: hand wanking bollocks. There's another way? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 5157 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 45 minutes ago, sammynb said: There's another way? I'll leave it for MF to educate you but I have to say Im surprised its necessary 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 50053 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 59 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Yorkshire folk have fucking huge chips on their shoulders... Oh, believe me. WE FUCKING KNOW. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 19037 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 If Yorkshire folks are wanking their bollocks and not their tadgers then things are worse there than I first feared 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11892 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 Just now, PaddockLad said: If Yorkshire folks are wanking their bollocks and not their tadgers then things are worse there than I first feared At least they are using their hands apparently. So they aren't a million miles away. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 50053 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 I remember the Profanisaurus entry for Barnsley Blowjob which was where you're humping a lass from that particular Yorkshire hellhole when she farts so powerfully that it parts your bollock hair. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 19037 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 Just now, Dazzler said: At least they are using their hands apparently. So they aren't a million miles away. Yes. Apparently the “opposing thumbs workshop” set up by the county council had seen a large take up 👍 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11892 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: I remember the Profanisaurus entry for Barnsley Blowjob which was where you're humping a lass from that particular Yorkshire hellhole when she farts so powerfully that it parts your bollock hair. Roger's Profanisaurus was a key part of my childhood. We used to head into Waterstones on the way back from Riley's on a Saturday morning and piss ourselves laughing at it until someone chucked us out. Sad? Maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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