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21 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

Right. In the last 24 hours I’ve talked about smearing shit on Roy Keanes car bonnet, smearing Roy Keanes shit on Roy Keanes car bonnet, trying to swallow my own shit in a jacuzzi and squashing my own shit on a glass coffee table. 
 

I think I’m gonna knock it on the head talking about shit now. 

Your patter reeks. 
 

When I used to work on the ropes, we had the BT call centres and high rise admin contract. 
The one in Glasgow had this fucking huge woman as facilities manger, I mean she had a gunt that could run an oil burning generator for a year or two. 
 

Fucking massive. 
 

She was also an absolute twat, the type who treated contractors as if she was paying them with her own money. 
 

Everywhere else for BT, I’d have a few minutes chat with the FM, then get the lads together and have a quick toolbox talk. 
This fucking whale insisted on having the whole crew in the FM office and she’d go through each floor of the building, telling us where “extra care” was needed, where was “parrrticularrly duurty” etc.
 

One time, we had a few new lads with us, so just before we went in to her office I turned around, got all the lads attention and said

” I’m sure you’ve heard the tales about Moby here- all true. 
One very important thing lads, whatever you do, don’t picture her shitting on her glass coffee table back home”

Then opened the door and ushered everyone in. 
 

 

It was fucking glorious- as she started listing off smears and stains I could hear the lads behind biting their tongues, cough/laughing, turning in to Finbarr Saunders- a couple excused themselves saying they needed the toilet. 
 

 

 

Worked a fucking treat :lol:

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6 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

On a serious note it’s good this is a forum where you can openly talk about smearing or eating shit. It’s just what I needed after I got a perma ban on N-O for spoiling a game of Traitors. 

A ban for that ?

That's shit 😂

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4 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

Nah, you'll probably get fast tracked to the top poster malarkey.😂 

You don't get my crown by talking about shit 

 

You talk shit.

 

There's a difference, it's subtle, but it's there.

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11 hours ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

Right. In the last 24 hours I’ve talked about smearing shit on Roy Keanes car bonnet, smearing Roy Keanes shit on Roy Keanes car bonnet, trying to swallow my own shit in a jacuzzi and squashing my own shit on a glass coffee table. 
 

I think I’m gonna knock it on the head talking about shit now. 

 

Well, if it hasn't been said already, let me be the first to tell you that you do talk a lot of shit. :cuppa:

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5 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Of course you don’t, Lee, of course you don’t.
Ask your Mam when she brings your tea down. 

 

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42 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Of course you don’t, Lee, of course you don’t.
Ask your Mam when she brings your tea down. 

 

He's not getting any tea after his mum coming home from bingo to find he'd curled one out of the coffee table and tried to cover it up with a few books.

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2 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

Ipswich with an early goal v Coventry.


Can’t ask for much Moore than that. 

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