Monkeys Fist 45226 Posted April 29, 2024 Share Posted April 29, 2024 21 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said: Right. In the last 24 hours I’ve talked about smearing shit on Roy Keanes car bonnet, smearing Roy Keanes shit on Roy Keanes car bonnet, trying to swallow my own shit in a jacuzzi and squashing my own shit on a glass coffee table. I think I’m gonna knock it on the head talking about shit now. Your patter reeks. When I used to work on the ropes, we had the BT call centres and high rise admin contract. The one in Glasgow had this fucking huge woman as facilities manger, I mean she had a gunt that could run an oil burning generator for a year or two. Fucking massive. She was also an absolute twat, the type who treated contractors as if she was paying them with her own money. Everywhere else for BT, I’d have a few minutes chat with the FM, then get the lads together and have a quick toolbox talk. This fucking whale insisted on having the whole crew in the FM office and she’d go through each floor of the building, telling us where “extra care” was needed, where was “parrrticularrly duurty” etc. One time, we had a few new lads with us, so just before we went in to her office I turned around, got all the lads attention and said ” I’m sure you’ve heard the tales about Moby here- all true. One very important thing lads, whatever you do, don’t picture her shitting on her glass coffee table back home” Then opened the door and ushered everyone in. It was fucking glorious- as she started listing off smears and stains I could hear the lads behind biting their tongues, cough/laughing, turning in to Finbarr Saunders- a couple excused themselves saying they needed the toilet. Worked a fucking treat 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3260 Posted April 29, 2024 Share Posted April 29, 2024 6 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said: On a serious note it’s good this is a forum where you can openly talk about smearing or eating shit. It’s just what I needed after I got a perma ban on N-O for spoiling a game of Traitors. A ban for that ? That's shit 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3260 Posted April 29, 2024 Share Posted April 29, 2024 3 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said: You post on there? Nah. I was banned years ago. I do read it a lot, but it's to strict. They wouldn't put up with my temper tantrums anyway😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3260 Posted April 29, 2024 Share Posted April 29, 2024 1 minute ago, MrRaspberryJam said: Aye I mean it’s definitely a canny forum for sure but a permanent ban for spoiling a game of Traitors man. Stick to this place, much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3260 Posted April 29, 2024 Share Posted April 29, 2024 11 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said: We’ll see. I might get banned for talking (about) shit too much. Nah, you'll probably get fast tracked to the top poster malarkey.😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11323 Posted April 29, 2024 Share Posted April 29, 2024 4 minutes ago, Tdansmith said: Nah, you'll probably get fast tracked to the top poster malarkey.😂 You don't get my crown by talking about shit You talk shit. There's a difference, it's subtle, but it's there. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3260 Posted April 29, 2024 Share Posted April 29, 2024 13 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said: What happens if you talk shit about shit? Welcome to my world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobElliott 1809 Posted April 29, 2024 Share Posted April 29, 2024 This you Raspberry? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45226 Posted April 30, 2024 Share Posted April 30, 2024 8 hours ago, MrRaspberryJam said: We’ll see. I might get banned for talking (about) shit too much. It’ll more likely be something else, Thompers. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 3048 Posted April 30, 2024 Share Posted April 30, 2024 11 hours ago, MrRaspberryJam said: Right. In the last 24 hours I’ve talked about smearing shit on Roy Keanes car bonnet, smearing Roy Keanes shit on Roy Keanes car bonnet, trying to swallow my own shit in a jacuzzi and squashing my own shit on a glass coffee table. I think I’m gonna knock it on the head talking about shit now. Well, if it hasn't been said already, let me be the first to tell you that you do talk a lot of shit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45226 Posted April 30, 2024 Share Posted April 30, 2024 1 hour ago, MrRaspberryJam said: I dunno what this means. Of course you don’t, Lee, of course you don’t. Ask your Mam when she brings your tea down. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MrRaspberryJam Posted April 30, 2024 Share Posted April 30, 2024 5 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Of course you don’t, Lee, of course you don’t. Ask your Mam when she brings your tea down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33242 Posted April 30, 2024 Share Posted April 30, 2024 42 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Of course you don’t, Lee, of course you don’t. Ask your Mam when she brings your tea down. He's not getting any tea after his mum coming home from bingo to find he'd curled one out of the coffee table and tried to cover it up with a few books. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 36678 Posted April 30, 2024 Share Posted April 30, 2024 When you find a stream of Bayern v R Madrid that doesn't feature McManaman, Fletcher, Michael Owen, Owen Hargreaves and Hoddle.... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3260 Posted April 30, 2024 Share Posted April 30, 2024 Ipswich with an early goal v Coventry. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MrRaspberryJam Posted April 30, 2024 Share Posted April 30, 2024 2 minutes ago, Tdansmith said: Ipswich with an early goal v Coventry. Can’t ask for much Moore than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 36678 Posted April 30, 2024 Share Posted April 30, 2024 Setanta event 5 crowd noise only. No duck eggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3260 Posted April 30, 2024 Share Posted April 30, 2024 Goal Real Madrid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3260 Posted April 30, 2024 Share Posted April 30, 2024 fantastic Bayern goal. 1-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3260 Posted April 30, 2024 Share Posted April 30, 2024 Is that a pen for Bayern ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3260 Posted April 30, 2024 Share Posted April 30, 2024 It is and it's 2-1 Bayern (Kane) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3260 Posted April 30, 2024 Share Posted April 30, 2024 (edited) Coventry 1 Ipswich 1 edit. Ipswich back in front 2-1 Edited April 30, 2024 by Tdansmith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 19037 Posted April 30, 2024 Share Posted April 30, 2024 Bayern v Real is a bit like Man Utd v Liverpool…. you might see a decent game but that’s tempered by both clubs being utter fuckin cunts 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3260 Posted April 30, 2024 Share Posted April 30, 2024 Pen for Real Madrid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3260 Posted April 30, 2024 Share Posted April 30, 2024 Real score All square 2-2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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