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1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

They gave it a crack. 


What more do you want mate? He’s only human

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Why are sky still at the spurs game interviewing players? Surely they should've rushed straight over to the next game at forest and left the spurs v arsenal stuff for sky sports news? 🤔

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"Hi Alan, it's sky here, are you available to commentate on the Spurs v Arsenal match day?"

 

 

 

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"Absoloitely and can oi say it should be an absoloitely tremendous match as the North London matches tend to boi."

 

 

"Errr, well err, if you could just do the forest v man city game after Gary does the spurs v arsenal match that would be really fantastic."

 

 

 

 

 

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"Hello? Hello? Alan? Are you still there?"

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16 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said:


Bit miffed at how this got more likes than my post about trying to swallow my own shit in a jacuzzi in the General Chat forum but each of their own. 

 

There's no justice, Mr raspberry jam, no justice. 

 

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1 hour ago, MrRaspberryJam said:


Bit miffed at how this got more likes than my post about trying to swallow my own shit in a jacuzzi in the General Chat forum but each of their own. 

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2 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said:


Well well well. I guess this isn’t the forum for eating-your-own-shit enthusiasts that I thought it would be. 

More of a glass coffee table chap, myself. 

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Just now, MrRaspberryJam said:


I like to shit on my glass coffee table and then put two or three coffee table books on top of it. 

As a surprise for your dinner guest? 

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1 minute ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

Right. In the last 24 hours I’ve talked about smearing shit on Roy Keanes car bonnet, smearing Roy Keanes shit on Roy Keanes car bonnet, trying to swallow my own shit in a jacuzzi and squashing my own shit on a glass coffee table. 
 

I think I’m gonna knock it on the head talking about shit now. 

What do you think of sunderland ? 

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1 hour ago, MrRaspberryJam said:


Bit miffed at how this got more likes than my post about trying to swallow my own shit in a jacuzzi in the General Chat forum but each of their own. 


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21 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

Right. In the last 24 hours I’ve talked about smearing shit on Roy Keanes car bonnet, smearing Roy Keanes shit on Roy Keanes car bonnet, trying to swallow my own shit in a jacuzzi and squashing my own shit on a glass coffee table. 
 

I think I’m gonna knock it on the head talking about shit now. 

Your patter reeks. 
 

When I used to work on the ropes, we had the BT call centres and high rise admin contract. 
The one in Glasgow had this fucking huge woman as facilities manger, I mean she had a gunt that could run an oil burning generator for a year or two. 
 

Fucking massive. 
 

She was also an absolute twat, the type who treated contractors as if she was paying them with her own money. 
 

Everywhere else for BT, I’d have a few minutes chat with the FM, then get the lads together and have a quick toolbox talk. 
This fucking whale insisted on having the whole crew in the FM office and she’d go through each floor of the building, telling us where “extra care” was needed, where was “parrrticularrly duurty” etc.
 

One time, we had a few new lads with us, so just before we went in to her office I turned around, got all the lads attention and said

” I’m sure you’ve heard the tales about Moby here- all true. 
One very important thing lads, whatever you do, don’t picture her shitting on her glass coffee table back home”

Then opened the door and ushered everyone in. 
 

 

It was fucking glorious- as she started listing off smears and stains I could hear the lads behind biting their tongues, cough/laughing, turning in to Finbarr Saunders- a couple excused themselves saying they needed the toilet. 
 

 

 

Worked a fucking treat :lol:

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6 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

On a serious note it’s good this is a forum where you can openly talk about smearing or eating shit. It’s just what I needed after I got a perma ban on N-O for spoiling a game of Traitors. 

A ban for that ?

That's shit 😂

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3 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said:


You post on there?

Nah. I was banned years ago. 

I do read it a lot, but it's to strict.

They wouldn't put up with my temper tantrums anyway😂

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1 minute ago, MrRaspberryJam said:


Aye I mean it’s definitely a canny forum for sure but a permanent ban for spoiling a game of Traitors man. 

Stick to this place, much better. 

 

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