Isegrim 9801 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 1 hour ago, Holden McGroin said: the Top 5 is gone so I’m hoping the following: The current top 5 beat the 6th-to-mid table teams Man City win the league. Sure, but any result affecting the confidence of teams we are still to face is good imho. That’s why Villa not winning was good imho 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6607 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 1 hour ago, Isegrim said: Sure, but any result affecting the confidence of teams we are still to face is good imho. That’s why Villa not winning was good imho Villa not winning any game is good. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9783 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 Ah no Salah is paggered. Wonder how long we'll here about Liverpool's injury crisis because of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 877 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 He's fine, more's the pity. And what a surprise, we played infinitely better and scored twice while he was off, the fraud. Players I've been slagging off for years suddenly looked like professional footballers instead of the great Salah's entourage. Even renowned two-first-name-having motherfucker Mustafa Mohamed finally looked like a player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10866 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 12 hours ago, acrossthepond said: He's fine, more's the pity. And what a surprise, we played infinitely better and scored twice while he was off, the fraud. Players I've been slagging off for years suddenly looked like professional footballers instead of the great Salah's entourage. Even renowned two-first-name-having motherfucker Mustafa Mohamed finally looked like a player. You're Egyptian? I never knew that about you. Pharoah nuff 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20210 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 3 minutes ago, The Fish said: You're Egyptian? I never knew that about you. Pharoah nuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35100 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 7 minutes ago, The Fish said: You're Egyptian? I never knew that about you. Pharoah nuff There used to be kids yoghurts called ‘Fiendish Feet’ and the bottom of the pots were shaped like two feet. I’m sure one of the varieties was called ‘Pharaoh Nuff’. Jesus wept at the absolutely useless shite I’ve got stored in my long term memory 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21959 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 25 minutes ago, The Fish said: You're Egyptian? I never knew that about you. Pharoah nuff he doesn’t like to talk about it. He’s in de-Nile 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33270 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 Something, something, toot and come in. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42465 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 1 hour ago, The Fish said: You're Egyptian? I never knew that about you. Pharoah nuff Well, if Luxor anything to go by… 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20210 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 That's why he got caught up in a pyramid scheme 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17286 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 1 minute ago, wykikitoon said: That's why he got caught up in a pyramid scheme 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42465 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 17 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: That's why he got caught up in a pyramid scheme Aswan punnist to another, that was terrible. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42465 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 I Siwa scraping the barrel for Egypt puns now… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9455 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: I Siwa scraping the barrel for Egypt puns now… I found one but I dropped it, knacked my back picking it up, will tell you about it when I get back from the Cairo practer. Yeah I know, as jokes go it sphinks Edited January 19 by Toonpack 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9783 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 3 minutes ago, Toonpack said: I found one but I dropped it, knacked by back picking it up, will tell you about it when I get back from the Cairo practer. Yeah I know, as jokes go it sphinks That's it, these are so bad I'm telling my mummy on you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42465 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 1 minute ago, Dazzler said: That's it, these are so bad I'm telling my mummy on you. Calm down there Giza. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42465 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 5 minutes ago, Toonpack said: I found one but I dropped it, knacked my back picking it up, will tell you about it when I get back from the Cairo practer. Yeah I know, as jokes go it sphinks This made me involuntarily clench my sphinxter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9783 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Calm down there Giza. Stop being such a Bastet 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 877 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 That's quite enough out of you fuls. Acting like a bunch of bloody Sisis. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20210 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 6 minutes ago, acrossthepond said: That's quite enough out of you fuls. Acting like a bunch of bloody Sisis. Alright, don't run and tell your mummy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10866 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 Anubis one little pun would Set all this off. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 877 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 Just now, wykikitoon said: Alright, don't run and tell your mummy Already used, that joke is older than the Middle Kingdom. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 877 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 11 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: This made me involuntarily clench my sphinxter. I think instead of these wretched puns, you should get to posting some Nefer-titties. Ptolemy hold you up. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42465 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 Word of warning lads- don’t try to come up with Egypt puns when driving. I just did, crashed and now that’s my Karnak’ed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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