Lewis Miley - He’s one of our own (Stanley)

[Guest MrRaspberryJam]

Sell ASAP.

[ewerk 33610]

  On 01/05/2024 at 15:19, MrRaspberryJam said:

Sell ASAP.

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How the fuck can he ever play for anyone else with that tattoo?

[spongebob toonpants 4450]

It's a fucking shocker

 

 

[Gemmill 51099]

  On 01/05/2024 at 15:31, spongebob toonpants said:

It's a fucking shocker

 

 

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  On 12/12/2023 at 14:39, spongebob toonpants said:

I can do worse than that. They don't look so clever after 45 years

 

 

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  On 12/12/2023 at 14:52, Gemmill said:

 

The Babadook!

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Babadooooook! 

 

I feel like ewerk here. 

[spongebob toonpants 4450]

  On 01/05/2024 at 15:39, Gemmill said:

 

 

 

Babadooooook! 

 

I feel like ewerk here. 

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Yeah, but imagine what Miley's will look like in 45 years.

 

Actually probably better than mine will

[wykikitoon 23287]

'it's a very proud moment for me and my family' 

 

That's his usual response 😂

[Dr Gloom 23945]

  On 01/05/2024 at 15:31, spongebob toonpants said:

It's a fucking shocker

 

 

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[Howmanheyman 37096]

Dan Burn doesn't come out of this very well either.  

 

Would they have been as eager to visit  some bloke's kitchen in walker for a tattoo rather than a legit tattooist like this ....

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/C6W_2qjrnph/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Guest MrRaspberryJam]

  On 01/05/2024 at 15:27, ewerk said:

 

How the fuck can he ever play for anyone else with that tattoo?

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That sounds like a problem for Lewis Miley. Wash our hands of him. Flog him. Swap him for that Tosin at Fulham. Anything. Just do anything. 

[Monkeys Fist 45811]

  On 01/05/2024 at 15:31, spongebob toonpants said:

It's a fucking shocker

 

 

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She had to tattoo lines to make sure her writing didn’t go to fuck. 
 

 

If she stays in business she might learn joined up writing. 

[OTF 8565]

The tattooist should have given up on their dreams.

 

Bruno when he sees it:

[Ugly Mackems 134]

Absolutely horrendous tattoo. 

 

I appreciate he's probably not on big big wedge just yet but fuck me going to £50 an hour tattoo artist gets you that! 

 

When he gets that BIG contract he'll get a cover up ASAP. 

[Howay 12496]

 Glad to see the reaction on here as the first response I saw on Twitter was a bloke going “absolutely class tattoo for Miley on his 18th birthday 👏” and thought my eyes were getting worse as it’s a fucking shocking tattoo  .

[RobinRobin 12647]

  On 01/05/2024 at 18:14, MrRaspberryJam said:

That sounds like a problem for Lewis Miley. Wash our hands of him. Flog him. Swap him for that Tosin at Fulham. Anything. Just do anything. 

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[Toonpack 11771]

If the kid likes it, so what, it'll have been his own design.

 

Although starting with a sleeve is a tad extreme.

[thebrokendoll 10528]

  On 01/05/2024 at 23:41, Ugly Mackems said:

Absolutely horrendous tattoo. 

 

I appreciate he's probably not on big big wedge just yet but fuck me going to £50 an hour tattoo artist gets you that! 

 

When he gets that BIG contract he'll get a cover up ASAP. 

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I blame his parents.

[wykikitoon 23287]

  On 02/05/2024 at 00:22, Howay said:

 Glad to see the reaction on here as the first response I saw on Twitter was a bloke going “absolutely class tattoo for Miley on his 18th birthday 👏” and thought my eyes were getting worse as it’s a fucking shocking tattoo  .

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I saw that comment and that nee way man, it's GASH.  The artwork tbh I think she's a canny decent tattooist, its what it is.  Nah.  Not for me like.

[Toonpack 11771]

The artwork will have been chosen by Miley, they'll have worked the design together on paper before any ink went near him. It'll be his design. Also no way thst was done yesterday, it looks pretty healed up and I suspect it was a more than one sitting job.

 

If he likes it, that's all that matters.

[Holden McGroin 7743]

Yeah, as long as he likes it then thats all that matters. And let's be honest, if his career tanks he has done something absolutely special for his age. It would be interesting to see how it goes down when he signs for Norwich in 2 years though. 

[MMXXVIII 1296]

Apart from it looking like it was written by a Thalidomide with its tongue hanging out, I'm confused by the message in the context of the bearer. It's not like he was plucked from Greenwich in his 20s like Ian Wright; the cunt played Champions League football at an age when I was scamming the further education system for grants to put me through my driving lessons.

[trophyshy 7468]

As if any 18 year olds have given up on their dreams.  It took me until my 40s ffs.  

[Toonpack 11771]

Christ lads, he's a kid, he got a tattoo, so fucking what

[Andrew 5300]

Well, its really bad, which is quite funny. 

Fair enough if, as you say, hes designed it himself but any self-respecting (and worth their salt) artist wouldn't have just transposed that onto his arm looking like that, its awfully done. 

[Dr Gloom 23945]

he should have gone full steve o 

 

[Kid Dynamite 7814]

  On 01/05/2024 at 17:42, Howmanheyman said:

Dan Burn doesn't come out of this very well either.  

 

Would they have been as eager to visit  some bloke's kitchen in walker for a tattoo rather than a legit tattooist like this ....

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/C6W_2qjrnph/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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If she doesn't breathe out soon she's not going to be giving anyone else shit tattoos...

Edited May 6, 2024 by Kid Dynamite