Sandro Tonali

[Dr Gloom 23634]

Hits the back of the neti? 

[Gemmill 49918]

That just conjures images of his insanely fit missus having to constantly get the toilet brush out.

[Kitman 2333]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

That just conjures images of his insanely fit missus having to constantly get the toilet brush out.

Is this a euphemism? 

[Monkeys Fist 45141]

9 hours ago, Gemmill said:

That just conjures images of his insanely fit missus having to constantly get the toilet brush out.

Fucking sitters man. 

[Dougle 3677]

40 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Fucking sitters man. 

 

So do you honestly stand up whilst having a shite?

Does that mean you could drop one out at the till in Asda or while standing at the bar with your mates?

Fucking hell what a tremendous skill. You could wear loose pants and just head out for a walk every time you needed to lay a cable.

Or have I missed the point and it’s only the arse wiping bit the involves standing?

[Holden McGroin 7611]

[Monkeys Fist 45141]

Yes*, yes*, yes*, and yes*. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*no

*no

*no

*lift my arse off the seat

[RobinRobin 12479]

7 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Yes*, yes*, yes*, and yes*. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*no

*no

*no

*lift my arse off the seat

[Monkeys Fist 45141]

Whilst we’re at it, I wonder if Mrs Tonali has finished her “second album”? 
 

[Howmanheyman 36586]

Someone suggested on twitter singing 'Hey Sandro, Sandro italiano' to 'Mambo italiano' but in the rush of youth or a lack of creativity left it at that so I added the rest what with being the toontastic lyrical gangster....

 

🎶

Hey Sandro! 

Sandro Italiano

Hey Sandro! 

Sandro Italiano 

Go, go, go

You sexy bastard from Milano

All you crazy Geordies

go a loco for the Milanese 

 

Sandrooo.......

 

.....Italianooooo!

🎵

 

[Dr Gloom 23634]

41 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Someone suggested on twitter singing 'Hey Sandro, Sandro italiano' to 'Mambo italiano' but in the rush of youth or a lack of creativity left it at that so I added the rest what with being the toontastic lyrical gangster....

 

🎶

Hey Sandro! 

Sandro Italiano

Hey Sandro! 

Sandro Italiano 

Go, go, go

You sexy bastard from Milano

All you crazy Geordies

go a loco for the Milanese 

 

Sandrooo.......

 

.....Italianooooo!

🎵

 

[ewerk 33214]

You can stick your Milanese ristorantes up your arse.

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 45141]

 

“ Cos'è questa "Colazione per Tutto il Giorno di Spoons,  Sandro"?

 

"Aiuta con il secondo album* amore mio" 
 

 

 

* see above

[Ayatollah Hermione 14671]

His lass is always out and about, like. Seemingly oblivious to the fact that Newcastle simply does not produce women that look like her 

[Monkeys Fist 45141]

4 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Newcastle simply does not produce women that look like her 

I beg your pardon?

 

 

[wykikitoon 22851]

9 hours ago, ewerk said:

You can stick your Milanese ristorantes up your arse.

 

 

Apparently it was a recommendation from Murphy 🤣

[aimaad22 4688]

 

 

 

[wykikitoon 22851]

 

 

 

[RobinRobin 12479]

9 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I beg your pardon?

 

 

[Dr Gloom 23634]

I should have known better than to click on one of MF’s links  

[RobinRobin 12479]

15 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

I should have known better than to click on one of MF’s links  

I did know better and still did it 

[Renton 23659]

Think this may be my daughters first crush. She reckons he looks like Flynn Rider from Rapumzel. I think she might be right.

 

[Monkeys Fist 45141]

12 minutes ago, Renton said:

Rapumzel

Fwow down your hairng! 

[OTF 8412]

2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Fwow down your hairng! 

[ackas 311]

On 15/08/2023 at 09:22, ewerk said:

You can stick your Milanese ristorantes up your arse.