Sandro Tonali

[Dazzler 11461]

5 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

'Right Sandro, Wilson has fucked his back and we need someone to rifle Wyki’s missus in the interim. We’ll start here, son. Don’t be too alarmed by the size, mrs wyki’s blart is half as wide and twice as wet. In you go.'

 

[RobElliott 1769]

4 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

Longstaff must have an Italian granny

 

Aye, surname was Ciggi

[Gemmill 49279]

He munches foofi, does a poopi, he hates fucking Sunderland. 

[wykikitoon 22507]

Scored once yesterday and assisted twice v Burnley yesterday.

[Dazzler 11461]

21 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Scored once yesterday and assisted twice v Burnley yesterday.

When?

[thebrokendoll 10155]

3 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

When?

 

possibly wednesday, not sure though.

[wykikitoon 22507]

1 minute ago, Dazzler said:

When?

Yesterday, but this now could be Twatter BS

[Dazzler 11461]

5 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Yesterday, but this now could be Twatter BS

Can’t tell if the joke has gone over your head or if you are continuing the joke and it’s going over my head

[wykikitoon 22507]

14 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Can’t tell if the joke has gone over your head or if you are continuing the joke and it’s going over my head

Penny has dropped for me now

 

 

[wykikitoon 22507]

16 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Can’t tell if the joke has gone over your head or if you are continuing the joke and it’s going over my head

 

I'm sat giggling like fuck now at this  

[Dazzler 11461]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

 

I'm sat giggling like fuck now at this  

Fucking hell. Half an hour later

[sammynb 3869]

16 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Can’t tell if the joke has gone over your head or if you are continuing the joke and it’s going over my head

 

 

 

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Update:
Tonali returns 

Ahead of Saturday's visit to Hull City, Newcastle played a training game on Wednesday against Burnley behind closed doors at their Gawthorpe Training Centre.

Details remain scarce, but The Times confirm that Sandro Tonali featured for the Magpies - his first appearance since October 2023, when the midfielder began a ban for breaking betting regulations.

That suspension ends late next month but extends to include any non-competitive games registered with the FA, meaning that Tonali isn't able to feature in any of United's public pre-season friendlies.

Now managed by ex-Magpie Scott Parker, this is the third time in four years that Burnley have provided pre-season opposition in similar training games, having done so in both 2021 and 2022. 

It's anticipated that a further training game of this nature will be organised by Newcastle to give Tonali more pitch time ahead of his competitive comeback.

 

nufc.com

 

[thebrokendoll 10155]

 

top tune there from bristol's finest too.

 

 

[Christmas Tree 5053]

Now that the cup games been moved I’m assuming he’s ok to start.

 

(another one who wouldn’t be here if Fish had his way).

[Alex 36551]

3 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Now that the cup games been moved I’m assuming he’s ok to start.

 

(another one who wouldn’t be here if Fish had his way).

Aye. The suspension was a period of time rather than number of matches and ends the day before the Forest match. 

[Alex 36551]

3 minutes ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

Spot on, Fish wanted that serbian fella whose name I cant pronounce that went to the saudi league 

Slinky Malinki 👍🏻

[wykikitoon 22507]

13 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Now that the cup games been moved I’m assuming he’s ok to start.

 

(another one who wouldn’t be here if Fish had his way).

Aye he's free to play.  

[The Fish 11306]

30 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Now that the cup games been moved I’m assuming he’s ok to start.

 

(another one who wouldn’t be here if Fish had his way).

Is it just English you can't understand, or is it any language?

[wykikitoon 22507]

 

[PaddockLad 18806]

Don’t fuckin worry Boycott, I’ll do the honours… ffs 🙄

 

https://archive.is/M58Zv

[Meenzer 16304]

Shoutouts for Dabbawal and Gosforth Traders, get in

 

 

[wykikitoon 22507]

16 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Don’t fuckin worry Boycott, I’ll do the honours… ffs 🙄

 

https://archive.is/M58Zv

 

[Chaser 1340]

So according to that, his girlfriend has returned to live in Italy and allowed him to focus on football. Not exactly ideal, is it? 

 

[PaddockLad 18806]

11 minutes ago, Chaser said:

So according to that, his girlfriend has returned to live in Italy and allowed him to focus on football. Not exactly ideal, is it? 

 

Shes 21, she might be embarking on her own career or university?… 

[MrBass 2953]

So he’s actually “running his blue balls off”