Sandro Tonali

[Howmanheyman 36199]

 

"Why didn't you tell me you worked for the cabal of mysterious Tyneside businessmen, Tom? I thought you were just some two bob mackem bastard trying to get me to pay for their elevator to be fixed."

 

"The mysterious cabal of Tyneside businessmen don't like their name to be banded around, I only have one client and it's them."

 

"What can I do for them, Tom?"

 

"Get Sandro off by tonight or tomorrow you'll be sharing your bed with Khartoum's head, bonny lad."

 

"Mamma Mia!"

[Kid Dynamite 7557]

 

We might be about to lose our new midfielder for the rest of the season...

[Gemmill 49343]

If that's how it turns out, it's better than I thought it might two days ago.

[PaddockLad 18828]

Fuckin Joe Willock is better in our system anyway

 

 

[Holden McGroin 7453]

18 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Fuckin Joe Willock is better in our system anyway

 

 

He’ll be a like a new signing 

[Gemmill 49343]

Not sure the Italian accent is still appropriate here.

[wykikitoon 22557]

Craig Hope will be wanking like fuck at the thought of him getting a ban.

[Anorthernsoul 1222]

3 hours ago, Gemmill said:

If that's how it turns out, it's better than I thought it might two days ago.

 

7 Months better than the 4 years someone mentioned on here yesterday.

[wykikitoon 22557]

Its alreet  Wor Sean has it covered. 

 

 

[Alex 36565]

Pep Aroni  

[trophyshy 7272]

2 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

Craig Hope will be wanking like fuck at the thought of him getting a ban.

How does one wank like fuck?  Asking for a friend. 

[Anorthernsoul 1222]

1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

Its alreet  Wor Sean has it covered. 

 

 

 

Who the fuck's Sean Casey?

[Alex 36565]

5 minutes ago, Anorthernsoul said:

 

Who the fuck's Sean Casey?

NUFC ‘ITK’ Twitter gobshite 

[Dazzler 11506]

16 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Its alreet  Wor Sean has it covered. 

 

 

Thank god someone as reliable and respected as Sean is on the case. I was worried for a moment.

[Isegrim 10281]

So his trip to Weatherspoon‘s was just down to losing a bet?

[Holden McGroin 7453]

He might have fancied a go on the fruit machines.

[Kid Dynamite 7557]

https://www.gazzetta.it/Calcio/Premier-League/18-10-2023/tonali-ha-scommesso-sul-milan-rischia-un-anno-di-squalifica.shtml
 

Reports that he bet on Milan matches so is looking at a minimum of a 12 month ban (if he admits it). 

[Holden McGroin 7453]

8 hours ago, Dazzler said:

Thank god someone as reliable and respected as Sean is on the case. I was worried for a moment.

He is doubling down on there being nothing to worry about. This could be his biggest gaffe so far.

[wykikitoon 22557]

9 hours ago, Anorthernsoul said:

 

Who the fuck's Sean Casey?

[PaddockLad 18828]

 

[wykikitoon 22557]

Milan knew and they're gonna be fucked surely?

[Gemmill 49343]

2 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Milan knew and they're gonna be fucked surely?

 

Is it being reported that they knew? If be inclined to ignore most of the press coming out of Italy cos they're usually full of it.

[Dr Gloom 23390]

10 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

Its alreet  Wor Sean has it covered. 

 

 

 

that's him fucked then 

[Alex 36565]

12 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Is it being reported that they knew? If be inclined to ignore most of the press coming out of Italy cos they're usually full of it.

Yeah. Daily newspapers dedicated to sport but about 90% of that is football so they need to fill the pages somehow. But I guess we’ll find out soon as the process here seems to have been really quick here. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 14555]

How many fucking contradictory stories are these fuckers firing out?  can tell it’s an international break. Wake me up when he’s banned or not