Sandro Tonali

[Howmanheyman 37659]

 

"Why didn't you tell me you worked for the cabal of mysterious Tyneside businessmen, Tom? I thought you were just some two bob mackem bastard trying to get me to pay for their elevator to be fixed."

 

"The mysterious cabal of Tyneside businessmen don't like their name to be banded around, I only have one client and it's them."

 

"What can I do for them, Tom?"

 

"Get Sandro off by tonight or tomorrow you'll be sharing your bed with Khartoum's head, bonny lad."

 

"Mamma Mia!"

[Kid Dynamite 7885]

 

We might be about to lose our new midfielder for the rest of the season...

[Gemmill 51985]

If that's how it turns out, it's better than I thought it might two days ago.

[PaddockLad 19486]

Fuckin Joe Willock is better in our system anyway

 

 

[Holden McGroin 7835]

  On 17/10/2023 at 17:39, PaddockLad said:

Fuckin Joe Willock is better in our system anyway

 

 

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He’ll be a like a new signing 

[Gemmill 51985]

Not sure the Italian accent is still appropriate here.

[wykikitoon 23619]

Craig Hope will be wanking like fuck at the thought of him getting a ban.

[Anorthernsoul 1222]

  On 17/10/2023 at 17:28, Gemmill said:

If that's how it turns out, it's better than I thought it might two days ago.

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7 Months better than the 4 years someone mentioned on here yesterday.

[wykikitoon 23619]

Its alreet  Wor Sean has it covered. 

 

 

[Alex 37617]

Pep Aroni  

[trophyshy 7517]

  On 17/10/2023 at 18:49, wykikitoon said:

Craig Hope will be wanking like fuck at the thought of him getting a ban.

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How does one wank like fuck?  Asking for a friend. 

[Anorthernsoul 1222]

  On 17/10/2023 at 20:54, wykikitoon said:

Its alreet  Wor Sean has it covered. 

 

 

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Who the fuck's Sean Casey?

[Alex 37617]

  On 17/10/2023 at 20:56, Anorthernsoul said:

 

Who the fuck's Sean Casey?

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NUFC ‘ITK’ Twitter gobshite 

[Dazzler 12526]

  On 17/10/2023 at 20:54, wykikitoon said:

Its alreet  Wor Sean has it covered. 

 

 

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Thank god someone as reliable and respected as Sean is on the case. I was worried for a moment.

[Isegrim 10685]

So his trip to Weatherspoon‘s was just down to losing a bet?

[Holden McGroin 7835]

He might have fancied a go on the fruit machines.

[Kid Dynamite 7885]

https://www.gazzetta.it/Calcio/Premier-League/18-10-2023/tonali-ha-scommesso-sul-milan-rischia-un-anno-di-squalifica.shtml
 

Reports that he bet on Milan matches so is looking at a minimum of a 12 month ban (if he admits it). 

[Holden McGroin 7835]

  On 17/10/2023 at 21:10, Dazzler said:

Thank god someone as reliable and respected as Sean is on the case. I was worried for a moment.

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He is doubling down on there being nothing to worry about. This could be his biggest gaffe so far.

[wykikitoon 23619]

  On 17/10/2023 at 20:56, Anorthernsoul said:

 

Who the fuck's Sean Casey?

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[PaddockLad 19486]

 

[wykikitoon 23619]

Milan knew and they're gonna be fucked surely?

[Gemmill 51985]

  On 18/10/2023 at 07:03, wykikitoon said:

Milan knew and they're gonna be fucked surely?

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Is it being reported that they knew? If be inclined to ignore most of the press coming out of Italy cos they're usually full of it.

[Dr Gloom 24145]

  On 17/10/2023 at 20:54, wykikitoon said:

Its alreet  Wor Sean has it covered. 

 

 

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that's him fucked then 

[Alex 37617]

  On 18/10/2023 at 07:06, Gemmill said:

 

Is it being reported that they knew? If be inclined to ignore most of the press coming out of Italy cos they're usually full of it.

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Yeah. Daily newspapers dedicated to sport but about 90% of that is football so they need to fill the pages somehow. But I guess we’ll find out soon as the process here seems to have been really quick here. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 15010]

How many fucking contradictory stories are these fuckers firing out?  can tell it’s an international break. Wake me up when he’s banned or not