Sandro Tonali

[Polarboy 2311]

 

His logic is flawless. The Moretti, spaghetti chant is a bit cringe and complicated.  

[PaddockLad 17257]

When he scored someone in the club said  “fuckin hell, they’ve signed the Italian Bryan Robson”  

[ohhh_yeah 2964]

On 20/07/2023 at 13:50, wykikitoon said:

 

 

 

 

       

 

 

[Dougle 3329]

10 minutes ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

       

 

 

 

Pure effort, intention and skill. Superb.

The solemn faced genius.

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894]

9 hours ago, Polarboy said:

 

His logic is flawless. The Moretti, spaghetti chant is a bit cringe and complicated.  

It should just be his name to the tune of volari. 

[Dr Gloom 21921]

10 hours ago, Polarboy said:

 

His logic is flawless. The Moretti, spaghetti chant is a bit cringe and complicated.  

the drinks moretti chant is fine until the fucking hates Sunderland line which doesn’t fit or rhyme in the slightest 

[Gemmill 44872]

Something about him chinning a yeti would scan better, maybe?

[Dr Gloom 21921]

Hits the back of the neti? 

[Gemmill 44872]

That just conjures images of his insanely fit missus having to constantly get the toilet brush out.

[Kitman 2207]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

That just conjures images of his insanely fit missus having to constantly get the toilet brush out.

Is this a euphemism? 

[Monkeys Fist 42438]

9 hours ago, Gemmill said:

That just conjures images of his insanely fit missus having to constantly get the toilet brush out.

Fucking sitters man. 

[Dougle 3329]

40 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Fucking sitters man. 

 

So do you honestly stand up whilst having a shite?

Does that mean you could drop one out at the till in Asda or while standing at the bar with your mates?

Fucking hell what a tremendous skill. You could wear loose pants and just head out for a walk every time you needed to lay a cable.

Or have I missed the point and it’s only the arse wiping bit the involves standing?

[Holden McGroin 6583]

[Monkeys Fist 42438]

Yes*, yes*, yes*, and yes*. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*no

*no

*no

*lift my arse off the seat

[RobinRobin 11268]

7 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Yes*, yes*, yes*, and yes*. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*no

*no

*no

*lift my arse off the seat

[Monkeys Fist 42438]

Whilst we’re at it, I wonder if Mrs Tonali has finished her “second album”? 
 

[Howmanheyman 33192]

Someone suggested on twitter singing 'Hey Sandro, Sandro italiano' to 'Mambo italiano' but in the rush of youth or a lack of creativity left it at that so I added the rest what with being the toontastic lyrical gangster....

 

🎶

Hey Sandro! 

Sandro Italiano

Hey Sandro! 

Sandro Italiano 

Go, go, go

You sexy bastard from Milano

All you crazy Geordies

go a loco for the Milanese 

 

Sandrooo.......

 

.....Italianooooo!

🎵

 

[Dr Gloom 21921]

41 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Someone suggested on twitter singing 'Hey Sandro, Sandro italiano' to 'Mambo italiano' but in the rush of youth or a lack of creativity left it at that so I added the rest what with being the toontastic lyrical gangster....

 

🎶

Hey Sandro! 

Sandro Italiano

Hey Sandro! 

Sandro Italiano 

Go, go, go

You sexy bastard from Milano

All you crazy Geordies

go a loco for the Milanese 

 

Sandrooo.......

 

.....Italianooooo!

🎵

 

[ewerk 30609]

You can stick your Milanese ristorantes up your arse.

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 42438]

 

“ Cos'è questa "Colazione per Tutto il Giorno di Spoons,  Sandro"?

 

"Aiuta con il secondo album* amore mio" 
 

 

 

* see above

[Ayatollah Hermione 13865]

His lass is always out and about, like. Seemingly oblivious to the fact that Newcastle simply does not produce women that look like her 

[Monkeys Fist 42438]

4 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Newcastle simply does not produce women that look like her 

I beg your pardon?

 

 

[wykikitoon 20138]

9 hours ago, ewerk said:

You can stick your Milanese ristorantes up your arse.

 

 

Apparently it was a recommendation from Murphy 🤣

[aimaad22 4156]

 

 

 

[wykikitoon 20138]