Fabian Schar

[The Fish 11385]

On 29/09/2024 at 00:02, Optimistic Nut said:

Thought he was brilliant today. They cut off the lines to that diagonal ball to the LW that he loves, so he just started playing 50-60 yard rakers over the LB or through the middle instead. Shame he didn't connect with that header properly when he went into full Philippe Alschar mode.

 

He's always had a great range of passing, up there with Shelvey for me. But with the added benefit of being able to do other things on the pitch at the same time.

[wykikitoon 23575]

Contract extension 

Edited April 3 by wykikitoon

[toonotl 3549]

Good decision by the club. Another year, hopefully as a backup and mentor to a new CB, see how he performs and maybe extend again. He's possibly been our weakest performer this year. But still deserving of a spot in the squad for another year at this stage. 

[wykikitoon 23575]

Very wise. Lascelles IMO will go, but to lose Schar and him would be a big blow to squad.  We need players and he knows the club inside out.

[wykikitoon 23575]

[Gemmill 51816]

Is there anyone that's played for Steve Bruce who doesn't have the surname Bruce that has a good word to say about him? 

 

Or that wasn't basically thanking him for sharing the same hobby of laziness, like ASM. 

[Howmanheyman 37583]

22 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Is there anyone that's played for Steve Bruce who doesn't have the surname Bruce that has a good word to say about him? 

 

Or that wasn't basically thanking him for sharing the same hobby of laziness, like ASM. 

 

The Brummie spiv-tache agbonlahor likes him so you have to take that into account. 

[Dazzler 12476]

2 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

The Brummie spiv-tache agbonlahor likes him so you have to take that into account. 

That's only because Bruce used to tiddlywink polos into his mouth and he was too thick to realise he was taking the piss out of his criminally hilarious underbite.

[NJS 4669]

That pointless jock cunt Boyd on SSN described him as the best manager he's worked with - as I said before that just confirmed his mediocrity to me having no clue who he was anyway. 

[Howmanheyman 37583]

18 minutes ago, NJS said:

That pointless jock cunt Boyd on SSN described him as the best manager he's worked with - as I said before that just confirmed his mediocrity to me having no clue who he was anyway. 

 

He's atrocious, really bad and he's as one eyed about Rangers as anyone if you've ever caught a bit of him being a pundit on one of their games. 

[ewerk 33807]

22 minutes ago, NJS said:

That pointless jock cunt Boyd on SSN described him as the best manager he's worked with - as I said before that just confirmed his mediocrity to me having no clue who he was anyway. 

 

The fact that Boyd never actually played under Bruce gives a good indication of how truthful that statement is.

[NJS 4669]

I did wonder - I assumed he'd been a reserve at Wigan or Hull. 

[Dougle 3797]

He was once linked with Wigan and good old Brucey  called it:
 

tittle-tattle

 

"We've heard all the tittle-tattle. I've been told this morning I've been linked with Kris Boyd at Rangers. It is the first I've known about it."

 

Fucking tittle-tattle  

 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4314]

59 minutes ago, NJS said:

That pointless jock cunt Boyd on SSN described him as the best manager he's worked with - as I said before that just confirmed his mediocrity to me having no clue who he was anyway. 

At Motherwell when he was playing for Kilmarnock I sat right next to the pitch. As he came to pick up a throw in I asked if he was wearing saddle bags and he actually laughed.

[Craig 7129]

8 minutes ago, Dougle said:

He was once linked with Wigan and good old Brucey  called it:
 

tittle-tattle

 

"We've heard all the tittle-tattle. I've been told this morning I've been linked with Kris Boyd at Rangers. It is the first I've known about it."

 

Fucking tittle-tattle  

 

Not for the first time (or last), Steve Bruce knew fuck all.

[Howmanheyman 37583]

1 hour ago, Dougle said:

He was once linked with Wigan and good old Brucey  called it:
 

tittle-tattle

 

"We've heard all the tittle-tattle. I've been told this morning I've been linked with Kris Boyd at Rangers. It is the first I've known about it."

 

Fucking tittle-tattle  

 

 

 

He's a right fucking knob isn't he?

[Gemmill 51816]

In every other strand of the multiverse Steve Bruce is just a bloke with a big kite who never made it as a footballer, who spends his days in the bookies in stained track b's and walks everywhere with a carrier bag in his hand. Goes to the bingo every night with Janice, but doesn't play, and just stares straight ahead of him with his mouth hanging open. 

 

We had to live in the one strand where he's a public figure. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 14954]

When certain players say the likes of Bruce are their favourite managers to work under, it’s just because Bruce would let them go out on the lash every weekend 

[Dougle 3797]

7 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

He's a right fucking knob isn't he?

 

A knob of pedigree knobishness.

Notice how he said ‘I've been told this morning I've been linked with Kris Boyd’ not We or The Club, the fucking egotistical cunt.

 

[Kitman 2461]

5 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

When certain players say the likes of Bruce are their favourite managers to work under, it’s just because Bruce would let them go out on the lash every weekend 

That and the fact he doesn't actually do any management or coaching

[wykikitoon 23575]

12 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

When certain players say the likes of Bruce are their favourite managers to work under, it’s just because Bruce would let them go out on the lash every weekend 

 

Or sit and make there fucking Egyptian mummy games the sad CUNTS

[Ayatollah Hermione 14954]

35 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

 

Or sit and make there fucking Egyptian mummy games the sad CUNTS

 Are you having a turn?

[The Fish 11385]

3 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

 

Or sit and make there fucking Egyptian mummy games the sad CUNTS

[Gemmill 51816]