Todd Boehlys Turgid Turtle Heads V Eddie Howe’s Swashbuckling Shithousing Champions League Qualifiers

[Holden McGroin 6581]

Step aside Gemmill. We need a leader with a clear head to steer us home.

Potential banana skin this one lads. All we need to do is avoid a point deduction to qualify for the champions league.

 

No mass brawl lads, so I suggest we keep Tindall away from Fun Time Frankie.

Edited May 23, 2023 by Holden McGroin

[Gemmill 44801]

Typical of the man. Wants it when there's nothing on the line.

 

Good idea to keep my skills fresh for when it actually matters and let a BORN LOSER take this one.

[Holden McGroin 6581]

Don’t be bitter Gemmil. You’re a bit like Jamal Lascelles of the Toontastic board. Good for team morale but ultimately not good enough and will be shipped out for better quality posters like myself. Enjoy Forest Talk forum where I’m sure you’ll do a good job. 

[Gemmill 44801]

19 from 24. Unmatched success.

 

You are Dead Rubber Jonny.

[wykikitoon 20110]

Oustanding title.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13856]

Couldn’t really care less about this now tbh  Would be nice to get third but I expect us to be very hungover on Sunday afternoon

[Monkeys Fist 42358]

2 hours ago, Holden McGroin said:

Potential banana skin this one lads

Couldn’t give a fuck. 
 

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[Christmas Tree 4725]

Rest the walking wounded and give Ritchie and co a farewell. Couldn’t care less. On the beach. 5-0

[Holden McGroin 6581]

Ritchie is out for season 

[Christmas Tree 4725]

1 minute ago, Holden McGroin said:

Ritchie is out for season 

Make him manager for the day or send him on with crutches in injury time  

[Dr Gloom 21911]

---------------Dubravka 

 

Manquillo--Lascelles--Dummett----Lewis

 

-------Anderson--Longstaff--Targett

 

-----Murphy------ASM--------Gordon

 

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[LongTimeAdmirer 1256]

play the U21s instead 

[MrBass 2651]

Edited May 23, 2023 by MrBass

[OTF 7295]

On 23/05/2023 at 18:27, Christmas Tree said:

Make him manager for the day or send him on with crutches in injury time  

 

Dress him up in Howe's normal match day attire and he'd get away with it on the long shots. Of course it would be a dead giveaway when he runs onto the pitch after we score and starts vigorously slapping the heads of our players.

[OTF 7295]

On 23/05/2023 at 18:25, Holden McGroin said:

Ritchie is out for season 

And his contract is up also. There's a chance he stays on in some sort of ancillary coaching role, randomly yelling out names in stadium hallways pre and post match and generally screaming enthusiastically during training.

[OTF 7295]

 

Also, let's not forget that Chelsea wage bill is 2.65+ times ours.

 

And while this is here Klopp, you might want to revisit what a ceiling is. When Dan Ashworth said there was no ceiling at the club, he was referring to the physical lack of ceiling at Darsley Park.

[ThatGinolaVolley 123]

I expect Howe to make quite a few changes for this one. Not only to give some a well earned rest and others a last hurrah - but also to remind the owners where the squad is lacking a bit of quality.

[RobinRobin 11258]

And mostly because of injuries 

[Ugly Mackems 133]

Good morning girls. You'll be delighted to know my azuma is winging its way to KX as I type. No boats on the Thames for me! 

 

I'll keep folk updated! 

[RobinRobin 11258]

1 hour ago, Ugly Mackems said:

Good morning girls. You'll be delighted to know my azuma is winging its way to KX as I type. No boats on the Thames for me! 

 

I'll keep folk updated! 

[Dr Gloom 21911]

1 hour ago, Ugly Mackems said:

Good morning girls. You'll be delighted to know my azuma is winging its way to KX as I type. No boats on the Thames for me! 

 

I'll keep folk updated! 

[Dougle 3329]

1 hour ago, Ugly Mackems said:

Good morning girls. You'll be delighted to know my azuma is winging its way to KX as I type. No boats on the Thames for me! 

 

I'll keep folk updated! 

 

[Ugly Mackems 133]

The bad news ...hour delay! 

Good news. ... Refund! 

[RobinRobin 11258]

[Dr Gloom 21911]

20 minutes ago, Ugly Mackems said:

The bad news ...hour delay! 

Good news. ... Refund!