Eddie's Glorious Champions League-bound Mags vs De Zerbi's Stuttering South Coast Soft Shites

[RobinRobin 11544]

55 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Love the place and Mad Mick. No better pre game build up. Lots of chanting, dancing on the table and a chap handing out lollies in the gents. What’s not to like  

[Howmanheyman 33819]

Does he still have the topless dancers? 

[RobinRobin 11544]

Just now, Howmanheyman said:

Does he still have the topless dancers? 

Is this about CT? 

[Howmanheyman 33819]

1 minute ago, RobinRobin said:

Is this about CT? 

 

 

Mick's had 'topless tottie' dancing at his pre-game shows since at least the KK years in various bars so I'm just wondering if it's still going on which might explain CT's main motivation for going to the Gate as it's shite. 

[RobinRobin 11544]

3 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

Mick's had 'topless tottie' dancing at his pre-game shows since at least the KK years in various bars so I'm just wondering if it's still going on which might explain CT's main motivation for going to the Gate as it's shite. 

Sorry. Thought you meant CT was dancing. 🙂 

 

[Christmas Tree 4820]

13 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Does he still have the topless dancers? 

Just moi 

[Alex 35567]

39 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

Mick's had 'topless tottie' dancing at his pre-game shows since at least the KK years in various bars so I'm just wondering if it's still going on which might explain CT's main motivation for going to the Gate as it's shite. 

Exotic dancers, if you please. 

[Alex 35567]

1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:

Love the place and Mad Mick. No better pre game build up. Lots of chanting, dancing on the table and a chap handing out lollies in the gents. What’s not to like  

Everything, by the sounds of it  

[Howmanheyman 33819]

3 minutes ago, Alex said:

Everything, by the sounds of it  

 

To be fair, Mick was a funny cunt but other than that........

[Alex 35567]

What was the place in The Gate where the women behind the bar wore bikinis? Usually they were the only lasses in there. 

[Gemmill 46001]

On 21/05/2023 at 12:06, Alex said:

What was the place in The Gate where the women behind the bar wore bikinis? Usually they were the only lasses in there. 

 

Idols?

[Howmanheyman 33819]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Idols?

 

I liked them but I didn't worship them either, tbh. 

[Alex 35567]

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Idols?

Aye, I think that was it. Only went in once or twice. 

[Howmanheyman 33819]

1 minute ago, Alex said:

Aye, I think that was it. Only went in once or twice.

 

Is that right?

[Alex 35567]

Can’t believe you missed the tap-in ‘Before you were barred’ 

[The Fish 10963]

19 minutes ago, Alex said:

Aye, I think that was it. Only went in once or twice. 

Before you were barred?

[Dr Gloom 22141]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

Aye, I think that was it. Only went in once or twice. 

 

of course you did 

 

[Dr Gloom 22141]

Idols, I think that was what it was called. Not that iI ever went there. And if I did it was only once or twice 

 

[Alex 35567]

22 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

of course you did 

 

It was my idea of hell tbh. And it fucking reeked of bother, as well as actually reeking. I just remembered I went once at about 12 noon with about 4 other other lads prior to a work Xmas dinner at the Swallow Hotel which you also accessed via the Newgate Street Shopping Centre. It looked even worse when it was empty. That would’ve been 1996-ish. Also just remembered this lad I went to school with telling me about how he decided to go and watch the cup final there when we got beat off Arsenal. He told me he wore dark combat pants as he’d concluded it would be too busy to go to the toilet so he would just piss himself instead. That just about sums the place up  

[Howmanheyman 33819]

Kid I was with was an excitable chap and was always at the front of idols when they were getting them oot for the lads. The lasses, with the help of the bouncers led him on stage, cuffed him to the bar, had a little dance in front of him before pulling his strides down then his Y-dogs exposing his very modest young chap while they carried on dancing for the audience and ignoring him. At the end of the couple of songs someone uncuffed him and let him hide his modesty and as I'm writing this I can't believe I didn't incorporate it into a knight Ryder diary entry. 

[The Fish 10963]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

Kid I was with was an excitable chap and was always at the front of idols when they were getting them oot for the lads. The lasses, with the help of the bouncers led him on stage, cuffed him to the bar, had a little dance in front of him before pulling his strides down then his Y-dogs exposing his very modest young chap while they carried on dancing for the audience and ignoring him. At the end of the couple of songs someone uncuffed him and let him hide his modesty and as I'm writing this I can't believe I didn't incorporate it into a knight Ryder diary entry. 

Remi Streetes won't forget 

[Monkeys Fist 43059]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

Kid I was with was an excitable chap and was always at the front of idols when they were getting them oot for the lads. The lasses, with the help of the bouncers led him on stage, cuffed him to the bar, had a little dance in front of him before pulling his strides down then his Y-dogs exposing his very modest young chap while they carried on dancing for the audience and ignoring him. At the end of the couple of songs someone uncuffed him and let him hide his modesty and as I'm writing this I can't believe I didn't incorporate it into a knight Ryder diary entry. 

Whoa- did you grow up in Boldon too? 

[Howmanheyman 33819]

46 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Whoa- did you grow up in Boldon too? 

 

Wash your mouth out!

[Renton 21978]

34 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Wash your mouth out!

 

Segedunum, born, bred and 4eva is HMHM.

[PaddockLad 17641]

Drawn a blank in Bari for watching the game tonight….there isn’t a broadcaster who screens live premier league games apparently 🤷🏻‍♂️

 

I mean what do you expect from a town who has this in their club shop