Eddie Howe’s Huge Sausage Mags vs Allardyce’s Pint of Gravy Yorkshire Cunts 13/05/23 12:30pm

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

27 minutes ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

   

 

 

Must resist temptation to change thread title to “ Jason Tindall’s Huge Sausage… etc”. 
Must… resist… 

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

Btw, I reckon Eddie should let Tindall do the pre-match pressers, just for shits and giggles. 

[OTF 7295]

Just now, Monkeys Fist said:

Btw, I reckon Eddie should let Tindall do the pre-match pressers, just for shits and giggles. 

 

Better yet Eddie should get a fake tan, hair colour and restyle his hair like Tindall and then do his usual straight laced presser.

[wykikitoon 20112]

Fuck. Me. When BT are on the wind up you know you're fucked 

[wykikitoon 20112]

Well a kind gent offered me a ticket for this game and I turned it down as I was going away. 

 

Yesterday cycling to work some cunt decided they would just enter the roundabout as me being there wasn't important. So one fucked bike and swollen knee I shall be watching this with a cuppa some codeine and hope we do these utter cunts. 

[OTF 7295]

8 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Well a kind gent offered me a ticket for this game and I turned it down as I was going away. 

 

Yesterday cycling to work some cunt decided they would just enter the roundabout as me being there wasn't important. So one fucked bike and swollen knee I shall be watching this with a cuppa some codeine and hope we do these utter cunts. 

 

Geez mate hope you're alright and that negligent coit gets what's coming. For too long Allardyce has gotten away with footballing fraud.

[Christmas Tree 4725]

39 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

@Christmas Tree  how is the underwear outlook?

Absolutely swimming in piss since my Wunderbar hangover wore off last Sunday.

 

I’ve basically forced myself to stay away from here as the over optimistic Sausage fest is just making me more anxious  

 

Im 100% convinced we’re missing Top 4 as all the omens are circling….. Liverpool unstoppable, mackems making play offs, Sean injured and Big fucking Sam dropping in to piss on our chips.
 

All the fucking ingredients right there for a typical Newcastle “nearly” story.

 

5-1 Isak hat trick.

[RobinRobin 11258]

1 minute ago, Christmas Tree said:

Absolutely swimming in piss since my Wunderbar hangover wore off last Sunday.

 

I’ve basically forced myself to stay away from here as the over optimistic Sausage fest is just making me more anxious  

 

Im 100% convinced we’re missing Top 4 as all the omens are circling….. Liverpool unstoppable, mackems making play offs, Sean injured and Big fucking Sam dropping in to piss on our chips.
 

All the fucking ingredients right there for a typical Newcastle “nearly” story.

 

5-1 Isak hat trick.

Doing so well then completely fucked it. 😡 

[MrBass 2651]

28 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Absolutely swimming in piss since my Wunderbar hangover wore off last Sunday.

 

I’ve basically forced myself to stay away from here as the over optimistic Sausage fest is just making me more anxious  

 

Im 100% convinced we’re missing Top 4 as all the omens are circling….. Liverpool unstoppable, mackems making play offs, Sean injured and Big fucking Sam dropping in to piss on our chips.
 

All the fucking ingredients right there for a typical Newcastle “nearly” story.

 

5-1 Isak hat trick.

[Dougle 3329]

30 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Absolutely swimming in piss since my Wunderbar hangover wore off last Sunday.

 

I’ve basically forced myself to stay away from here as the over optimistic Sausage fest is just making me more anxious  

 

Im 100% convinced we’re missing Top 4 as all the omens are circling….. Liverpool unstoppable, mackems making play offs, Sean injured and Big fucking Sam dropping in to piss on our chips.
 

All the fucking ingredients right there for a typical Newcastle “nearly” story.

 

5-1 Isak hat trick.

 

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

30 minutes ago, RobinRobin said:

I’ve basically forced myself to stay away from here as the over optimistic Sausage fest is just making me more anxious

Team Sausage- here is your rallying call! 

 

 

[Rosco 759]

Isak & Wilson both start

 

[thebrokendoll 9188]

only place before you get in to the ground is a fucking birra moreti vending machine..... £6 a go. not a ficking thatcher's gold machine to be seen! 

 

[Holden McGroin 6581]

Here’s one for the stats guys.

 

we’ve lost 100% of games when Isak and Wilson have started together.

Edited May 13, 2023 by Holden McGroin

[RobinRobin 11258]

2 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Here’s one for the stats guys.

 

we’ve lost 100% of games when Isak and Wilson have started together.

Don't you start. 

[wykikitoon 20112]

Just now, RobinRobin said:

Don't you start. 

Thankfully hes not on the bench either 

[MrBass 2651]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

Thankfully hes not on the bench either 

[Holden McGroin 6581]

3 minutes ago, RobinRobin said:

Don't you start. 

It’s like Beardsley/Tino all over again. 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13856]

Jenas as BTs Newcastle representative   

[PaddockLad 17239]

Isak & Wilson starting v Leeds is different to them starting v Arsenal. Think we’ll be ok. Miggy over Murphy is ok too

 

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

7 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Jenas as BTs Newcastle representative   

He’s TV Chlamydia- fucking everywhere but nobody wants it. 

[LongTimeAdmirer 1256]

 

 

 

[RobinRobin 11258]

11 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

It’s like Beardsley/Tino all over again. 

 

[Howmanheyman 33113]

Yes I'm nervous but that's natural, we'll get a response from last week, (not that we were poor), these are desperate but so are we, desperate for champions league football and I think we'll get the first three out of the hopefully four points we'll end up needing rather than the seven. (I think we'll get the seven anyway).  

[LongTimeAdmirer 1256]

A draw is all we need to finish on 66 points and qualify for CL.

 

 

ATLEAST THATS WHAT SOMEONE PROMISED US