Eddie Howe’s Huge Sausage Mags vs Allardyce’s Pint of Gravy Yorkshire Cunts 13/05/23 12:30pm

[wykikitoon 23556]

Just seen Jack Harrison in Harrogate. Slick back haired CUNT

[Monkeys Fist 45926]

We should play 9 defenders and lump it up to the lone big man up front. 
 

See how Gravyiola likes them apples. 

[Toonpack 11930]

  On 12/05/2023 at 09:40, wykikitoon said:

Just seen Jack Harrison in Harrogate. Slick back haired CUNT

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You appear to be turning into a bit of a footballer stalker mind wiki

[RobinRobin 12751]

  On 12/05/2023 at 10:12, Toonpack said:

stalker

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FYP

[RobinRobin 12751]

  On 12/05/2023 at 09:06, Dr Gloom said:

How does everyone see us lining up on Saturday? If Longstaff is out injured, i'd put ASM in for Wilson and move Isak back up front. Fat Sam will probably have them defending deep and playing long balls on the counter attack, so it will be good to have our trickiest/quickest front three to try and break them down. I don't think it's the game for Miggy as he needs space in behind to run into. I'd start Murphy or Gordon on the right. If Longstaff is fit, I'd go for the tried and tested lineup with Joelinton on the left wing

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[Dr Gloom 24083]

  On 12/05/2023 at 10:30, RobinRobin said:

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Sounds like longstaff is out so I would like to see the usual back five then:

 

———willock————Bruno——joelinton

 

Murphy or Gordon—-Isak——ASM

[wykikitoon 23556]

  On 12/05/2023 at 10:29, RobinRobin said:

FYP

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[Toonpack 11930]

  On 12/05/2023 at 10:35, Dr Gloom said:

 

Sounds like longstaff is out so I would like to see the usual back five then:

 

———willock————Bruno——joelinton

 

Murphy or Gordon—-Isak——ASM

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I think I'd start Wilson, they'll be cloggers, let him take the sting out of that then unleash Isak when they're knackered.

[wykikitoon 23556]

  On 12/05/2023 at 12:15, Toonpack said:

 

I think I'd start Wilson, they'll be cloggers, let him take the sting out of that then unleash Isak when they're knackered.

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Good shout.

IMO I wouldn't start ASM.  He's not one for physical games and Ayling will kick fuck out of him.  First tackle and his arse will fall out and he will shy away all game.

 

LTA in 5....4....3....2....1

[Dr Gloom 24083]

whatever you think of asm, i think he's well suited for this game. he likes to have space in front of him to take players on and allardyce is likely to have his defence sitting deep. 

[Gemmill 51759]

Lot of footage of people hitting the net in the training video the club has put out. Looks like this one could be about 17 nil to us.

[wykikitoon 23556]

  On 12/05/2023 at 13:16, LongTimeAdmirer said:

 

Only thing Ayling will do is chase shadows 

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That's his pony tail

[wykikitoon 23556]

  On 12/05/2023 at 13:28, Dr Gloom said:

whatever you think of asm, i think he's well suited for this game. he likes to have space in front of him to take players on and allardyce is likely to have his defence sitting deep. 

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Which team has he done well against that's physical? 

[Dr Gloom 24083]

  On 12/05/2023 at 13:43, wykikitoon said:

 

Which team has he done well against that's physical? 

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i thought he played well against west ham and moyes plays a similar style to allardyce, defending deep and allowing the opposition plenty of possession. i believe the kids call it a low block

[Dr Gloom 24083]

  On 12/05/2023 at 13:28, Gemmill said:

Lot of footage of people hitting the net in the training video the club has put out. Looks like this one could be about 17 nil to us.

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[Gemmill 51759]

https://theanalyst.com/eu/2023/05/guide-to-premier-league-time-wasting/

 

The LAST WORD on the time wasting debate. Conclusion: we're pretty bad for it.

 

[strawb 4683]

I’m glad we are bad for it tbh.

 

For years we have been too easy to play against, going back as long as I can remember.

 

One of my favourite things about this team is we are full of fuck and give it to everyone

[Alex 37520]

  On 12/05/2023 at 14:55, strawb said:

I’m glad we are bad for it tbh.

 

For years we have been too easy to play against, going back as long as I can remember.

 

One of my favourite things about this team is we are full of fuck and give it to everyone

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Absolutely spot on. I couldn’t give a flying fuck about it beyond thinking it seems to be a positive in terms of our getting results. In much the same way as our being liked is something we shouldn’t care about. Like when was a team who had any semblance of sustained success liked by neutrals? 

Edited May 13, 2023 by Alex

[RobinRobin 12751]

  On 12/05/2023 at 13:28, Dr Gloom said:

whatever you think of asm, i think he's theoretically well suited for this game. he likes to have space in front of him to take players on and allardyce is likely to have his defence sitting deep. 

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FYP 🙂 

[Kid Dynamite 7864]

2 wins and we are golden. Let's get this wrapped up by Thursday. HTL!

[Dr Gloom 24083]

  On 13/05/2023 at 01:35, RobinRobin said:

FYP 🙂 

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he’d be up against Ayling, who apparently is a liability when he has to go up against a tricky left winger. I’d give Gordon a go there is ASM isn’t fit enough for 60 minutes 

[ohhh_yeah 3072]

 

   

 

 

[Dr Gloom 24083]

@Christmas Tree  how is the underwear outlook?

[Monkeys Fist 45926]

  On 13/05/2023 at 08:39, ohhh_yeah said:

 

   

 

 

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Must resist temptation to change thread title to “ Jason Tindall’s Huge Sausage… etc”. 
Must… resist… 

[Monkeys Fist 45926]

Btw, I reckon Eddie should let Tindall do the pre-match pressers, just for shits and giggles.