Eddie “ Eagle-Eyed Action Man, with Gripping Hands” Howe’s Unstoppable Force vs Playmobil Heed’s Perennial Bottle Arse(nal)’s. Sun 7th May. Saint James’es’s Park. 16:30h.

[Ugly Mackems 134]

20 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

https://www.facebook.com/reel/186720867613364

 

 

I know him quite well. He's from North Shields. Not his best moment and he knows it. 

[Dr Gloom 23642]

20 minutes ago, Ugly Mackems said:

I know him quite well. He's from North Shields. Not his best moment and he knows it. 

 

the arsenal fan sat in the family encolsure is from shields? apparently he was throwing bottles around and kicking off before he was frogmarched out by some fans - not sure where the stewards were 

[sammynb 3923]

10 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

not sure where the stewards were 

 

There are stewards in the video unless CT has taken to wearing hig-vis vests to the match. Guy looks like he's keen to fight anyone, obviously wanted to make a right twat of himself.

[Ugly Mackems 134]

12 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

the arsenal fan sat in the family encolsure is from shields? apparently he was throwing bottles around and kicking off before he was frogmarched out by some fans - not sure where the stewards were 

He lives in Howdon. He's always been Arsenal. Utter bullshit about throwing bottles. He only kicked off when he was being attacked. There'll be 3 or 4 Toon fans in serious risk of losing their ST. Fella in blue SI shirt and bald bloke in black polo especially. Only folk he attacked were attacking him. 

He knows he fucked up jumping up but that's all he did. 

[Dr Gloom 23642]

5 minutes ago, Ugly Mackems said:

He lives in Howdon. He's always been Arsenal. Utter bullshit about throwing bottles. He only kicked off when he was being attacked. There'll be 3 or 4 Toon fans in serious risk of losing their ST. Fella in blue SI shirt and bald bloke in black polo especially. Only folk he attacked were attacking him. 

He knows he fucked up jumping up but that's all he did. 

I have no problem watching an away game undercover with the home fans - I’ve done it several times myself - but you have to sit on your hands. You can’t be celebrating. I don’t condone what the home fans did but that’s football. 

[Dr Gloom 23642]

The bloke is obviously not from a good family 

[Gemmill 49969]

He didn't seem that keen on leaving and took a swing at the lad in the grey top who was in the row behind him after things had calmed a bit.

 

Mostly though... Fancy being an Arsenal fan living in North Shields AND thinking he could celebrate an Arsenal goal in the home end.

 

Weapon.

[Renton 23678]

I've celebrated every time I've been in the home end for an away fixture when we've scored *. Cos I'm nails. 

 

* Only happened twice, ManU and Arsenal, both times in corporate hospitality. 

[Dr Gloom 23642]

19 minutes ago, sammynb said:

 

There are stewards in the video unless CT has taken to wearing hig-vis vests to the match. Guy looks like he's keen to fight anyone, obviously wanted to make a right twat of himself.

 

i was referring to this clip. surely the stewards' job to be escorting him from the ground? 

 

 

[Dr Gloom 23642]

3 minutes ago, Renton said:

I've celebrated every time I've been in the home end for an away fixture when we've scored *. Cos I'm nails. 

 

* Only happened twice, ManU and Arsenal, both times in corporate hospitality. 

 

[wykikitoon 22874]

When we played PSV in 2004 I was sat in the 1892 with a mate.  There was a guy next to us in a suit who was wankered.  I thought he was just a pissed up lad who was on the lash from work.  I couldn't understand WTF he was saying.  Then PSV scored and I soon realised why, he was Dutch and a PSV fan  Some moaned about throwing him out, but a few said he was doing no harm.  He was on his own and causing no bother.  We won anyways.

[Renton 23678]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

i was referring to this clip. surely the stewards' job to be escorting him from the ground? 

 

 

 

Moist of the stewards are prepubescent kids on a zero hour contract gig. 

I was aware of some disruption in the level beneath this (level 4 Milburn, poish seats) when they scored. Nothing like Liverpool a few years back, the year they won the league, there was carnage that night. 

 

Personally man, I think its pathetic. I have no issue sitting next to someone who supports another team. That match years ago when Shearer score THAT goal, I was sitting next to full kit Everton wanker. Thought he was quite brave and he took the piss taking well enough. Had we lost though? No doubt someone would have had a pop. 

[wykikitoon 22874]

My Father in law and brother in law were sat with us when we played Forest first game of the season.  No problems at all.  They just didn't mouth off and had a chat with some supporters.  Just don't act a cunt and you should be fine.

[Renton 23678]

3 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

When we played PSV in 2004 I was sat in the 1892 with a mate.  There was a guy next to us in a suit who was wankered.  I thought he was just a pissed up lad who was on the lash from work.  I couldn't understand WTF he was saying.  Then PSV scored and I soon realised why, he was Dutch and a PSV fan  Some moaned about throwing him out, but a few said he was doing no harm.  He was on his own and causing no bother.  We won anyways.

 

 I remember that match. I went with my wife and my sister, walking up Grey street a bunch of pissed up PSV kids (and I mean kids, must have been teenagers) tried to taunt us on the way up to the match. Honestly, it was so pathetic it was funny and I duly laughed. Those crazy Dutch. 

[Alex 36721]

Not surprised given the company he keeps 

[Monkeys Fist 45149]

6 minutes ago, Renton said:

Moist of the stewards

Oh!

[NJS 4564]

10 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

When we played PSV in 2004 I was sat in the 1892 with a mate.  There was a guy next to us in a suit who was wankered.  I thought he was just a pissed up lad who was on the lash from work.  I couldn't understand WTF he was saying.  Then PSV scored and I soon realised why, he was Dutch and a PSV fan  Some moaned about throwing him out, but a few said he was doing no harm.  He was on his own and causing no bother.  We won anyways.

We went to psv the first time in 97 without tickets as the club went official trip only after we'd booked flights. Two of us managed to get tickets in the nufc end and me and a mate got tickets in the uefa "lounge" by accident which was nice. 

 

Anyway we were talking to two lads who like us didn't have tickets and they got theirs right in their end behind the goal so one of them bought a psv away strip to wear as he couldn't face buying a red and white home one. 

 

As soon as they walked in the fans around them said "you must be English" - they weren't hassled at all but asked how they were spotted thinking they'd given themselves away - "Nobody wears the away strip for home games" was the reply. 

[RobinRobin 12486]

58 minutes ago, Alex said:

Not surprised given the company he keeps 

Full of vodka? 

[Holden McGroin 7624]

I think the only home end I've been in was Spurs away when we destroyed them 4-1 with Martins and Owen etc.

 

I celebrated the fourth as there were barely any fans left...then walked out White hart lane with pretend carpets under my arms and my massive nuts dragging on the floor.

Edited May 9, 2023 by Holden McGroin

[The Fish 11323]

Haven't read the thread but;

 

We played well, just one of those games of fine margins. Hit the woodwork a couple of times, Ramsdale played well. Unlucky with the own goal. 

We missed Longstaff for his combination with Bruno and his defensive work.

Bruno looks like he's carrying a knock

Play like that for the rest of the season and we could go unbeaten.

Still think CL is ours.

 

 

It's nice to be in a position where we have to play below par and good teams have to play well to beat us.

 

[Renton 23678]

15 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Haven't read the thread

 

Well, well, well. Plenty of time to play with your xG spreadsheets and deliver your inane patter on podcasts to your target audience of probably 4; plenty of time to hang around the SMB and annoy them with your verbose and pompous truths; plenty of time to bore us with your life hacks; plenty of time to perfect your next English tapas; no doubt plenty of time for your wife and kid; but your time is too precious to LITERALLY drink from the font of wisdom that is the collective of this forum about NUFC!??? 

 

I tell you, I've defended you in the past Mr Fish, but no more, this is not defendible. 

[The Fish 11323]

7 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Well, well, well. Plenty of time to play with your xG spreadsheets and deliver your inane patter on podcasts to your target audience of probably 4; plenty of time to hang around the SMB and annoy them with your verbose and pompous truths; plenty of time to bore us with your life hacks; plenty of time to perfect your next English tapas; no doubt plenty of time for your wife and kid; but your time is too precious to LITERALLY drink from the font of wisdom that is the collective of this forum about NUFC!??? 

 

I tell you, I've defended you in the past Mr Fish, but no more, this is not defendible. 

 

Nothing is defendible. but my actions are defendable or defensible.

 

Also, you spend more time on SMB than I do these days. 

 

I'll be stat-dumping later, have no fear.

Edited May 9, 2023 by The Fish

[Renton 23678]

Fuck! Floored by the pedantic mispelling riposte. 

 

[The Fish 11323]

1 minute ago, Renton said:

Fuck! Floored by the pedantic mispelling riposte. 

 

Um actually, it's "Misspelling "

 

Hoisted by your own petard. 

 

 

 

 

[The Fish 11323]

What ye olde, steam-powered, gifted-to-the-Maasai device are you on, where it doesn't have an automatic spellcheck?