Eddie “ Eagle-Eyed Action Man, with Gripping Hands” Howe’s Unstoppable Force vs Playmobil Heed’s Perennial Bottle Arse(nal)’s. Sun 7th May. Saint James’es’s Park. 16:30h.

[Ayatollah Hermione 14679]

GAME MANAGEMENT 

[Gemmill 49970]

Even when they finally reference the time wasting, it's with reference to it being something that we do a lot. Fuck the pair of these back-to-back-wanking dickheads.

[Ayatollah Hermione 14679]

The hypocrisy off these cunts is fucking shameless 

[wykikitoon 22895]

Just now, Sakisle said:

Don’t teach how to time waste.

So was it a nice trombone? 

[OTF 8418]

1 minute ago, craigc said:

Leeds might get a bit of a new manager bounce

Have you ever seen a Hippo bounce?

 

[strawb 4639]

We haven’t been very good today tbh but still had enough chances to get something. Ah well upcoming games are easier 

[Gemmill 49970]

6 minutes.

 

[wykikitoon 22895]

Bruno should have been hooked.  If this had been Maxi he would have been smashed for his display today.  

[acrossthepond 979]

2 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Bruno should have been hooked.  If this had been Maxi he would have been smashed for his display today.  

 

Absolutely wretched. Late with every pass, late to every tackle. Diabolical. 

[Gemmill 49970]

1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

Bruno should have been hooked.  If this had been Maxi he would have been smashed for his display today.  

 

There's no one you can replace Bruno with that can do his job though. He's still highest passes completed for us even on a bad day.

[Gemmill 49970]

I agree he's had an awful game BTW.

[Gemmill 49970]

Our corners into the middle are shite mind.

[wykikitoon 22895]

 this hand bags  

[wykikitoon 22895]

So neville said Schar should be booked but not the Nketaih  

[Ayatollah Hermione 14679]

If ever there was “one of those games” you’re looking at it

[wykikitoon 22895]

Anderson  

[toonotl 3431]

Nketiah booked. That'll help his street cred.

[Gemmill 49970]

Tyler "Don't rule Arsenal out!"

 

Fuck off you pleb. Man City will walk the league now and Arsenal won't get another go at it next season.

[Ayatollah Hermione 14679]

Neville desperate for a sending off all game, the weird little dwarf cunt

[Kid Dynamite 7637]

Toss up between these and Liverpool for biggest soft cunts we've ever played award 

[Ayatollah Hermione 14679]

Just now, Gemmill said:

Tyler "Don't rule Arsenal out!"

 

Fuck off you pleb. Man City will walk the league now and Arsenal won't get another go at it next season.

That 90 minutes of commentary gave BT Sport a run for its money in pure ear AIDS. And 1980 AIDS at that 

[Toonpack 11368]

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Our corners into the middle are shite mind.

Every time, as good a defensive ploy against us as any. under pressure, give us a corner.

[Alex 36722]

1 minute ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

That 90 minutes of commentary gave BT Sport a run for its money in pure ear AIDS. And 1980 AIDS at that 

Bad AIDS

[OTF 8418]

Annoying but a lesson in that, have to be more controlled with our energy, we gave away too many chances where we either turned it over cheaply or gave too much space. Honestly though if the early shot hits the other side of the post it likely would have been a very different game.

 

Hopefully nothing serious for Joelinton and we have Longstaff back soon. ASM brought good energy as a sub.

 

[Kid Dynamite 7637]

A draw or loss for Man Utd please