Eddie “ Eagle-Eyed Action Man, with Gripping Hands” Howe’s Unstoppable Force vs Playmobil Heed’s Perennial Bottle Arse(nal)’s. Sun 7th May. Saint James’es’s Park. 16:30h.

[Dr Gloom 22143]

They’re starting to cut through us a little too easily. Concerning 

[toonotl 3106]

The defensive side of things looks shambolic at the moment. Pope is keeping us in it at the moment.

[OTF 7485]

VAR looking at that save from Pope, about to give them a penalty for handball.

[Ayatollah Hermione 14046]

3 minutes ago, ewerk said:

I’ve looked at the handball rule and can’t see any evidence for what Neville is saying but there must be something in it.

Counterpoint: Neville is a Sky shithouse

[ewerk 31195]

3 minutes ago, OTF said:

What is Neville saying?

Because it’s hit another part of his body before hitting his arm it’s not handball.

[ewerk 31195]

Willock should have put that away.

[wykikitoon 20712]

Fuck, Willock should have buried that

[Dr Gloom 22143]

Got to take one of these chances man. 

[wykikitoon 20712]

Fucking hell Joe. Sometimes he gives silly FK's away.

[Dr Gloom 22143]

FUCK OFF REF

[Ayatollah Hermione 14046]

Atrocious from Willock, that. Basically a back pass

[wykikitoon 20712]

These fuckers are shaky at the back.

[ewerk 31195]

Big Joe needs to settle the head. That’s a couple of needless free kicks he’s given away in the final third.

[Gemmill 46019]

Hilarious how much these are time wasting. The bigtime title challengers.

 

Joelinton is gonna get booked soon. Needs to cool it with knocking everyone over.

[OTF 7485]

Just now, ewerk said:

Because it’s hit another part of his body before hitting his arm it’s not handball.

Ah yes, that old rule when you can dink the ball up off your leg and tuck it under your arm to score a try.

 

That is absolutely not a rule, but if your arm is in a natural position and it deflects off your body into your arm they would be unlikely to give it. If you blatantly move your arm into the path of the ball and it clips your leg then your arm it's a wholly different scenario.

[Toonpack 9923]

It feels awfully like one of those days 🙄

[wykikitoon 20712]

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT NOT A FK??!!?

[wykikitoon 20712]

Oh he fell thats why  

[Dr Gloom 22143]

1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT NOT A FK??!!?

Neville: he dived 

[wykikitoon 20712]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

Neville: he dived 

No Gary, he slipped. 

[ewerk 31195]

1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

Oh he fell thats why  

No, according to Neville he dived. Though of course if it was Rashford then he was being clever.

[wykikitoon 20712]

Xhaka  Soft cunt 

[wykikitoon 20712]

Our heads haven't dropped and we have created.  We just need to be sensible. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 14046]

Barely touched Xhaka and Neville is giving it “ooooh” Get fucked, man. What a daft cunt

[wykikitoon 20712]

Nice to see Ramsdale not getting the FK there.