Eddie “ Eagle-Eyed Action Man, with Gripping Hands” Howe’s Unstoppable Force vs Playmobil Heed’s Perennial Bottle Arse(nal)’s. Sun 7th May. Saint James’es’s Park. 16:30h.

[toonotl 3106]

Commentators are much more excited now, too. Everyone happy it seems. What a joke.

[OTF 7485]

1 minute ago, acrossthepond said:

I know we're partisan but you have to say that wasn't a penalty. Let's be honest with ourselves. 

It did appear to hit his thigh first, but he was absolutely bringing his arm down towards the ball intentionally so if there's any contact on the ball from the arm even after the thigh it's handball. 

 

And now, fuck this shit.

[wykikitoon 20712]

Neville and Tyler currently stroking each other off.

[Kid Dynamite 7169]

Bent as fuck

[Dr Gloom 22142]

There’s the sucker punch 

[Gemmill 46016]

"A big moment in this title race". Neville desperate to keep the bullshit narrative going.

[OTF 7485]

More time wasting from them.

[Ayatollah Hermione 14046]

 The hard way it is

[LongTimeAdmirer 1283]

fuck 

[acrossthepond 878]

Pope should never have allowed that, that was absolute rubbish. Jammy fucking goal for the jammiest team south of Liverpool. Fuck off. 

[wykikitoon 20712]

1 minute ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

fuck 

Has Cantona just scored?

[Ayatollah Hermione 14046]

1 minute ago, OTF said:

It did appear to hit his thigh first, but he was absolutely bringing his arm down towards the ball intentionally so if there's any contact on the ball from the arm even after the thigh it's handball. 

 

And now, fuck this shit.

Aye, it fucking belts him on the arm ffs. Must have taken them a minute to see if it slightly grazed his thigh 

[Dr Gloom 22142]

shame the big chances have fallen to Murphy not Isak  

[wykikitoon 20712]

Bruno have a top day so far.  We are by far the better team at the moment.

[wykikitoon 20712]

Refs a cunt.  We are gonna get fuck all now.

[toonotl 3106]

Just now, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Aye, it fucking belts him on the arm ffs. Must have taken them a minute to see if it slightly grazed his thigh 

 

It hits him on the arm and he moves his arm toward the ball. It's a clear penalty. The smokescreen being run by the commentators is a nonsense. It's an unbelievably clear penalty.

[wykikitoon 20712]

Neville 'gives his team some respite'

 

Fuck off.

[wykikitoon 20712]

Martinelli can shove one of our players in the back and fuck all is said / given.

[ewerk 31195]

1 minute ago, toonotl said:

 

It hits him on the arm and he moves his arm toward the ball. It's a clear penalty. The smokescreen being run by the commentators is a nonsense. It's an unbelievably clear penalty.

I’ve looked at the handball rule and can’t see any evidence for what Neville is saying but there must be something in it.

[OTF 7485]

We can't have that much space between our defenders against this lot.

[OTF 7485]

Just now, ewerk said:

I’ve looked at the handball rule and can’t see any evidence for what Neville is saying but there must be something in it.

What is Neville saying?

[wykikitoon 20712]

Someone is gonna get sent off today and no doubt it will be one of ours.  Need to keep a cool heed.

[OTF 7485]

Should be a yellow for that.

[wykikitoon 20712]

Just now, OTF said:

What is Neville saying?

'If its a Top 6 club its harsh and can be overturned' 

[wykikitoon 20712]

Schar down here. Hopefully he's taking the piss.