Eddie “ Eagle-Eyed Action Man, with Gripping Hands” Howe’s Unstoppable Force vs Playmobil Heed’s Perennial Bottle Arse(nal)’s. Sun 7th May. Saint James’es’s Park. 16:30h.

[toonotl 2977]

Commentators are much more excited now, too. Everyone happy it seems. What a joke.

[OTF 7295]

1 minute ago, acrossthepond said:

I know we're partisan but you have to say that wasn't a penalty. Let's be honest with ourselves. 

It did appear to hit his thigh first, but he was absolutely bringing his arm down towards the ball intentionally so if there's any contact on the ball from the arm even after the thigh it's handball. 

 

And now, fuck this shit.

[wykikitoon 20112]

Neville and Tyler currently stroking each other off.

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

Bent as fuck

[Dr Gloom 21912]

There’s the sucker punch 

[Gemmill 44805]

"A big moment in this title race". Neville desperate to keep the bullshit narrative going.

[OTF 7295]

More time wasting from them.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13857]

 The hard way it is

[LongTimeAdmirer 1256]

fuck 

[acrossthepond 877]

Pope should never have allowed that, that was absolute rubbish. Jammy fucking goal for the jammiest team south of Liverpool. Fuck off. 

[wykikitoon 20112]

1 minute ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

fuck 

Has Cantona just scored?

[Ayatollah Hermione 13857]

1 minute ago, OTF said:

It did appear to hit his thigh first, but he was absolutely bringing his arm down towards the ball intentionally so if there's any contact on the ball from the arm even after the thigh it's handball. 

 

And now, fuck this shit.

Aye, it fucking belts him on the arm ffs. Must have taken them a minute to see if it slightly grazed his thigh 

[Dr Gloom 21912]

shame the big chances have fallen to Murphy not Isak  

[wykikitoon 20112]

Bruno have a top day so far.  We are by far the better team at the moment.

[wykikitoon 20112]

Refs a cunt.  We are gonna get fuck all now.

[toonotl 2977]

Just now, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Aye, it fucking belts him on the arm ffs. Must have taken them a minute to see if it slightly grazed his thigh 

 

It hits him on the arm and he moves his arm toward the ball. It's a clear penalty. The smokescreen being run by the commentators is a nonsense. It's an unbelievably clear penalty.

[wykikitoon 20112]

Neville 'gives his team some respite'

 

Fuck off.

[wykikitoon 20112]

Martinelli can shove one of our players in the back and fuck all is said / given.

[ewerk 30550]

1 minute ago, toonotl said:

 

It hits him on the arm and he moves his arm toward the ball. It's a clear penalty. The smokescreen being run by the commentators is a nonsense. It's an unbelievably clear penalty.

I’ve looked at the handball rule and can’t see any evidence for what Neville is saying but there must be something in it.

[OTF 7295]

We can't have that much space between our defenders against this lot.

[OTF 7295]

Just now, ewerk said:

I’ve looked at the handball rule and can’t see any evidence for what Neville is saying but there must be something in it.

What is Neville saying?

[wykikitoon 20112]

Someone is gonna get sent off today and no doubt it will be one of ours.  Need to keep a cool heed.

[OTF 7295]

Should be a yellow for that.

[wykikitoon 20112]

Just now, OTF said:

What is Neville saying?

'If its a Top 6 club its harsh and can be overturned' 

[wykikitoon 20112]

Schar down here. Hopefully he's taking the piss.