Eddie “ Eagle-Eyed Action Man, with Gripping Hands” Howe’s Unstoppable Force vs Playmobil Heed’s Perennial Bottle Arse(nal)’s. Sun 7th May. Saint James’es’s Park. 16:30h.

[toonotl 2977]

Nketiah booked. That'll help his street cred.

[Gemmill 44805]

Tyler "Don't rule Arsenal out!"

 

Fuck off you pleb. Man City will walk the league now and Arsenal won't get another go at it next season.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13857]

Neville desperate for a sending off all game, the weird little dwarf cunt

[LongTimeAdmirer 1256]

 

 

@Monkeys Fist

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

Toss up between these and Liverpool for biggest soft cunts we've ever played award 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13857]

Just now, Gemmill said:

Tyler "Don't rule Arsenal out!"

 

Fuck off you pleb. Man City will walk the league now and Arsenal won't get another go at it next season.

That 90 minutes of commentary gave BT Sport a run for its money in pure ear AIDS. And 1980 AIDS at that 

[Toonpack 9385]

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Our corners into the middle are shite mind.

Every time, as good a defensive ploy against us as any. under pressure, give us a corner.

[Alex 35061]

1 minute ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

That 90 minutes of commentary gave BT Sport a run for its money in pure ear AIDS. And 1980 AIDS at that 

Bad AIDS

[OTF 7295]

Annoying but a lesson in that, have to be more controlled with our energy, we gave away too many chances where we either turned it over cheaply or gave too much space. Honestly though if the early shot hits the other side of the post it likely would have been a very different game.

 

Hopefully nothing serious for Joelinton and we have Longstaff back soon. ASM brought good energy as a sub.

 

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

A draw or loss for Man Utd please 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3887]

Isak, Pope and Joelinton played well, everyone else had a shit day. Fingers crossed we bounce back

[wykikitoon 20112]

Just now, Kid Dynamite said:

A draw or loss for Man Utd please 

Man Utd loss and we would still be the ones they call us for relegation.

[OTF 7295]

Just now, Alex said:

Bad AIDS

[Gemmill 44805]

2 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Neville desperate for a sending off all game, the weird little dwarf cunt

 

"I've got a theory about this...if you're the first player to push another and they push you back, the first player should be the only one to get booked"

 

Whoa, fucking step aside Pythagoras.

[Dougle 3329]

13 minutes ago, OTF said:

Have you ever seen a Hippo bounce?

 

Have you ever seen a hippo in Milan?

[Alex 35061]

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

"I've got a theory about this...if you're the first player to push another and they push you back, the first player should be the only one to get booked"

 

Whoa, fucking step aside Pythagoras.

Jaap Stam knew 

[Gemmill 44805]

Just now, Alex said:

Jaap Stam knew 

 

Busy cunt

 

[wykikitoon 20112]

We edge it in the stats, but the main stat at the end of the is the scoreline. 

[toonotl 2977]

The two periods at the beginning of each half today could've made the match something else entirely if we had a bit of luck and a little less corruption from the officials. Hard result to take given we were good enough (despite a few poor performances) to get a result. Not too heart breaking though. We're easily good enough to get the required points to get CL football next season from here.

Edited May 7, 2023 by toonotl

[Ayatollah Hermione 13857]

6 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

"I've got a theory about this...if you're the first player to push another and they push you back, the first player should be the only one to get booked"

 

Whoa, fucking step aside Pythagoras.

Just pure unchecked insanity being broadcast across the airwaves. And it’s not even a theory, it’s a shower thought at best. He should have opened his wage-stealing 90 minute monologue of nonsense by just saying “An Arsenal win here helps Man United so that’s going to be my focus here, Martin” and then at least he’d be honest 

[wykikitoon 20112]

Gallas looks like a bald Morgan Freeman 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13857]

Mind, I’ve never heard refs booed off like that before, dear me  Eddie Howe may have another apology to add to the pile 

[Isegrim 9761]

I think we would have run them over had we scored but were far too wasteful with our chances.

[wykikitoon 20112]

Ramsdale has only made more saves in one match this season.  So we haven't done too bad.

[wykikitoon 20112]

Fuck me  

Playmobil heed uses a video to motivate his players and they're talking about it as if it's never been done before in life