Eddie “ Eagle-Eyed Action Man, with Gripping Hands” Howe’s Unstoppable Force vs Playmobil Heed’s Perennial Bottle Arse(nal)’s. Sun 7th May. Saint James’es’s Park. 16:30h.

[Gemmill 44804]

Just watching highlights of the 4-4 on YouTube. You just know that if that happened now VAR would find a way to ruin that last goal. Not to disallow it, but a review just to suck all the joy out of the moment.

[Toonpack 9385]

VAR's a major worry today, suspect PL would like the title race to run a bit longer, we win and it is definitely over.

[Tom 14011]

 

 

[ewerk 30550]

Gemmill’s shorter than I thought he’d be.

[Toonpack 9385]

13 minutes ago, Tom said:

 

 

 

That's outrageous to be honest, I mean who serves Guinness in what can only be described as a jug.

Edited May 7, 2023 by Toonpack

[OTF 7295]

17 minutes ago, Tom said:

 

 

If I was Adam P I'd be extwemewy wuwwied if I saw that.

[Rosco 759]

Nerves have got the better of me I'd take a draw now........just downing our 2nd pint in the Hotspur 

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

10 minutes ago, Rosco said:

Nerves have got the better of me I'd take a draw now........just downing our 2nd pint in the Hotspur 

You’ll be fine by kick-off. 

[Renton 21570]

4 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

I'm not as confident in this one as I was for Man U and Spurs games

 

Hold on, I distinctly remember you predicting Spurs would turn us over you absolute nappy filler!

[Alex 35061]

57 minutes ago, Rosco said:

Nerves have got the better of me I'd take a draw now........just downing our 2nd pint in the Hotspur 

Sharing pints? The cost of living crisis really is biting

[Rosco 759]

12 minutes ago, Alex said:

Sharing pints? The cost of living crisis really is biting

[Rosco 759]

3 pints and all sorted.......soft southern cunts will crumble 3-1 win

 

[Gemmill 44804]

ISAK AND WILSON START!

[Gemmill 44804]

Longdong OOT.

[Renton 21570]

Very attacking line up this. Is Wilson to the left of Isak correct or is that a Sky error?

 

[LongTimeAdmirer 1256]

 

 

 

excellent eddie, excellent

 

 

 

[LongTimeAdmirer 1256]

good to see the gawd back as well

[wykikitoon 20112]

Happy with that

[Polarboy 2311]

Longstaff is going to be a big miss, but hopefully we take advantage of Saliba still being missing, and perhaps Gabriel isn't 100%. Then again I heard that the new centre back that Arteta replaced Holding with played very well the other week. 

[Dr Gloom 21912]

I salute Eddie’s bravery. I think we’d all like to see Wilson and Isak together from the start. Shame about longstaff. I’d rather have him instead of willock mopping up behind that very attacking front three 

Edited May 7, 2023 by Dr Gloom

[GrahamTaylor5 880]

13 minutes ago, Renton said:

Very attacking line up this. Is Wilson to the left of Isak correct or is that a Sky error?

 

It has to be a Sky error 

[thebrokendoll 9188]

been parked up in the van the last few days on the west side of windermere, was hoping right up till about 10 this morning that a ticket would crop up so I could make the dash eastwards, up it hasn't happened. 

done a 5 mile dog walk to the ambleside tavern, which would you believe is in ambleside?! got about 6 tv's here and there's folk in newcastle tops dotted about all over the pub, not an arsenal one to be seen. I'm taking that as an omen for nil to playmobil heed's north london cunts. 

 

howay the lads!   

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

23 minutes ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

 

 

 

excellent eddie, excellent

 

 

 

This is the Interior Decorator line-up. 
 

Adept at pastings. 

[wykikitoon 20112]

How much influence will playmobil heed have on the officials today? Key player for them

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

6 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

How much influence will playmobil heed have on the officials today? Key player for them

If he dares step out of his area, Eddie will set the Staffordshire Bull Tindall on him.