Eddie “ Eagle-Eyed Action Man, with Gripping Hands” Howe’s Unstoppable Force vs Playmobil Heed’s Perennial Bottle Arse(nal)’s. Sun 7th May. Saint James’es’s Park. 16:30h.

[Rayvin 5217]

Not to labour the point but to put it another way, we have almost as much chance of overtaking Arsenal, as Liverpool do of catching us. And if we win on Sunday, we will actually have a higher chance of the former.

 

Mind you this change to being a successful team has been so sudden that I can see why people are struggling with it

[The Fish 10849]

23 minutes ago, Rayvin said:

Not to labour the point but to put it another way, we have almost as much chance of overtaking Arsenal, as Liverpool do of catching us. And if we win on Sunday, we will actually have a higher chance of the former.

 

Mind you this change to being a successful team has been so sudden that I can see why people are struggling with it

Now that would be fucking hilarious. We win all our games and Arsenal go Full Spursy.

[Dr Gloom 21912]

1 hour ago, MrBass said:

 

S'YP

[Gemmill 44804]

1 hour ago, ewerk said:

 

WRONG. We only need one more point to guarantee Champions League football. I was told so by some infallible oracle only last week, he definitely wasn't a bullshitting bluffer talking out of his arse.

 

And have I been proven wrong? Or have you succumbed to the Liverpool will win all their games bullshit too, you dirty fucking rag and bone man?

[PaddockLad 17239]

4 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

And have I been proven wrong? Or have you succumbed to the Liverpool will win all their games bullshit too, you dirty fucking rag and bone man?

So if us & Liverpool both win our next games we’ve qualified for the champions league? 
 

[Renton 21567]

12 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

And have I been proven wrong? Or have you succumbed to the Liverpool will win all their games bullshit too, you dirty fucking rag and bone man?

 

This is a case where you're technically wrong but intellectually correct, so I'm on your side here. Ridiculous the amount of bedwetting still going on, the stench of ammonia is overpowering, worse than a care home.

Edited May 2, 2023 by Renton

[Gemmill 44804]

7 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

So if us & Liverpool both win our next games we’ve qualified for the champions league? 
 

 

Listen dipshits. I said that 66 points would be enough for CL.

 

At the time I said it, you were all crying and hugging each other over 4 teams - Spurs, Villa, Brighton and Liverpool. Villa were a particular concern for you because you didn't have the FUCKING BRAINS to see past what was just a run of form, despite my best efforts to prove this with the much-derided-by-the-thickos stats.

 

I've since been proven correct on Spurs and Villa (your new second favourite team) who now can't get more than 66 points.

 

I will very likely be proven correct about Liverpool and Brighton too.

[PaddockLad 17239]

12 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Listen dipshits. I said that 66 points would be enough for CL.

 

At the time I said it, you were all crying and hugging each other over 4 teams - Spurs, Villa, Brighton and Liverpool. Villa were a particular concern for you because you didn't have the FUCKING BRAINS to see past what was just a run of form, despite my best efforts to prove this with the much-derided-by-the-thickos stats.

 

I've since been proven correct on Spurs and Villa (your new second favourite team) who now can't get more than 66 points.

 

I will very likely be proven correct about Liverpool and Brighton too.

You won’t find a post from me bricking it about Liverpool or anyone else

 

You said we’d beat Villa.. wrong…

 

You said Villas run would end .... well yeah fucking obviously it would at some point Einstein  

 

We’ll see if they get back on track at the weekend at Molineaux… I was genuinely interested in how Villa would do after you’d given us the spiel about how their run was actually not as good as ours. Am perfectly aware some stats suggest things you can’t see with your own eyes. This appears the be the case here, so like cheers  

 

Now pretty please with sugar on, your most esteeemed royal cuntishness, answer my question….. if us and the scousers both win our next games we’re guaranteed top four, right?  

 

 

 

 

[MrBass 2651]

Nope, until Liverpool slip up we need 72 points to guarantee CL (or 71 if we retain our superior GD)

[PaddockLad 17239]

1 minute ago, MrBass said:

Nope, until Liverpool slip up we need 72 points to guarantee CL (or 71 if we retain our superior GD)

But but but but..  spreadsheet dude said we’d need 67 points for Champions League? 🤔

[Gemmill 44804]

Fucking hell. I'm saying they won't get more than 66.

 

But CLEARLY we won't find that out following the results of the next match.

 

Is this REALLY your big attempt at a gotcha moment?

 

 

[Gemmill 44804]

3 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

But but but but..  spreadsheet dude said we’d need 67 points for Champions League? 🤔

 

I said 66. Pay attention, please.

[Dr Gloom 21912]

I wouldn’t be surprised if Liverpool get closer to 70 points than 66. I just think we’ll get more.

 

it’d be nice if we get it all tied up by winning our next three games, if only to end this tedious discussion 

[PaddockLad 17239]

58 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Fucking hell. I'm saying they won't get more than 66.

 

But CLEARLY we won't find that out following the results of the next match.

 

Is this REALLY your big attempt at a gotcha moment?

 

 

You said we’d get top 4 on 66 or 67, regardless of which one if we beat Arsenal we’ll have 68. What am I missing? 🤷🏻‍♂️

 

Its not a gotcha, am just keeping you honest  

[ewerk 30544]

2 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

You said we’d get top 4 on 66 or 67, regardless of which one if we beat Arsenal we’ll have 68. What am I missing? 🤷🏻‍♂️

 

Its not a gotcha, am just keeping you honest  

We now cut to live footage of PL outside Gemmill’s house…

 

[PaddockLad 17239]

Oh dear…

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13856]

Holding back in alongside that new kid in an untested partnership is good news

[RobinRobin 11258]

5 hours ago, ewerk said:

We now cut to live footage of PL outside Gemmill’s house…

 

[OTF 7295]

Arsenal rear suffers fresh blow ahead of Newcastle trip #NewArs

 

[ohhh_yeah 2964]

13 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

🤷🏻‍♂️ not a gotcha, am just keeping you honest  

 

Translation:

 

 

 

[ohhh_yeah 2964]

 

 

[Andrew 4747]

A little look at a couple of their forums suggests they aren't all that confident coming into this one.

 

Main gripes seem to be central defence looking a but threadbare and that without Partey their midfield would be Xhaka, Odegaard and Jorginho and our midfield three would be so much faster and stronger that they'll just get overrun.

 

I like both of those things.

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

17 hours ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

 

 CT sees all the cherry tomatoes and is like 

 

[RobinRobin 11258]

5 hours ago, Andrew said:

A little look at a couple of their forums suggests they aren't all that confident coming into this one.

 

Main gripes seem to be central defence looking a but threadbare and that without Partey their midfield would be Xhaka, Odegaard and Jorginho and our midfield three would be so much faster and stronger that they'll just get overrun.

 

I like both of those things.

Sounds like CT's methodology

[ohhh_yeah 2964]