Eddie “ Eagle-Eyed Action Man, with Gripping Hands” Howe’s Unstoppable Force vs Playmobil Heed’s Perennial Bottle Arse(nal)’s. Sun 7th May. Saint James’es’s Park. 16:30h.

[Monkeys Fist 42125]

10 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

On a totally unfootball related tangent, this is Cloris Leachman, who played Frau Blücher in Young Frankenstein.  
 

So, back to business…

[Dr Gloom 21835]

[PaddockLad 17122]

[Monkeys Fist 42125]

Oh! bada bing! 

[Sonatine 11324]

[Dougle 3319]

Cats for me like marra

[Dr Gloom 21835]

[RobinRobin 11154]

20 minutes ago, Dougle said:

Cats for me like marra

[Renton 21373]

Sausage memefest. CT, are you feeling sausagey yet? Or have you still got your nappies on?

[Monkeys Fist 42125]

[Christmas Tree 4704]

34 minutes ago, Renton said:

Sausage memefest. CT, are you feeling sausagey yet? Or have you still got your nappies on?

You are all fucking mad. Nappies doubled up here.

[Dr Gloom 21835]

1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:

You are all fucking mad. Nappies doubled up here.

It would take a balls up of epic proportions. Just think rationally. We only need six more points to be mathematically safe from five games. We’ve won - what is it? Eight out of our last nine. We can still afford to lose or draw a few 

[Monkeys Fist 42125]

15 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

It would take a balls up of epic proportions. Just think rationally. We only need six more points to be mathematically safe from five games. We’ve won - what is it? Eight out of our last nine. We can still afford to lose or draw a few 

Aye- agreed. 
 

We’ve shown over the entire season that this is not “form” for us, it’s how we play now. 
 

There’s no good reason to think we’ll stop doing this for our last few games. 
We also have something that we didn’t have for most of the season- two strikers who are scoring for fun. 
 

We’re more likely to catch Arsenal than drop out of the CL spots tbh, (even if that’s not mathematically possible, we can still do it ) 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sausages! 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3854]

18 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

It would take a balls up of epic proportions. Just think rationally. We only need six more points to be mathematically safe from five games. We’ve won - what is it? Eight out of our last nine. We can still afford to lose or draw a few 

Not safe from Brighton with 6 more points need 8 for them

[Rayvin 5186]

34 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

It would take a balls up of epic proportions. Just think rationally. We only need six more points to be mathematically safe from five games. We’ve won - what is it? Eight out of our last nine. We can still afford to lose or draw a few 

 

Is it not 8 from the remaining 15 to be certain?

 

Assuming Brighton are 7 points behind us on even games anyway. 2 wins and 2 draws would do it.

[Christmas Tree 4704]

37 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

It would take a balls up of epic proportions. Just think rationally. We only need six more points to be mathematically safe from five games. We’ve won - what is it? Eight out of our last nine. We can still afford to lose or draw a few 

 

Liverpool have an easy run in and could get to 71 

Brighton can get to 73

 

I'm just far too excited / terrified to be counting any chickens at this point.

[wykikitoon 19960]

You're a crack head if you think Liverpool can get top 4

[Dr Gloom 21835]

21 minutes ago, Rayvin said:

 

Is it not 8 from the remaining 15 to be certain?

 

Assuming Brighton are 7 points behind us on even games anyway. 2 wins and 2 draws would do it.

You’re right I didn’t even bother including Brighton. Tbh the idea of them going on the kind of winning streak to make top four seems too preposterous to contemplate 

[Dr Gloom 21835]

47 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Aye- agreed. 
 

We’ve shown over the entire season that this is not “form” for us, it’s how we play now. 
 

There’s no good reason to think we’ll stop doing this for our last few games. 
We also have something that we didn’t have for most of the season- two strikers who are scoring for fun. 
 

We’re more likely to catch Arsenal than drop out of the CL spots tbh, (even if that’s not mathematically possible, we can still do it ) 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sausages! 

I wonder if everyone will sit back and chill when we dispatch arsenal 

[Monkeys Fist 42125]

12 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

I wonder if everyone will sit back and chill when we dispatch arsenal 

I’ll be firing up the BBQ and hoying the bangers on. 

[Dr Gloom 21835]

44 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I’ll be firing up the BBQ and hoying the bangers on. 

 

it’ll be a sausage party on Sunday 

[Rayvin 5186]

1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

I wonder if everyone will sit back and chill when we dispatch arsenal 

 

For what it's worth, I'm very confident. We'd have to go on an absolute howler of a run to fuck this up now. There is not a single game left that I don't think we're at least capable of winning, and a draw with Brighton is as good as a win in terms of our position anyway.

[Monkeys Fist 42125]

1 minute ago, Rayvin said:

 

For what it's worth, I'm very confident. We'd have to go on an absolute howler of a run to fuck this up now. There is not a single game left that I don't think we're at least capable of winning, and a draw with Brighton is as good as a win in terms of our position anyway.

SYP

[Kid Dynamite 6999]

2 hours ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

Not safe from Brighton with 6 more points need 8 for them

Brighton have the whole top 4 to play yet. 

[Gemmill 44460]

Aye Brighton would have to put together a run like it's never had in its entire history.