Howe’s Hawker Hurricane Goal Machines vs. Selles’ Sputtering Spitfire Spunkbubbles.

[Monkeys Fist 45149]

1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

3-1. 
 

[Gemmill 49969]

That today is the kind of thing properly good teams do as well. No good in the first half and just relentlessly undeniable in the second half. 

 

 

[OTF 8418]

Today has wrapped up the top four, Man City, Arsenal, us and...  red dippers.

[OTF 8418]

3 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

It’s insane how, if we have a bad first half, you know for a fact that we’ll be unreal in the second half. And if we have a good first half, the game is won  Have we ever scored more goals in a week?

 

Wilson now holds the record for most goals in a month for us (8).

[wykikitoon 22874]

Just now, LongTimeAdmirer said:

Great 2nd half, bed time in Australia.

 

Anthony 'Headless Chook' Gordon, 0 goals, 0 assists, constantly in the middle of the pitch getting in Isaks way. He is shite and will be playing in the Championship in the next 3 years.

 

Goodnight. 

 He hit the post and got into decent positions. He's not had any game time at all really  

 

[acrossthepond 979]

That's the CL wrapped up I reckon, nobody will catch us now and we'll still obtain more points before the season's end. Off you go Spitfire lads, enjoy the Mackems, I don't fancy their tip is quite as a good an away trip. 

[NJS 4564]

20 minutes ago, OTF said:

Of coursh 

[Polarboy 2317]

Now just need a nice draw between the scousers and Spuds. Relentless is the only word to describe us in the second half. I feel bad for Gordon. He looks short on confidence and missing those two chances won't have helped, but I'm confident that Howe will turn around his confidence and form given time. And not to belabour my earlier point about Bruno, but I think that might be his worst performance for us, or it was at least up there when compared to his usual high standards. Not losing the ball in dangerous areas is something that Howe can work with him on of course. 

[Gemmill 49969]

3 minutes ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

Great 2nd half, bed time in Australia.

 

Anthony 'Headless Chook' Gordon, 0 goals, 0 assists, constantly in the middle of the pitch getting in Isaks way. He is shite and will be playing in the Championship in the next 3 years.

 

Goodnight. 

 

Get your hairnet on and get to bed, Captain Cornrows.

[Ayatollah Hermione 14672]

6 minutes ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

Great 2nd half, bed time in Australia.

 

Anthony 'Headless Chook' Gordon, 0 goals, 0 assists, constantly in the middle of the pitch getting in Isaks way. He is shite and will be playing in the Championship in the next 3 years.

 

Goodnight. 

Champions League confirmed, 13 goals in a week, rampant once more.

 

”Excuse me, guys. But our signing who is bedding in is not as good as my best friend who has fucked his cheesestrings, sorry, hamstrings, once more.”

[Monkeys Fist 45149]

5 minutes ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

Great 2nd half, bed time in Australia.

 

Anthony 'Headless Chook' Gordon, 0 goals, 0 assists, constantly in the middle of the pitch getting in Isaks way. He is shite and will be playing in the Championship in the next 3 years.

 

Goodnight. 

You must have a hell of a lag on your stream- You know he’s not at Everton anymore, aye? 
Seriously though, as Wykiki says, he’s barely had a chance on the pitch so far, give him the summer to get Eddied and we’ll looking at a different player next season. 
 

 

 

[wykikitoon 22874]

15 goals for Big Willy this season 

[Monkeys Fist 45149]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

15 goals for Big Willy this season 

I assume Mrs. W. prefers watching our games on BBC? 
 

 

[ewerk 33225]

13 goals in a week. Last season it took us three months to do that.

[Monkeys Fist 45149]

Just now, ewerk said:

13 goals in a week. Last season it took us three months to do that.

[wykikitoon 22874]

6 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I assume Mrs. W. prefers watching our games on BBC? 
 

 

 

She even cheered when he scored.  

[GrahamTaylor5 1172]

7 minutes ago, ewerk said:

13 goals in a week. Last season it took us three months to do that.

To be fair, we were an awful fan base back then and it was all our fault.

 

Some people might say but the fans are the same and it is the manager who changed. However, that is just testament to how horrible we are as fans.

[Monkeys Fist 45149]

3 minutes ago, GrahamTaylor5 said:

To be fair, we were an awful fan base back then and it was all our fault.

 

Some people might say but the fans are the same and it is the manager who changed. However, that is just testament to how horrible we are as fans.

Do you remove your underwear before talking out of your arsehole? 

[Rayvin 5923]

Credit to Howe here mind. That's a few games now he's rescued by making good decisions at the right moments. As far as I'm concerned he's world class.

 

A step closer now, a banana skin averted. We've got this.

[Monkeys Fist 45149]

18 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Do you remove your underwear before talking out of your arsehole? 

@GrahamTaylor5
I apologise, I have seen the whoosh. 

[GrahamTaylor5 1172]

5 minutes ago, Rayvin said:

Credit to Howe here mind. That's a few games now he's rescued by making good decisions at the right moments. As far as I'm concerned he's world class.

 

A step closer now, a banana skin averted. We've got this.

I think this is spot on. I was not too impressed with his subs when he was first here, which shows how hard he has had to work to get the squad up to speed, however,  even this is a strength now.

 

I still don't know who I would have wanted to be our manager but it certainly wasn't Howe. I am so pleased that a mere pleb, like myself, is not allowed to make important decisions. I absolutely love Howe and I am so excited to see where he is going to take us.

[Polarboy 2317]

 

Great news about Longstaff. How much he's missed when he's not playing should be obvious to everyone now. Despite Arsenal's downturn in form we'll need him on the pitch next Sunday. 

[Alex 36721]

Well, fuck me. I actually went to the game and we won! 

[wykikitoon 22874]

16 minutes ago, Polarboy said:

 

Great news about Longstaff. How much he's missed when he's not playing should be obvious to everyone now. Despite Arsenal's downturn in form we'll need him on the pitch next Sunday. 

Not great about Lascelles, leave us with hardly any cover and he wont get a swansong before he's fucked off.

[aimaad22 4690]

1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

It’s insane how, if we have a bad first half, you know for a fact that we’ll be unreal in the second half. And if we have a good first half, the game is won  

 

Like a proper CL pedigree team. Unbelievable Howe has done this in a year or so.