Howe’s Hawker Hurricane Goal Machines vs. Selles’ Sputtering Spitfire Spunkbubbles.

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

Bandits at 2 o’clock- annihilation expected. 
 

 

10-0. 

[Dr Gloom 21912]

12-1 

 

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Can’t see nothing but a defeat. Soz.

[Tom 14011]

Amazing thread title  

 

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

12 minutes ago, Tom said:

Amazing thread title  

 

It was inspired by that spitfire-fucking Saints fan that showed up here a while back. 
 

Edit; found him 

[RobinRobin 11258]

5 hours ago, Christmas Tree said:

Can’t see nothing but a defeat. Soz.

[wykikitoon 20112]

Title of the season IYAM. 

 

Potential banana skin. That overrated JWP will boss us according to the sky cunts. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13856]

After these last two games, I’ll settle for a nice 2-0. The football equivalent of functional missionary sex after a weekend of wild experimentation 

[Alex 35059]

I’ll take a scrappy win by the odd goal tbh. They’re fighting for their lives but you have to think last night must’ve been a very demoralising defeat. Even a draw is of very little use to them but I think they’ll play for one and hope they pinch it somehow. Which could play into our hands anyway the way we’re playing (especially in terms of creating and converting chances atm

[Alex 35059]

1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

After these last two games, I’ll settle for a nice 2-0. The football equivalent of functional missionary sex after a weekend of wild experimentation 

We telling them to lie back and think of England (and spitfires)? 

[Gemmill 44804]

And then Isak turning up late on and unceremoniously dumping his bollocks into their gob. Naughty.

[trophyshy 7083]

7 fucken nil. 
 

 

 

[Holden McGroin 6581]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

Title of the season IYAM. 

 

Potential banana skin. That overrated JWP will boss us according to the sky cunts. 

🤭

[Toonpack 9385]

Ground will be jumping, we will shoot them down in droves.

 

 

[MrBass 2651]

 

Comfortable 4-0, Isak hat-trick

[Howmanheyman 33113]

Just win, nowt daft required. These gave us a bit of a game in the second leg at SJP after we blew them away early on so that's a lesson that we need to resist getting the cigars out too early but that arsenal result and last night should've killed them. 

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

4 hours ago, Holden McGroin said:

🤭

Go on… say it… you know you want to you slaaag. 

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/65426065
 

 

[The Fish 10849]

They're down, Bournemouth saw to that I reckon 

 

The players and the crowd will smell blood, the players that Howe rested will want to start. Whichever striker starts will score, then his replacement will want to make his case for a start and score when he comes on.

 

So we're 2 goals to the good already. Joelinton will get his, and I fancy a defender to get an outrageous one, for the Murphy memes.

 

4-0

[Holden McGroin 6581]

1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Go on… say it… you know you want to you slaaag. 

 

 

[Holden McGroin 6581]

Its  ALL ON Wykiki if we lose this one. 

 

You don't mess with pre-match rituals.

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

 

Bad news if Longstaff's season is over. We looked lightweight in midfield without him against Villa.

 

Joelinton back in the middle and Gordon on the left today?

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Yet again, another single magpie on this mornings dog walk. No pressure @wykikitoon  

[Ayatollah Hermione 13856]

11 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

 

Bad news if Longstaff's season is over. We looked lightweight in midfield without him against Villa.

 

Joelinton back in the middle and Gordon on the left today?

tbf, I think even with Longstaff, we’d have struggled against Villa. They were absolutely rampant. He’ll definitely be a miss against likes of Brighton and Arsenal though, I’d say. He’s the only midfielder we have that can do his job, really. Maybe Howe will roll the dice on Anderson in order to keep Joelinton on the left

[Toonpack 9385]

If Longstaff is out, I’d be tempted to start as we finished at the blue mackems, Joelinton deeper and Isak on the left.