Dyche’s Desperate Dirtbags vs. Howe’s “We Only Need 45 Minutes” Dibnah Demolition Doyens. Thu, 27 Apr 19:45

[Toonpack 12087]

Unrecognisable from Sunday, so careless with the ball.

[MrBass 3164]

Very unconvincing first half that. Let's hope Eddie has a proper radge whilst we mute Owen during the half time break.

[toonotl 3579]

Everton deserve a lot of credit. They've pressed us very well and created enough chances to score. Just lacking quality. But they've certainly been on it and we've been very much not. Difference is the difference between the quality and form of our finishers.

[Chaser 1431]

Shite half from both sides. No control, loose balls, players slipping over. Big Joe despite getting the goal seemed to be off balance most of the half. 

[Renton 24412]

  On 27/04/2023 at 19:37, NJS said:

Wouldn't have complained if that had been given tbh. 

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Yeah. They need to change the rules to stop shit like thus happening, give advantage to the attacker. There was a similar decision against Isak against Liverpool wasn't there. It might even itself out ultimately, but still.

[wykikitoon 23715]

Man, Gemmill needs to lift spirits here.

Spurs was a different game.  We are at a shit ground and these lot are fighting for their lives.  Spurs had given up on Conte's bitch.

[wykikitoon 23715]

  On 27/04/2023 at 19:40, Renton said:

 

Yeah. They need to change the rules to stop shit like thus happening, give advantage to the attacker. There was a similar decision against Isak against Liverpool wasn't there. It might even itself out ultimately, but still.

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Aye, when it's a toe nail its harsh like.

[OTF 8617]

  On 27/04/2023 at 19:37, Toonpack said:

Unrecognisable from Sunday, so careless with the ball.

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Everton have been the polar opposite to Tottenham though, in terms of pressing and tempo. Absolutely nothing to show for it though. The most Pope has had to do is get behind some hopeful drives from distance.

[Isegrim 10716]

Game is on the edge. They are up for it and Dyche obviously has instructed them not to go for the ball but the body first. They are very, very physical and we sre not really coping with it. If they score they will get some momentum.

[Gemmill 52294]

There's no bad results for us from the Spurs v Man United game but a draw is CLEARLY the best result and if you don't understand that, I simply cannot help you.

[wykikitoon 23715]

Good job Maxi isn't playing.  He would be in A&E within the first 10 

[OTF 8617]

  On 27/04/2023 at 19:41, wykikitoon said:

Aye, when it's a toe nail its harsh like.

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This was no toe nail, it was obvious and called by the linesman correctly in the game. No idea how it took the VAR so long to confirm it was offside.

[Dr Gloom 24235]

  On 27/04/2023 at 19:42, wykikitoon said:

Good job Maxi isn't playing.  He would be in A&E within the first 10 

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Not even a hamstring injury stops him getting a wykiki slating on a match day 

[NJS 4712]

Are we giving the assist for the goal to the T-Rex by the way? 

[Gemmill 52294]

  On 27/04/2023 at 19:43, OTF said:

This was no toe nail, it was obvious and called by the linesman correctly in the game. No idea how it took the VAR so long to confirm it was offside.

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Aye he was clearly off. The only reason the line looked so close is cos the camera angle was shit and the Goodison groundsman is a typical lazy fucking scouser that can't mow straight lines.

[Dr Gloom 24235]

They just replayed the offside decision on BT and it’s ridiculously harsh. Just like the one against Isak at Liverpool 

[Winston 41]

Get an early goal here and go into full shithousery mode

[ewerk 34130]

  On 27/04/2023 at 19:40, Renton said:

 

Yeah. They need to change the rules to stop shit like thus happening, give advantage to the attacker. There was a similar decision against Isak against Liverpool wasn't there. It might even itself out ultimately, but still.

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He was clearly offside?!?!

[Dr Gloom 24235]

  On 27/04/2023 at 19:41, Gemmill said:

There's no bad results for us from the Spurs v Man United game but a draw is CLEARLY the best result and if you don't understand that, I simply cannot help you.

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Depends on whether we’re serious about going for third. We need Man to drop points for that to be in our hands 

[Dr Gloom 24235]

  On 27/04/2023 at 19:47, ewerk said:

He was clearly offside?!?!

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his feet weren’t. It’s his arm, just like Isak’s 

[Dr Gloom 24235]

If it was cricket it would go down as “umpire’s call”

[Rosco 957]

  On 27/04/2023 at 19:46, Dr Gloom said:

They just replayed the offside decision on BT and it’s ridiculously harsh. Just like the one against Isak at Liverpool 

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Give over he was clearly offside

[OTF 8617]

  On 27/04/2023 at 19:46, Dr Gloom said:

They just replayed the offside decision on BT and it’s ridiculously harsh. Just like the one against Isak at Liverpool 

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[wykikitoon 23715]

IMO Gloomy wants an equaliser 

[Gemmill 52294]

  On 27/04/2023 at 19:48, Dr Gloom said:

Depends on whether we’re serious about going for third. We need Man to drop points for that to be in our hands 

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The disappearing point makes a draw the best result. It disadvantages both of them. Man United won't get third with draws. Spurs won't get fourth with draws. Win win for us.