Eddie’s Rampant ThrobbingCocks vs Some Part-timers Headless Chickens…

[Gemmill 52013]

Porro needs reminding of the scoreline by any Newcastle player within 5 feet of him. He looks ripe for a red.

[OTF 8586]

Lloris will be buoyed to see Wilson in the second half and you can bet Callum will be straight over to Hugo to reminisce about their last dalliance. 

[Monkeys Fist 46060]

 

Any of you lads on Twitter, fill your boots at 3pm. 

[Gemmill 52013]

Monkeys Fist has probably just about earned himself the next match thread, but if you all want me back, you can start a poll OK?

[Polarboy 2317]

When the fuck is this ref going to start booking these twats. 

[OTF 8586]

8 minutes ago, Rayvin said:

CT was spot on with this one mind.

Finally getting the hang of this footballing lark

[wykikitoon 23621]

Just turned my phone on. I think there's a fault on the BBC Sport app. 

[Gemmill 52013]

This is like a training match. It's all in their half.

[Monkeys Fist 46060]

1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

Just turned my phone on. I think there's a fault on the BBC Sport app. 

Given how slow they update their feed, we’re probably still only 3-0 up on there 

[Gemmill 52013]

"Shoooot" when Pope picked it up in his own half there..

 

[Monkeys Fist 46060]

Just now, Gemmill said:

This is like a training match. It's all in their half.

I said earlier, we should leave Murphy on for the second half, and bring on 10 lasses from the women’s team. 
 

Shithouse supreme. 

[OTF 8586]

Willock had to hit that

[Alex 37626]

8 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Porro needs reminding of the scoreline by any Newcastle player within 5 feet of him. He looks ripe for a red.

[wykikitoon 23621]

5live are all saying how poor spurs are. They just cannot give any credit to us at all. Cunts. 

[PaddockLad 19509]

See what happens if we take our chances?  

[MrBass 3115]

1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:

I can’t see nothing but a home defeat. Soz 

 

[sammynb 3949]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

5live are all saying how poor spurs are. They just cannot give any credit to us at all. Cunts. 

 

It's amazing how many teams play poorly against us. You'd think there must be an obvious reason???

[PaddockLad 19509]

 

[Monkeys Fist 46060]

Eddie’s halftime talk…

 

 

“ Crack on lads”

[Ayatollah Hermione 15013]

Fair play to their manager for bringing a centre half to keep it at 5-0

[MrBass 3115]

15 minutes ago, Blastronaut said:

What the actual fuck? I just put the telly on at 32 minutes in. 😂

Aye, I got back 10 minutes late and we were 3-0 up. 

[Gemmill 52013]

2 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

5live are all saying how poor spurs are. They just cannot give any credit to us at all. Cunts. 

They can say what they like, it's FIVE NIL.

 

Spurs have been absolutely fucking shit tbf, and we've been absolutely on one.

[RobinRobin 12817]

10 minutes ago, OTF said:

Finally getting the hang of this footballing lark

Just going to say that 🙂 

[Isegrim 10685]

Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the wee donkey, I have almost never seen a half as perfect as this. Shades of Germany against Brazil…

[Monkeys Fist 46060]

1 minute ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Fair play to their manager for bringing a centre half to keep it at 5-0

Have you bought that Spuds lad a beer, or has he caught an early plane home?