Eddie’s Rampant ThrobbingCocks vs Some Part-timers Headless Chickens…

[PaddockLad 17241]

6 minutes ago, Howay said:

Willock has been fucking sensational today btw. 

In a crowded field, he’s man of the match by a country mile  

 

Ps Gareth Southgate is a cunt 

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

Full time.  

6-1. 

 

Can’t wait for the nibbles the changing room pic will get. 

[OTF 7295]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

 

The fewm from them watching this must have been next level.

[Sonatine 11361]

 

[wykikitoon 20112]

Richarldson with about 3 newcastle shirts  

[sammynb 3355]

Kane's agent will be on the phone to Pep asking if they can change their mind and if Halaand needs an understudy.

[PaddockLad 17241]

[Isegrim 9761]

Second half was not acceptable.

 

We should have scored at least another four.

 

Sack Howe

 

FTM

[NJS 4377]

Just now, OTF said:

 

The fewm from them watching this must have been next level.

Several in their match thread reckon they'd hammer Spurs on today's showings. 

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

1 minute ago, OTF said:

 

The fewm from them watching this must have been next level.

If you open your window in about 10 minutes, you’ll be able to hear it. 

[Sonatine 11361]

 

[wykikitoon 20112]

Willock when he signed for us we were under a cunt on the downwards spiral.  I bet he's counting his blessings now. He's been great this season and so glad we signed him.

[OTF 7295]

8 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

This game reminds me of when I’d be travelling back from Aberdeen after three weeks away, getting titty pics off Mrs. F. 
 

In the door, up the stairs, 10 minutes later…

 

 

Spent… 

 

[Wayne 87]

Today:

 

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

Just now, OTF said:

 

That includes shit, shave and shower time. 

[wykikitoon 20112]

[Howay 12496]

16 wins and +29 goal difference  Look forward to the absolute media melt down when we spend 200m this summer to improve the squad Howe has led this season. 

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

2 minutes ago, Howay said:

16 wins and +29 goal difference  Look forward to the absolute media melt down when we spend 200m this summer to improve the squad Howe has led this season. 

We should put the lads we want to sell on Groupon, just for the laugh. 
 

 

[Gemmill 44804]

I'm boring the tits off myself staring at the league table and trying to come up with scenarios where we don't get Champions League. 

 

I'm struggling. Brighton in 8th genuinely look to be the ones with the best chance. From 8th.

 

And honestly, it feels more likely they knock Man United out the top 4 than us. 

 

[Gemmill 44804]

Don't worry btw lads, as soon as I can get my hands on the expected points figures from today, I'll stick them in here. 

[wykikitoon 20112]

Does Dyer not understand how a microphone works?  I.e it needs to be stationary near his mouth.  The mad cunt.

[wykikitoon 20112]

Have Dyer and Rose been on spice?

[Gemmill 44804]

Has Danny Rose had a traumatic brain injury? 

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

Has Danny Rose had a bang to the head  

[PaddockLad 17241]

Danny Rose is a fuckin MAG 🤣🤣🤣🤣