Eddie’s Rampant ThrobbingCocks vs Some Part-timers Headless Chickens…

[Blastronaut 1333]

What the actual fuck? I just put the telly on at 32 minutes in. 😂

[Gemmill 44882]

One of these Spurs cowards will get themselves an early bath, I reckon.

 

Ring their agent from the bath and tell them to get them the fuck out of there.

[toonotl 2979]

We could do with a few Spurs players getting send off. Seems like they're trying. VARs gone off in a huff though it seems. Probably out the back complaining that it's a systematic cheating review system not a fuckin' magical time-machine!

[sammynb 3355]

Just now, Blastronaut said:

What the actual fuck? I just put the telly on at 32 minutes in. 😂

 

We're celebrating Stirling Albions success.

[Gemmill 44882]

Porro needs reminding of the scoreline by any Newcastle player within 5 feet of him. He looks ripe for a red.

[OTF 7295]

Lloris will be buoyed to see Wilson in the second half and you can bet Callum will be straight over to Hugo to reminisce about their last dalliance. 

[Monkeys Fist 42449]

 

Any of you lads on Twitter, fill your boots at 3pm. 

[Gemmill 44882]

Monkeys Fist has probably just about earned himself the next match thread, but if you all want me back, you can start a poll OK?

[Polarboy 2311]

When the fuck is this ref going to start booking these twats. 

[OTF 7295]

8 minutes ago, Rayvin said:

CT was spot on with this one mind.

Finally getting the hang of this footballing lark

[wykikitoon 20147]

Just turned my phone on. I think there's a fault on the BBC Sport app. 

[Gemmill 44882]

This is like a training match. It's all in their half.

[Monkeys Fist 42449]

1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

Just turned my phone on. I think there's a fault on the BBC Sport app. 

Given how slow they update their feed, we’re probably still only 3-0 up on there 

[Gemmill 44882]

"Shoooot" when Pope picked it up in his own half there..

 

[Monkeys Fist 42449]

Just now, Gemmill said:

This is like a training match. It's all in their half.

I said earlier, we should leave Murphy on for the second half, and bring on 10 lasses from the women’s team. 
 

Shithouse supreme. 

[OTF 7295]

Willock had to hit that

[Alex 35083]

8 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Porro needs reminding of the scoreline by any Newcastle player within 5 feet of him. He looks ripe for a red.

[wykikitoon 20147]

5live are all saying how poor spurs are. They just cannot give any credit to us at all. Cunts. 

[PaddockLad 17263]

See what happens if we take our chances?  

[MrBass 2651]

1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:

I can’t see nothing but a home defeat. Soz 

 

[sammynb 3355]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

5live are all saying how poor spurs are. They just cannot give any credit to us at all. Cunts. 

 

It's amazing how many teams play poorly against us. You'd think there must be an obvious reason???

[PaddockLad 17263]

 

[Monkeys Fist 42449]

Eddie’s halftime talk…

 

 

“ Crack on lads”

[Ayatollah Hermione 13869]

Fair play to their manager for bringing a centre half to keep it at 5-0

[MrBass 2651]

15 minutes ago, Blastronaut said:

What the actual fuck? I just put the telly on at 32 minutes in. 😂

Aye, I got back 10 minutes late and we were 3-0 up.