Unai "Nee Baals" Emery's Beige Renaissance vs Eddie "Baals in a Wheelbarrow" Howe's UNSTOPPABLE Lunchtime Mags

[aimaad22 4086]

What was Murphy doing there ffs?

[Andrew 4713]

What the fuck is Murphy playing at trying to dribble out of our box?!

[Gemmill 44109]

I can see Miggy getting on for Murphy at half time. We could do with his running down the right.

[Chaser 1199]

Let's just get to half time. Awful this. 

[sammynb 3342]

Just now, Gemmill said:

I can see Miggy getting on for Murphy at half time. We could do with his running down the right.

 

This and Wilson for Gordon with Isak moving out to the left.

[Toonpack 9111]

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Murphy looks slow as shit today.

 

He's caused them way more bother than Gordon has tbh

[MrBass 2631]

Need Miggy’s running out there. 

[sammynb 3342]

Why can't the moron known as Proudfoot prounounce Trippier, it'ss not fucking Trippeyay

[Gemmill 44109]

Hope Burn's broke his nose and he goes off.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13762]

“You can see why Villa are on the run they’re on” aye because they go 1-0 up and have Buendía launch himself on the deck every 15 seconds  

[Renton 21052]

They're out-pressing us and out-shithousing us here.

[Toonpack 9111]

Very divey cunts these

[sammynb 3342]

TIME WASTING BEIGE CUNTS

[RobinRobin 11092]

Just now, Gemmill said:

Hope Burn's broke his nose and he goes off.

Given how long he's been down must be concussion. Oh he's fine now. 🙂 

[acrossthepond 866]

Is this the "game management" we keep hearing about? Bunch of cheats. 

[acrossthepond 866]

That said they've made us look incredibly ordinary. Get into 'em Eddie lad, this lot need a wake-up call. 

[LongTimeAdmirer 1235]

sub HC off for Wilson

[Andrew 4713]

And then when we restart the refs stood between burn taking the kick and bruno the closest player to him

 

Villa were the better side to start but they've had the ref in their pockets for the rest of the half.

[aimaad22 4086]

Over to you Eddie. I can see Miggy coming on soon.

[toonotl 2916]

Thoroughly outplayed so far. We'll have to change things second half and hopefully it can make the difference. We may see the same as last week. Wilson on for Murphy and put him upfront with Isak. Switch Gordon to the right. Willock to the left. Have to do something drastic that's for sure. Gordon's pace on the right should add a bit of support for Tripps too.

[ackas 311]

We havent been this shit since the first half last week

[Holden McGroin 6456]

Gemmils run ends here im afraid.

[Gemmill 44109]

1 minute ago, Holden McGroin said:

Gemmils run ends here im afraid.

 

Keep the faith, DICKHEAD!

[LongTimeAdmirer 1235]

On 12/04/2023 at 02:00, The Fish said:

Orrrrr, the stats reflect that Aston Villa have been overperforming, benefiting from worldies for and profligacy against. This is form.

Compare it to us, we're putting away roughly what you'd expect us to, and conceding roughly what you'd expect. This is class. 

 

Form is temporary, class is permanent.

  

On 09/04/2023 at 22:28, Gemmill said:

For those worrying about facing Nee Baals's Beige Brigade, I've looked at their last 7 games (where they've seemingly become world beaters) and our last 7 games. 

 

I've considered their xP (it's a thing, deal with it) compared to their actual points, and ours.  And I've applied a colour scale so you can see at a glance how close the performances have actually been to the results. Ignore the figures in the "Diff" column that are greyed out - I've not included negative figures (where the club has got fewer xP than actual points) to avoid the negatives messing with the colour scale. 

 

First thing to point out is that Villa are running 6.5 points ahead of expectation over the last 7 games.  Which is a canny bit and much higher than our 2.03, which basically all came from us mugging Brentford yesterday. 

 

Villa did the same against Chelsea - managing an xP of only 0.39 but running out 2-0 winners. Which btw, is the only time they played a "big" team in this recent run.  Compare that with us picking up 2.91 xP against Man United - basically a MURDER of a team better than any they've played recently.

 

In fact, all of our wins against everyone bar Brentford have been very convincing, as evidenced by the difference between xP and actual being really less than half a point for all of them.  

 

Anyway, hopefully you can see there's a lot more red on Villa's side than on ours.  In other words, Villa's results have been a lot less convincing than ours when you look behind the scoreline, and a few of them could quite easily have gone the other way - i.e. their form isn't as good as it looks.  Ours is.  Which is why they're getting fucking LACED next Saturday.  Get ready for ANOTHER relaxing win. 

 

 

 

 

Stat boys with another 

 

 

 

 

This is why @Diego21 is the king 

Edited April 15, 2023 by LongTimeAdmirer

[Diego21 2135]

I trust that this is like last day. A first part where we played horrible to let them trust and then a second where we traced them back.

 

P.D.Wilson IN.