Unai "Nee Baals" Emery's Beige Renaissance vs Eddie "Baals in a Wheelbarrow" Howe's UNSTOPPABLE Lunchtime Mags

[Monkeys Fist 42358]

3 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Going to piss my pants every day

[Monkeys Fist 42358]

11 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

🤣 🤣 🤣 I would love to see your search history for some of the stuff you post on here 

No search required- selfie. 

[Dougle 3329]

Thats a canny pair of lugs you have there mate

[thebrokendoll 9188]

https://www.villatalk.com/topic/24016-pre-match-thread-cup-final-3-of-10/#comments

 

a read of the match day thread on their forum is predominantly over confidence, some more cautious and fair smattering of comments from 'benny' halfwits like the one below.

would like to think we'll give them a hiding but I also think writing off their chances on the basis they're only beating shit teams is a little over optimistic. there's no doubt emery is doing a good job there, he took over a team in the shit under gerrard and has turned it round. he may have started from a higher base than us with bruce/howe but it's still a reasonable reflection of what happened here with a proper coach In charge. its actually a compliment to our owners that they had emery so high on their list of replacements for bruce, even if as it turns out he lacked the bollocks to take the job!   

disappointed not to see @The Fish over there fighting the good cause!

 

anyway.....

 

 

 

Edited April 10, 2023 by thebrokendoll

[RobinRobin 11258]

22 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

https://www.villatalk.com/topic/24016-pre-match-thread-cup-final-3-of-10/#comments

 

a read of the match day thread on their forum is predominantly over confidence, some more cautious and fair smattering of comments from 'benny' halfwits like the one below.

would like to think we'll give them a hiding but I also think writing off their chances on the basis they're only beating shit teams is a little over optimistic. there's no doubt emery is doing a good job there, he took over a team in the shit under gerrard and has turned it round. he may have started from a higher base than us with bruce/howe but it's still a reasonable reflection of what happened here with with a proper coach In charge. its actually a compliment to our owners that they had emery so high on their list of replacements for bruce, even if as it turns out he lacked the bollocks to take the job!   

disappointed not to see @The Fish over there fighting the good cause!

 

anyway.....

 

 

 

[MrBass 2651]

What the fuck is that blabbering idiot on about? Fuck me, there's clueless then there's this tosser.

[Monkeys Fist 42358]

It’s twice as funny if you read it as Barry from Auf Wiedersehen. 

[RobinRobin 11258]

3 minutes ago, MrBass said:

What the fuck is that blabbering idiot on about? Fuck me, there's clueless then there's this tosser.

[PaddockLad 17239]

28 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

https://www.villatalk.com/topic/24016-pre-match-thread-cup-final-3-of-10/#comments

 

a read of the match day thread on their forum is predominantly over confidence, some more cautious and fair smattering of comments from 'benny' halfwits like the one below.

would like to think we'll give them a hiding but I also think writing off their chances on the basis they're only beating shit teams is a little over optimistic. there's no doubt emery is doing a good job there, he took over a team in the shit under gerrard and has turned it round. he may have started from a higher base than us with bruce/howe but it's still a reasonable reflection of what happened here with a proper coach In charge. its actually a compliment to our owners that they had emery so high on their list of replacements for bruce, even if as it turns out he lacked the bollocks to take the job!   

disappointed not to see @The Fish over there fighting the good cause!

 

anyway.....

 

 

 

Think you’ll find @Gemmill is on upcoming match home supporter interaction/liaison duties with his shiny new table showing how we’re mint and they’re not  

[Howmanheyman 33104]

We'll need to be on it to get anything from the Man Yow of the West Midlands, a week's rest should be consideribloi enough.  

[RobinRobin 11258]

13 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Think you’ll find @Gemmill is on upcoming match home supporter interaction/liaison duties with his shiny new table showing how we’re mint and they’re not  

[spongebob toonpants 3993]

41 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Think you’ll find @Gemmill is on upcoming match home supporter interaction/liaison duties with his shiny new table showing how we’re mint and they’re not  

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13856]

11 hours ago, The Fish said:

They're also missing their pivotal DM and first choice Right Back. 

 

Since Emery took over, they're much improved, but our home form is ridiculous and their away form shouldn't be as good as it has been.

 

Aye, their away form isn’t too fantastic. Shame it’s at Villa Park

[Gemmill 44801]

2 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

https://www.villatalk.com/topic/24016-pre-match-thread-cup-final-3-of-10/#comments

 

a read of the match day thread on their forum is predominantly over confidence, some more cautious and fair smattering of comments from 'benny' halfwits like the one below.

would like to think we'll give them a hiding but I also think writing off their chances on the basis they're only beating shit teams is a little over optimistic. there's no doubt emery is doing a good job there, he took over a team in the shit under gerrard and has turned it round. he may have started from a higher base than us with bruce/howe but it's still a reasonable reflection of what happened here with a proper coach In charge. its actually a compliment to our owners that they had emery so high on their list of replacements for bruce, even if as it turns out he lacked the bollocks to take the job!   

disappointed not to see @The Fish over there fighting the good cause!

 

anyway.....

 

 

 

 

Fucking hell that post is bad enough, but if you read it in their accent it takes you to an entirely new dimension of shitness.

[Kitman 2204]

2 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

https://www.villatalk.com/topic/24016-pre-match-thread-cup-final-3-of-10/#comments

 

a read of the match day thread on their forum is predominantly over confidence, some more cautious and fair smattering of comments from 'benny' halfwits like the one below.

would like to think we'll give them a hiding but I also think writing off their chances on the basis they're only beating shit teams is a little over optimistic. there's no doubt emery is doing a good job there, he took over a team in the shit under gerrard and has turned it round. he may have started from a higher base than us with bruce/howe but it's still a reasonable reflection of what happened here with a proper coach In charge. its actually a compliment to our owners that they had emery so high on their list of replacements for bruce, even if as it turns out he lacked the bollocks to take the job!   

disappointed not to see @The Fish over there fighting the good cause!

 

anyway.....

 

 

 

This Villa supporter’s a radish

[ewerk 30542]

1 hour ago, RobinRobin said:

Gemmilled YP

[The Fish 10839]

From that site ;

 

 

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Newcastle has a pattern of losing when the opposition scores first and in the first half, especially if it's in the opening 15 minutes.

 

What pattern? We've only lost 3 games in the league   Twice against Liverpool and once against Man City. The home game against Liverpool, we went ahead. So in two games, against top sides, we've conceded before the 20 minute mark and then gone on to lose. That's not a pattern. 

 

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Newcastle seem to struggle away against the big sides. I cant see nothing but a Villa win here. 

Recently Lost to Man City, Liverpool recently all away. Lost the Cup Final away (Wembley) to Manchester United. 
Now up against an Aston Villa team in top form. 

 

This one made me laugh.

a) 'seem to struggle away against the big sides' Every team in the league struggles to beat top sides.... because they're top sides, at home.

b) Villa are not a big side

 

The more I read of that thread, the more I want to absolutely fucking smash these boring cunts.

[PaddockLad 17239]

3 minutes ago, The Fish said:

From that site ;

 

 

 

What pattern? We've only lost 3 games in the league   Twice against Liverpool and once against Man City. The home game against Liverpool, we went ahead. So in two games, against top sides, we've conceded before the 20 minute mark and then gone on to lose. That's not a pattern. 

 

 

This one made me laugh.

a) 'seem to struggle away against the big sides' Every team in the league struggles to beat top sides.... because they're top sides, at home.

b) Villa are not a big side

 

The more I read of that thread, the more I want to absolutely fucking smash these boring cunts.

Was it more or less frustrating to read than some of the posters on here?   

[The Fish 10839]

Just now, PaddockLad said:

Was it more or less frustrating to read than some of the posters on here?   

 

More. These cunts are trying to derive patterns with terrible analysis, you lot are just bumpkins trying your best.

 

 

 

[wykikitoon 20110]

12 minutes ago, The Fish said:

From that site ;

 

 

 

What pattern? We've only lost 3 games in the league   Twice against Liverpool and once against Man City. The home game against Liverpool, we went ahead. So in two games, against top sides, we've conceded before the 20 minute mark and then gone on to lose. That's not a pattern. 

 

 

This one made me laugh.

a) 'seem to struggle away against the big sides' Every team in the league struggles to beat top sides.... because they're top sides, at home.

b) Villa are not a big side

 

The more I read of that thread, the more I want to absolutely fucking smash these boring cunts.

Peaky Blinder Logic

[Howmanheyman 33104]

All they had to say was 'we're doing well, so are these but we're at home, we have a chance of beating them.' and you'd say fair enough for a partizan viewpoint but to make up made up patterns? MLF imaginary behaviour, marra, best leave that stuff to the experts. FTM.

[trophyshy 7083]

 

All oye see is a bostin’ win for the Villa. 

[Dr Gloom 21911]

Really hope we smash these twats. Their fans are competing with Man U and Liverpool at the biggest cunt awards.

[Monkeys Fist 42358]

Wor Yasir meeting the beige chairman.…

[Howmanheyman 33104]

 

"Who's your next messoiah? Mowhamsalad Salmon Sandwich? Lol. Do you get it, Malcolm? It's on moi new banner!"