thebrokendoll 10573 Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 hopefully this works, I've tried editing out the photos, twitter and youtube stuff. I've also changed alex hursts name too. anyway, a canny read from the athletic and probably what they should stick to rather than dabbling in middle east politics...... âMad Dogâ Tindall â and why heâs the âperfect balanceâ to Howe at Newcastle âIf that was fucking them!â Jason Tindall cries, incredulously pointing his finger at Peter Bankes, the fourth official, as another decision goes Manchester Cityâs way. When Isaac Hayden is booked, it is the assistant refereeâs turn to receive Tindallâs ire: âEvery fucking time!â It is December 19, 2021, and the Eddie Howe era is only seven games old. Already, his assistantâs vexed, sarcastic and impassioned touchline antics have enraptured Newcastle United fans. âIt must be terrifying when youâre the fourth official,â fat tory cunt said on True Faith. âTindall is an angry man.â Cue the birth of Jason âMad Dogâ Tindall, an epithet affectionately bestowed by that Newcastle fanzine. The nickname was even used during the clubâs in-house coverage of Decemberâs friendly against Al Hilal by Mark Allison, AKA âRun Geordie Runâ. Colleagues at Newcastleâs training ground sometimes jokingly call him âMad Dogâ, which Tindall finds amusing. He is unperturbed by external perceptions and revels in being the pantomime villain on matchday. Tindallâs technical-area conduct certainly warrants such a tag. A far-from-exhaustive register of this seasonâs exploits includes: Kicking the ball back onto the pitch at the Emirates to prevent Arsenal from taking a quick throw-in Receiving a yellow card for repeating that against Crystal Palace Attempting to convince the fourth official that Fulham had an extra player on the pitch (they didnât) Calling Nick Pope across when Bruno Guimaraes needed treatment, only for the goalkeeper to go down with a mysterious injury Pretending to talk to the fourth official as he listened to how Nottingham Forest were changing tactically, immediately relaying that information to Howe Being called into the refereeâs office at half-time at the City Ground Feisty exchanges with opposition coaches, such as Arteta, Marco Silva, Jurgen Klopp and Wolverhampton Wanderersâ backroom staff This is nothing new. Tindall was renowned for his pitchside antics at Bournemouth and, alongside his immaculate hair, tan and entrancing expressions in Newcastleâs post-victory photos, an impression has become established of him as merely being Howeâs agitator-in-chief. Yet that massively underplays Tindallâs significance to Howe over 15 years at Bournemouth (twice), Burnley and Newcastle. The 45-year-olds are ever-presents together in the technical area. They are, as Howe admits, a âpartnershipâ â and, while the head coach is the senior figure, his assistantâs importance stretches far beyond attempting to influence officials. Set pieces and defensive organisation are Tindallâs forte, while he is Howeâs training-ground lieutenant, a voice in recruitment, a go-between with the players, and even shares an office with his boss. He has also held a UEFA Pro Licence since 2016 and managed Bournemouth after Howe. âWeâre really different people,â Howe says of Tindall. âBut thereâs a force when we come together thatâs really powerful.â An EFL manager previously referred to them as the âboy bandâ. Now, they are the Premier Leagueâs odd couple. The Tindall-Howe collaboration was not inevitable. Long-term team-mates at Bournemouth â even a centre-back pairing â and only two weeks apart in age, there is an assumption they were always close. âWe didnât really have a relationship,â Howe said. Howe, an introvert, and Tindall, more extroverted, were not friends. They did not socialise together â they were part of separate dressing-room cliques â though they did get along. âThey are different personalities and that strikes you straightaway,â says Marc Pugh, who played under the duo at Bournemouth. âJason is outgoing, while Eddie is more reserved. But opposites can attract and they balance perfectly.â It was during their rare off-field conversations that Howe discovered a kindred spirit when it came to footballing values. They were both proponents of a high-pressing, high-intensity style, with a shared admiration for Arsene Wenger. âThey complement each other because theyâre different people but with the same goals and ideas,â Charlie Daniels, the former Bournemouth defender, says. âThey dovetail beautifully.â When chronic knee problems took hold, Tindall, like Howe, retired in his late twenties and was unexpectedly appointed as Weymouthâs player-manager in January 2007. Howe visited Tindall during his year-long stint at the south-coast club. It was not a social catch-up, but to watch how his former team-mate worked. It is also why, when Howe was thrust in at Bournemouth in December 2008 â with the club bottom of the EFL and seven points adrift â that he made a solitary demand: Tindall, already an assistant and set to be sacked, was kept on. This was a rookie manager following his instincts. Aged 29 and whose only previous experience was as a player-coach and academy coach, Howe did not have an established confidante to appoint. Interestingly, when the board told Howe he needed an assistant, he rejected their suggestions of an older coach. He did not see any benefit to being told to do things by someone just because that is how they had always done them. For example, Howe did not want an assistant who would tell him he could not improve a player in their thirties and sought someone who believed they could extract more, regardless of age. He also did not want a friend from his playing days. Howe did not want to be comfortable and have a mere follower alongside, he wanted to be challenged by someone of a similar age, with whom he could shape a footballing philosophy together. âIt was strange,â Howe said in Michael Calvinâs book Living on the Volcano. âI just sort of knew I wanted Jason to stay. I donât know why. I just thought, âYeah, Iâd like the chance to work with himâ.â By Howeâs admission, both are âstubbornâ and regularly in disagreement. Howe does not want âyes menâ and Graeme Jones, the assistant he inherited at Newcastle, is similarly outspoken. âJason and I are very different people,â Howe told The Coachesâ Voice. âI look at things negatively to get a positive response, whereas Jason is always positive and a real people person.â Their understanding has developed organically. They had limited resources at Bournemouth â regularly paying with their own money for a fitness coach, masseur or even pitches to train on â and simply had to pull together. Both accept they are âworkaholicsâ and that shared dedication sees them regularly spend 12-hour days at the training ground, or re-watching matches together immediately after returning from an away game. What started out as a âlevel partnershipâ has evolved into a more nuanced one. âJT is almost Eddieâs yin to his yang,â Shwan Jalal, the former Bournemouth player and now-Newcastleâs goalkeeper coach, told The Athletic in 2020. âThey are very different people and you need that. Jason will voice his opinion. They were regularly bickering.â Their shared competitive spirit adds an edge to training. At Bournemouth, they would occasionally manage teams against one another in training games, with the loser paying for dinner at an expensive restaurant. While they remain distinct characters, Howe and Tindall have become closer away from work and their families owned an executive box together at Dean Court. âYour No 2 needs to inspire you in some way,â Howe told Living on the Volcano. âIf there isnât positivity, youâre going to get friction in the relationship because youâre so close. I spend more time with Jason than I do my wife.â âTindall is that annoying git who youâd want to punch, but when heâs on your side, you just love him,â a director at a rival Premier League club says, speaking anonymously to protect relationships. âHeâs Newcastleâs resident wind-up merchant.â That was evident during the first match following Howeâs appointment; the head coach was absent with COVID-19, but Tindall did not temper his activity and Thomas Frank, the Brentford manager, shouted at him to âfuck offâ. Tindall spends games speaking to officials, as well as passing on instructions and organising, working in tandem with Howe. âWeâre definitely a partnership on matchday,â Howe said last month. âThatâs when Iâm doing certain things and Jason is doing others.â Although Tindall may appear over-emotional on the touchline, that is rarely the case. His task is a conscious one. Howe rarely sits down on the touchline, believing he is abandoning his players if he is not visible. During his formative days as a manager, Howe decided he did not want to be the coach who barked at officials. He wanted to focus on tactical and technical matters. Still, he recognised the value of having someone else speaking to referees and so Tindall, who was more naturally suited anyway, adopted that technical-area persona. âHe takes the pressure off Eddie,â Daniels says. âJason is an extreme example, but every club needs someone who speaks to the officials, so they notice things. Heâs there to get under the oppositionâs skin and he executes that perfectly.â Much of what Tindall does is premeditated. âWhile Eddie is cool and collected, Jason is vocal and animated,â says Pugh. âAs players, you always feel he has your back, heâs trying to help you.â This season, following Newcastle matches, Arsenal, Liverpool, Tottenham, Manchester United, as well as Newcastle themselves, have been charged by the FA with various alleged offences relating to failing to control their players or the behaviour of their backroom staff. At Bournemouth, this was a semi-regular occurrence. Manuel Pellegrini accused Tindall of spending âthe complete game with the referee trying to pressurise every decisionâ following a 2-2 draw with West Ham in October 2019. Howe responded that âJason is quite active on the touchlineâ but is âfairâ and âalways, in my opinion, acts within the laws of the gameâ. Sometimes, however, Tindall has been adjudged to have overstepped. In April 2015, he was given a two-match touchline suspension and fined ÂŁ3,000 for allegedly using abusive and/or insulting words and/or behaviour towards or in respect of a match official against Sheffield Wednesday. âI like to think I get on well with fourth officials,â Tindall told The Guardian in 2018. âI think Iâve got better with the way I approach them, being respectful. Thereâs been times as well, donât you worry about that, where Ed says, âGo on, get into them!â So itâs not all my own doing.â What is fascinating is that, aside from David Moyes and Paul Nevin at West Ham, there is no other coaching duo who are constantly prowl the touchline together. âItâs unique,â says Daniels. âThey work in harmony and as players it gives you a lift having both of them there. Jason tends to communicate more when it comes to defensive, off-the-ball work, whereas Eddie is more in-possession.â This is another remnant of their formative days, when both were inexperienced and trying to rescue Bournemouth. It has continued, though they do not discuss before matches which areas each of them will cover â they react to what they see and to each other, calling for a more-intense press or to switch the focus of an attack when necessary. âTheyâre always keen to pass on information,â Pugh says. âYou never feel alone or uncertain, you always know theyâre there.â As at Bournemouth, Tindall joining was a dealbreaker for Howe at Newcastle. âEddie craves familiarity,â a Bournemouth source says, speaking anonymously to protect relationships. âHe doesnât trust people easily but, once he does, he values them. Jase is the perfect example. Eddie knows Jase is integral.â Howe âdoesnât suffer foolsâ, a phrase he cites during conversations with people who accuse him of nepotism, adamant that he does not hand out jobs through patronage. âBut once he trusts you, he shows loyalty that is unique in this industry,â says the first-team source. That is why Tindall joined Howe in the directorsâ box at the Amex to watch Newcastleâs draw with Brighton, ahead of their appointment. Some of the discussions Howe held with the owners featured Tindall, as they explained how they would set about saving the team. During the 15 months that Howe was out of work, Tindall had succeeded him as Bournemouth manager, before becoming an assistant to Paul Heckingbottom at Sheffield United. Although Howe was surprised that Tindall continued at Dean Court, in hindsight, the experience gained by his assistant is viewed by the head coach as a positive. Just as they did at Bournemouth, Howe and Tindall share an office (with Jones). Individual player meetings are often conducted with both present. âNormally when youâre called in, youâll speak to both,â Daniels says. âEddie leads and then Jason has his say. They have different tones. Eddie makes a point, then Jason will reinforce it but in an entirely different way. âEddie is intense and clear, whereas Jason often puts it in more personable language. They pore over clips with you, one pointing out the positives and the other the negatives. âIt isnât quite good cop, bad cop, but they know how to get their message across collectively.â Newcastle players appreciate Tindall does not merely repeat Howeâs messages, as assistants can sometimes be prone to do. Nor does he âspeak for the sake of speakingâ, as a first-team source, speaking anonymously to protect their position, puts it. Tindall reiterates key points but also expands on what Howe has said. They are advocates of fine margins. At Bournemouth, Tindall consulted with supporters to improve the in-stadium atmosphere, helped choose pre-match music and it was his idea to change the colour of the goal nets in 2016-17 from red and black to white, in a bid to help the peripheral vision of the clubâs forwards. Although Howeâs man-management skills are a strength, he must keep a distance from the players. Tindall is the training-ground go-between, trying to make players feel comfortable and reporting back to Howe. Tindall is known for his organisation and for driving standards. âEddie is intense, focused and very on it all the time. Jason is more relaxed, more approachable and jokey, if still demanding,â says Daniels. âJason picks up on things and lets Eddie know. The players trust him â they have to because itâs the only way it can work.â âEddie is always on it and likes everyone to be focused on work,â Pugh says. âJason is just as driven but also knows when to have a laugh and to release the pressure valve. He gives off this relaxed mood but he has that same burning desire to win.â Privately, Howe and Tindall describe their relentless desire to improve players as an âaddictionâ. In League Two, they would work individually with different players to improve them, as they had no additional staff, and have continued that into the Premier League. âFinding players and seeing them develop is the part Iâve always loved most,â Tindall told the Daily Mail in 2021. During training, defensive organisation and set pieces are Tindallâs domain, even if he is involved in most sessions. Howe has always been hands-on but has learned to delegate more. âJason and Stephen Purches (the first-team coach) are huge on set pieces,â Daniels says. âJason does so much more than that, but his attention to detail on dead balls is phenomenal.â This season, Newcastle are first in the Premier League for shots (142) and expected goals (13.7) from attacking set pieces, while they have the second-best expected goals against (5.6) from defensive dead-ball situations. Newcastle's set-piece stats, 2022-23 SET-PIECE METRIC NEWCASTE UNITED PREMIER LEAGUE RANK Shots for 142 1st xG for 13.66 1st Goals 7 Joint-10th Set pieces as ratio of xG 0.32 2nd Shots conceded 67 5th-lowest xG against 5.59 2nd-lowest Goals conceded 5 5th-lowest Set pieces as ratio of xG against 0.22 7th-lowest Intriguingly, Tindall has also been involved in transfer discussions at Newcastle, being part of the informal committee alongside Howe and the British-based owners during their first January window. This is partly a legacy from Tindallâs time at Weymouth when he made contacts that Howe leaned upon at Bournemouth. Tindall conducted scouting, analysis and made transfer calls in the EFL. He has never stopped, even if he is less prominently involved in that domain now. âBefore I signed for Bournemouth, I was invited out for a meal with both Eddie and Jason,â Pugh says. âThey approached me as a team and they work as a team. Itâs always been that way.â The âconsistencyâ of his backroom staff is something Howe views as crucial to his success. âJason and the other coaches are massive in everything Newcastle do,â Daniels says. âHe is practically an extension of Eddie.â âJT sees a positive in every situation. Sometimes it is just the opposite of my personality, but I need that,â Howe said in 2021. âI need someone who sees the light, even in difficult moments because if I had someone who was very much like me, itâd be difficult.â Tindall is undoubtedly Newcastleâs âMad Dogâ, but he is also so much more than that. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12681 Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 Where's that from? Looks like some judicial editing by you if you're not the author. đ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37181 Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 You can't knock the absolute loyalty the athletic show to their mates for fan quotes, err, I mean Eddie shows to Tindall and the players. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 10573 Posted March 31, 2023 Author Share Posted March 31, 2023 4 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: You can't knock the absolute loyalty the athletic show to their mates for fan quotes, err, I mean Eddie shows to Tindall and the players. Â aye, completely agree with that mate, spoils an otherwise canny read. hurst's played a blinder in self promoting himself by buying truefaith and turning it in to vehicle for his podcasts with caulkin etc. shame, used to be a reasonable fanzine. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14825 Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 Of course âMad Dogâ came from Hurst and Co  Should have known because of the total lack of humour involved in yet another desperate attempt to start a meme across the fanbase to make up for their imposter syndrome 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37181 Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 I, along with my mates, affectionately nicknamed Benny Kristensen the Mad Chef after the character from the Muppet show but we weren't in a bromance with the local sports media so got no credit whatsoever, if only we'd licked John Gibson or Alan Oliver's arse? Sad. đ 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51264 Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 Rumour I heard was you tried licking Alan Oliver's arse, but were wide of the mark. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37181 Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 I first tried licking Doug Weatherall's arse but I couldn't see my way as the shadow was too big.  3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37181 Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 (edited) I tried licking Roger Tames arse but nookie bear kept getting in my way whilst Roger was shouting every cliche known to man into a microphone, it would've been hard for me to do but meat and drink for Roger. Edited March 31, 2023 by Howmanheyman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12681 Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 11 hours ago, Gemmill said: Rumour I heard was you tried licking Alan Oliver's arse, but were wide of the mark. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 3053 Posted April 2, 2023 Share Posted April 2, 2023  Yes, I posted this in another thread but I do not give a flying fuck. Absolutely buzzing!     Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10632 Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 Â 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45838 Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 Is that the side of the Percy?   Nice   1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3937 Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 That's mad dog fucked for the rest of the day if he drives past! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10632 Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45838 Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 Well baaallz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 19355 Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 Matty Targett? đ¤ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23966 Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 Fuckâs that supposed to be? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45838 Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 2 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: Fuckâs that supposed to be? The Mad Dog shopped one looks way better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3937 Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 Isn't it sam Fender last time he played at SJP? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45838 Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 5 minutes ago, sammynb said: Isn't it sam Fender last time he played at SJP? Looks nowt like him 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 10573 Posted September 28, 2023 Author Share Posted September 28, 2023 (edited) 10 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Is that the side of the Percy?   Nice    be ructions now mind. painting owt black and white on the side of that well known mackem stronghold.  Edited September 28, 2023 by thebrokendoll 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23349 Posted September 28, 2023 Share Posted September 28, 2023 Livramento? Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 3053 Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 Â Â Â Â Â Â 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7771 Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 It was a proper clothes line. Could have been a red on another day with another VAR official.  Tindall makes it all the more sweeter. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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