The ChatGPT Thread

[Christmas Tree 5053]

On 12/02/2025 at 16:48, Renton said:

 

Well I got the job! So am about to take a 20% pay cut, lose out on my bonus due next month (£10k, fucking timing) and begin my career again in the public sector. And I couldn't be happier.

Would not recommend working for a US company. 

Well done. Very pleased for you.

 

[Gemmill 49241]

Anyone tried Google Notebook LM? 

 

It's canny good. So that new music toy I bought the other day, I create a notebook, upload the user manual, and then give it the links to a load of YouTube videos and forum posts about how it works/tips and tricks etc. 

 

It consumes all of this in seconds, and now I can just ask it questions about things I don't know how to do, and it gives me an answer and cites its source. 

[ewerk 32821]

6 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I can just ask it questions about things I don't know how to do, and it gives me an answer and cites its source. 

 

'Hey google, how do I get my wife to stop sending me to bed at 6pm without my tea?'

[Gemmill 49241]

1 minute ago, ewerk said:

 

'Hey google, how do I get my wife to stop sending me to bed at 6pm without my tea?'

 

Or for you "How do I get my favourite pig to put out?" 

[ewerk 32821]

Don't worry, I have no problem getting your missus to put out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited Tuesday at 10:40 by ewerk

[Gemmill 49241]

Must be the hair horseshoe. 

[Gemmill 49241]

In case anyone's wondering what CT is up to, he's actually written a reworked version of Coolio's Gangsta Paradise. He's sent me the lyrics and asked me to produce a backing track for him. What do we think? 

 

---

Crypto Paradise

(To the tune of "Gangsta’s Paradise")

[Intro]
As I log into my wallet, I take a look at my gains,
I been trading so long, even bears know my name.
But I ain't never lost a dime to no paper hands,
Christmas Tree in the game with a diamond plan.

[Verse 1]
I really love Musk, got his tweets on alert,
When he says "Doge to the moon," man, I buy it first.
Ain't no FUD in my mind, ain't no fear, ain't no doubt,
When the market takes a dip, best believe I buy out.

I'm the king of DeFi, staking coins overnight,
Making APY so high, man, my ledger’s looking right.
Everybody HODL tight, watch the candle light up,
Bitcoin hit a new high, man, we never give up.

[Chorus]
Been spending most my life, living in a Crypto Paradise,
FOMO every night, ‘cause the profits feeling real nice.
Been spending most my life, living in a Crypto Paradise,
If you selling, that ain't right, HODL strong, don’t think twice.

[Verse 2]
Look at the gas fees, man, they making me cry,
But I just swapped some ETH, now I'm feeling so fly.
Flipped a meme coin at dawn, bought a Lambo by noon,
Now I’m chilling in the metaverse, flexing on Zoom.

See, I’m a blockchain believer, decentralized dreamer,
If you still using banks, man, I wouldn’t wanna be ya.
Got a cold wallet stack, never gettin’ hacked,
Regulators on my back, but they never getting jack.

[Bridge]
Tell me why—Musk tweets “X” and the charts go high?
And why—SEC tryna make my gains go dry?

[Chorus]
Been spending most my life, living in a Crypto Paradise,
Bear runs pass me by, but I’m still in it long-time.
Been spending most my life, living in a Crypto Paradise,
Bull runs got me hyped, taking profits feels so right.

[Outro]
Yeah, we riding these waves, yeah, we making that bread,
When the market's in flames, we just buy it instead.
Elon’s sending us up, Mars the next stop,
Christmas Tree cashing in, man, the grind don’t stop

 

@Christmas Tree

[Christmas Tree 5053]

9 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

In case anyone's wondering what CT is up to, he's actually written a reworked version of Coolio's Gangsta Paradise. He's sent me the lyrics and asked me to produce a backing track for him. What do we think? 

 

---

Crypto Paradise

(To the tune of "Gangsta’s Paradise")

[Intro]
As I log into my wallet, I take a look at my gains,
I been trading so long, even bears know my name.
But I ain't never lost a dime to no paper hands,
Christmas Tree in the game with a diamond plan.

[Verse 1]
I really love Musk, got his tweets on alert,
When he says "Doge to the moon," man, I buy it first.
Ain't no FUD in my mind, ain't no fear, ain't no doubt,
When the market takes a dip, best believe I buy out.

I'm the king of DeFi, staking coins overnight,
Making APY so high, man, my ledger’s looking right.
Everybody HODL tight, watch the candle light up,
Bitcoin hit a new high, man, we never give up.

[Chorus]
Been spending most my life, living in a Crypto Paradise,
FOMO every night, ‘cause the profits feeling real nice.
Been spending most my life, living in a Crypto Paradise,
If you selling, that ain't right, HODL strong, don’t think twice.

[Verse 2]
Look at the gas fees, man, they making me cry,
But I just swapped some ETH, now I'm feeling so fly.
Flipped a meme coin at dawn, bought a Lambo by noon,
Now I’m chilling in the metaverse, flexing on Zoom.

See, I’m a blockchain believer, decentralized dreamer,
If you still using banks, man, I wouldn’t wanna be ya.
Got a cold wallet stack, never gettin’ hacked,
Regulators on my back, but they never getting jack.

[Bridge]
Tell me why—Musk tweets “X” and the charts go high?
And why—SEC tryna make my gains go dry?

[Chorus]
Been spending most my life, living in a Crypto Paradise,
Bear runs pass me by, but I’m still in it long-time.
Been spending most my life, living in a Crypto Paradise,
Bull runs got me hyped, taking profits feels so right.

[Outro]
Yeah, we riding these waves, yeah, we making that bread,
When the market's in flames, we just buy it instead.
Elon’s sending us up, Mars the next stop,
Christmas Tree cashing in, man, the grind don’t stop

 

@Christmas Tree

 

 

Got a lot of  obscure keywords in there that will make no sense to anyone but a crypto bro 

 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4217]

I just used chatgpt for the first time today to answer job application questions.

[RobinRobin 12325]

13 hours ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

I just used chatgpt for the first time today to answer job application questions.