Renton 22965 Posted Thursday at 08:50 Share Posted Thursday at 08:50 You can't expect ChatGPT to do all the work. You have to do some yourselves otherwise it becomes incomprehensible. Here's my wykiki effort, although the simplicity of ewerk's wins the day for me. Nice boots by the way Wykiki. A bit random like. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 21963 Posted Thursday at 08:57 Share Posted Thursday at 08:57 Fuck me My mornings fucked now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 48129 Posted Thursday at 09:13 Author Share Posted Thursday at 09:13 I like the wife's jeankini. Very fashion forward household by the look of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4979 Posted Thursday at 09:21 Share Posted Thursday at 09:21 Why’s everyone giving @Gemmill a full head of hair, pretty sure he’s a smooth top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22965 Posted Thursday at 09:23 Share Posted Thursday at 09:23 1 minute ago, Christmas Tree said: Why’s everyone giving @Gemmill a full head of hair, pretty sure he’s a smooth top I've tried making him balder. ChatGPT just won't have it. It gives everyone beards too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 48129 Posted Thursday at 09:23 Author Share Posted Thursday at 09:23 Fully shaved head at the minute aye. There's enough there for me to be one of those baldness deniers who constructs a sort of hairstyle but it would be patchy as fuck. Not for me, that game. There'll be lads on here playing that game though. Not a doubt in my mind. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 48129 Posted Thursday at 09:26 Author Share Posted Thursday at 09:26 First draft of wykiki, he came with just a tache (probably accurate), and his wife looked like she was auditioning to be in the thriller video. No sign of Wilson either. Replaced by floating NUFC crests. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4979 Posted Thursday at 09:36 Share Posted Thursday at 09:36 12 minutes ago, Renton said: I've tried making him balder. ChatGPT just won't have it. It gives everyone beards too. Just ask for Duncan Goodhew and you’ll be fine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4525 Posted Thursday at 11:13 Share Posted Thursday at 11:13 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: First draft of wykiki, he came with just a tache (probably accurate), and his wife looked like she was auditioning to be in the thriller video. No sign of Wilson either. Replaced by floating NUFC crests. Canny bangers on his lass 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 32093 Posted Thursday at 12:01 Share Posted Thursday at 12:01 2 hours ago, Gemmill said: Did you ask Chat GPT for ‘Joey Barton gets outraged at the sight of a woman on Football Focus’? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22965 Posted Thursday at 12:13 Share Posted Thursday at 12:13 11 minutes ago, ewerk said: Did you ask Chat GPT for ‘Joey Barton gets outraged at the sight of a woman on Football Focus’? That would explain the hybrid Newcastle/Man City top! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 32093 Posted Thursday at 15:43 Share Posted Thursday at 15:43 Well done lads, you’ve fucked it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 48129 Posted Thursday at 15:44 Author Share Posted Thursday at 15:44 Aye it was down for me earlier. I was desperate to make my PL meets tbd masterpiece but was kept waiting. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22965 Posted Thursday at 15:53 Share Posted Thursday at 15:53 7 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Aye it was down for me earlier. I was desperate to make my PL meets tbd masterpiece but was kept waiting. I had a great one of MF's wagon blowing over in the wind scattering dismembered corpses, but it crashed (ChatGPT I mean, not the lorry). I reckon it just couldn't cope with my epic bantz. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 32093 Posted Thursday at 16:02 Share Posted Thursday at 16:02 17 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Aye it was down for me earlier. I was desperate to make my PL meets tbd masterpiece but was kept waiting. Some things are worth waiting for. That wasn’t one of them. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22965 Posted Friday at 10:30 Share Posted Friday at 10:30 So, a serious post. I've just been playing about with this for, you know, my actual work. So part of my job is to do in depth critical appraisal of medical literature. Usually this takes me 1 to 2 hours per paper. I just uploaded a paper I am very familiar with. It has done in 30 seconds what it would take me to do in 2 hours. And it has done a superb job, even spotted some things I missed (but missed some thing I spotted also, for balance). I feel both excited and terrified by this. On the one hand, this can save me a lot of effort and even more time for making funny pictures. On the other, it's potentially massively deskilling and I can see it leading to mass redundancies, very quickly. The thing is, I have 20 years experience contextualising this stuff, I genuinely think my knowledge and experience is crucial for applying the work of ChatGPT to the bigger picture. Very few people and none of the kids I work with have this skillset, and CHatGPT is already FAR superior to them in this specific task, as well as being x500 faster, I am already questioning their utility. But also, I'm expensive and my American employers know the price of everything and the value of nothing. A familiar story and scary as fuck. Honestly, if it can already operate at this level in such a niche subject, I don't know where the future jobs are coming from. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 48129 Posted Saturday at 14:00 Author Share Posted Saturday at 14:00 @AlexI didn't want you feeling left out so here you go. I asked for a scene with a white Chuck D recovering from a hangover (with a wooly hat on, your famous hangover cure). I asked for the Border Terrier and for your wife to be a "white version of Flavor Flav" just to continue the theme. She's annoyed that you're hungover, as per the brief. This is what I got, and when I asked for it to make your face clean shaven, you retained the beard AND your wife turned black, so this is as good as it gets. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 36085 Posted Saturday at 21:37 Share Posted Saturday at 21:37 7 hours ago, Gemmill said: @AlexI didn't want you feeling left out so here you go. I asked for a scene with a white Chuck D recovering from a hangover (with a wooly hat on, your famous hangover cure). I asked for the Border Terrier and for your wife to be a "white version of Flavor Flav" just to continue the theme. She's annoyed that you're hungover, as per the brief. This is what I got, and when I asked for it to make your face clean shaven, you retained the beard AND your wife turned black, so this is as good as it gets. Shitbag aka Griffin is a Parsons/Lakeland terrier cross. Spot on otherwise 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44105 Posted Saturday at 21:42 Share Posted Saturday at 21:42 For an AI bloke, that lad is the absolute image of my brother’s mate. It’s quite spooky tbh. Here’s a fannied on with pic of him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15967 Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago I see a Chinese AI is causing mass panic among the American tech bros. As much as it really doesn't help artists and writers if the tech itself gets cheaper and more widely available, it'll still be quite funny to see these self-proclaimed visionaries and innovators realise that, when your entire business model is based on stealing stuff that other people have created, guess what - anyone else can steal it too. 🤯 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22965 Posted 3 hours ago Share Posted 3 hours ago 1 hour ago, Meenzer said: I see a Chinese AI is causing mass panic among the American tech bros. As much as it really doesn't help artists and writers if the tech itself gets cheaper and more widely available, it'll still be quite funny to see these self-proclaimed visionaries and innovators realise that, when your entire business model is based on stealing stuff that other people have created, guess what - anyone else can steal it too. 🤯 "There once were some tech bros so sly, Who’d “borrow” ideas on the fly, But their cries turned obscene, When outsmarted by Beijing, Oh, the irony—they can't deny!" So I pointed out to my new "work colleague" that obscene and Beijing don't actually rhyme, to which it agreed, and then went in the huff? ChatGPT? Chatthickcunt more like* *It's reading this, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 48129 Posted 3 hours ago Author Share Posted 3 hours ago only a matter of time before you gaffer tape an ipad to your face and insist that your wife and kids type all questions into the chat GPT window for initial triage. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15967 Posted 3 hours ago Share Posted 3 hours ago Live footage from Front Street: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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