Sexy Eddie's The REAL United vs The Bald Fraud's Moonface-Free Manchester Team

[wykikitoon 20112]

Rashford  get up you soft cunt

[toonotl 2977]

ManU blatantly trying to get Burn booked.

[Gemmill 44804]

Neville thinks the ref's doing a good job letting all of Man United's fouls go.

 

[wykikitoon 20112]

Ten Slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag crying like a pussy

[wykikitoon 20112]

This is when ASM annoys me.  They have possession near him and he does fuck all.

[OTF 7295]

Have a sook Rashford, you tried to cheat by initiating contact and it didn't work. Now you have to sheepishly put your shoe back on. You can't shield a ball that you don't have possession of.

[LongTimeAdmirer 1256]

talking to the ref a lot arent they

[OTF 7295]

1 minute ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

talking to the ref a lot arent they

And we're finally getting some calls that have been going the other way earlier.

[wykikitoon 20112]

That lino is a bit of a fat cunt

[LongTimeAdmirer 1256]

didnt even realise mctomminay was playing until now

[wykikitoon 20112]

Cracking challenge by Burn

[OTF 7295]

Murphy's had great confidence since coming back into the side.

[wykikitoon 20112]

Fucking hell Longy.

[wykikitoon 20112]

ASM is a Tory Party Member.  He makes out as if he's working back and grafting and he literally does FUCK all.  Just runs near the player with the ball.

[OTF 7295]

1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

Fucking hell Longy.

Shocker and took way too long to attempt it.

[toonotl 2977]

Fernandes is the biggest bitch in the ManU team which is a massive achievement.

[wykikitoon 20112]

PUT THE PLAYER UNDER FUCKING PRESSURE

[wykikitoon 20112]

Great effort by Longy

[OTF 7295]

1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

ASM is a Tory Party Member.  He makes out as if he's working back and grafting and he literally does FUCK all.  Just runs near the player with the ball.

 

That's an improvement from what he would have done pre-Howe.

[toonotl 2977]

Unlucky Longstaff. So unlucky. That looked like it was going straight in the top corner.

[OTF 7295]

Dalot shitting himself ala big nose playing away from home Walker when ASM was running at him. More of that please.

[wykikitoon 20112]

Willock.  Mate, you need to have extra shooting lessons.

ASM why didn't he have a go himself?

[Dr Gloom 21912]

So unlucky Longstaff. Sweet strike and would have been a lush team goal with great work from Botman and ASM in the buildup. 
 

how the fuck are we not at least one up here?

[Gemmill 44804]

Willock ffs man. Has to score. 

[OTF 7295]

1 minute ago, toonotl said:

Unlucky Longstaff. So unlucky. That looked like it was going straight in the top corner.

 

Perfectly weighted pass for him too, unlucky would have been a beauty.