Sexy Eddie's The REAL United vs The Bald Fraud's Moonface-Free Manchester Team

[wykikitoon 22872]

Cracking challenge by Burn

[OTF 8418]

Murphy's had great confidence since coming back into the side.

[wykikitoon 22872]

Fucking hell Longy.

[wykikitoon 22872]

ASM is a Tory Party Member.  He makes out as if he's working back and grafting and he literally does FUCK all.  Just runs near the player with the ball.

[OTF 8418]

1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

Fucking hell Longy.

Shocker and took way too long to attempt it.

[toonotl 3431]

Fernandes is the biggest bitch in the ManU team which is a massive achievement.

[wykikitoon 22872]

PUT THE PLAYER UNDER FUCKING PRESSURE

[wykikitoon 22872]

Great effort by Longy

[OTF 8418]

1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

ASM is a Tory Party Member.  He makes out as if he's working back and grafting and he literally does FUCK all.  Just runs near the player with the ball.

 

That's an improvement from what he would have done pre-Howe.

[toonotl 3431]

Unlucky Longstaff. So unlucky. That looked like it was going straight in the top corner.

[OTF 8418]

Dalot shitting himself ala big nose playing away from home Walker when ASM was running at him. More of that please.

[wykikitoon 22872]

Willock.  Mate, you need to have extra shooting lessons.

ASM why didn't he have a go himself?

[Dr Gloom 23642]

So unlucky Longstaff. Sweet strike and would have been a lush team goal with great work from Botman and ASM in the buildup. 
 

how the fuck are we not at least one up here?

[Gemmill 49968]

Willock ffs man. Has to score. 

[OTF 8418]

1 minute ago, toonotl said:

Unlucky Longstaff. So unlucky. That looked like it was going straight in the top corner.

 

Perfectly weighted pass for him too, unlucky would have been a beauty. 

[Dr Gloom 23642]

Willock man

[toonotl 3431]

Come on man. We've gotta take these chances. Poor from Willock.

[wykikitoon 22872]

We should be 2-0 up.  This will bite us in the arse.

[OTF 8418]

Just now, Gemmill said:

Willock ffs man. Has to score. 

Should have two.

[Howay 12496]

Absolutely fucking disgraceful by Willock that, you have to hit the fucking target there man. We are screaming out for quality in the summer like there’s zero excuse there to not hit the target 

[Dr Gloom 23642]

Just now, Gemmill said:

Willock ffs man. Has to score. 

You’ve got to hit the target from tnere 

[aimaad22 4690]

You just know we will regret missing these chances. 

[OTF 8418]

Lol at Isak after that miss

[Gemmill 49968]

Antony makes Gordon look like Brad Pitt. 

[Toonpack 11366]

Clinical is a word missing from our vocabulary