Sexy Eddie's The REAL United vs The Bald Fraud's Moonface-Free Manchester Team

[wykikitoon 20112]

Well some doping cunt just won my fave one day cycle race. Lets smash these filthy Lancashire MANC CUNTS

[Dr Gloom 21912]

I’m surprised Joelinton isn’t starting. Big show of faith in ASM. Hope he delivers 

[Howay 12496]

48 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Are his fucking polo neck jumpers part of the mind games too, do you think? Or is that also just because he's a giant cunt?

 

If I was Howe and was getting asked about Ten Hag's comments, I'd find it very hard not to say "Has he delivered his latest fucking tedious lecture on all things Newcastle, has he? What is it this time? The mayonnaise chip-dipping bald spenk."

 

Although no doubt the press would insist that Ten Hag had "won the mind games".

He’s a man who would willingly have a bowl cut if he could grow hair, and definitely wears flared acid wash jeans. No one should listen to Ten Hag on any topic he’s a total lunatic. 

[wykikitoon 20112]

They're going to talk about Isak after the break.

They do know Man Utd are playing?  Usually its talk of them cunts until kick off then they realise another team is playing.

[wykikitoon 20112]

Prediction.

We will want ASM off by HT.

[Gemmill 44804]

Prediction.

 

Dalot will have his shorts on back to front by half time. ASM carried off the pitch on a sedan chair.

[Dr Gloom 21912]

We get an early goal and we can do these I reckon. If they then have to come out and give it a go we have the players to hurt them on the break

Edited April 2, 2023 by Dr Gloom

[PaddockLad 17240]

47 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

I think they were guessing 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Gemmill 44804]

That graphic of Weghorst that Sky use.

 

Looks like something off Beetlejuice.

[wykikitoon 20112]

Martin Tyler 'And its live' Patter is fucking vomit inducing 

[Dr Gloom 21912]

Of course fucking Neville is commentating 

[aimaad22 4156]

Right then. Let's stuff these lads. 

[Dr Gloom 21912]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

Martin Tyler 'And its live' Patter is fucking vomit inducing 

he needs putting out to pasture 

[aimaad22 4156]

 

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

Of course fucking Neville is commentating 

 Oof. Drury on duty here

[aimaad22 4156]

4 minutes ago, aimaad22 said:

 

 Oof. Drury on duty here

 Nice to see him promptly acknowledge there are 2 Uniteds involved here. 

[Gemmill 44804]

Willockinho back at it.

[wykikitoon 20112]

More composure needed there.

Started well

[wykikitoon 20112]

Oi Ten CUNT, Tell that rat faced bastard in net not to time waste

[aimaad22 4156]

Ah Longstaff man could have done better. Decent start. Willock and Isak look up for it already. 

[OTF 7295]

Sickeningly manure favouring commentary here.

 

Great stuff Isak pushing it across, Longstaff actually positioned himself well with that first touch but then skuffed the volley.

[wykikitoon 20112]

Martinez is a dirty sly cunt

[OTF 7295]

Spot a push from us but not Fernandes kicking Isak in the chest. 

[Gemmill 44804]

Is Martinez's hairdresser a Cherokee? I've seen nowt like it.

[Gemmill 44804]

Ten Hag's team time wasting. The fucking slap head.

[wykikitoon 20112]

Fuck off De Gea.  Neville 'He's taking the sting out of the game'

If that was Pope he would be going ape shite.