Sexy Eddie's The REAL United vs The Bald Fraud's Moonface-Free Manchester Team

[Howay 12496]

Believe what you want but we bought Gordon and are targeting another winger in the summer, there’s no plans in the long term for ASM seemingly in the squad or at the very least first 11. We’ve been miles better this season while he was out which isn’t a shock, last match he was fucking dreadful and deserved subbed off the hamstring shite was clearly to save face given just how bad he was. 

[wykikitoon 20112]

ASM is gone in the summer.  Most Def

[LongTimeAdmirer 1256]

6 minutes ago, Howay said:

Believe what you want but we bought Gordon and are targeting another winger in the summer, there’s no plans in the long term for ASM seemingly in the squad or at the very least first 11. We’ve been miles better this season while he was out which isn’t a shock, last match he was fucking dreadful and deserved subbed off the hamstring shite was clearly to save face given just how bad he was. 

 

 

 

He's going nowhere and the HC will be shipped out quietly through the back door

 

 

 

Edited April 2, 2023 by LongTimeAdmirer

[wykikitoon 20112]

Fuck off you biased cunt 

 

 

[trooper 940]

2 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Fuck off you biased cunt 

 

 

I luv United me, what a shit bag

[thebrokendoll 9188]

11 minutes ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

 

 

 

He's going nowhere and the HC will be shipped out quietly through the back door

 

 

 

 

it's impossible to have anything other than total respect for longtimeadmirer's lonely but resolute crusade on this!   

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Quick off topic.

 

Who was the young kid, I think at Everton (a few years back) who was hailed as the next Rooney?

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

1 minute ago, Christmas Tree said:

Quick off topic.

 

Who was the young kid, I think at Everton (a few years back) who was hailed as the next Rooney?

Called Wayne, I think. 
Went to Manure. 

[wykikitoon 20112]

2 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Quick off topic.

 

Who was the young kid, I think at Everton (a few years back) who was hailed as the next Rooney?

[ewerk 30545]

41 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Quick off topic.

 

Who was the young kid, I think at Everton (a few years back) who was hailed as the next Rooney?

Dixie Dean.

[ewerk 30545]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

ASM is gone in the summer.  Most Def

[Holden McGroin 6581]

I think we’ll win xG 2-1 but actual result will be 1-1. 

[Gemmill 44804]

53 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Quick off topic.

 

Who was the young kid, I think at Everton (a few years back) who was hailed as the next Rooney?

Ross Barkley?

[Dr Gloom 21912]

53 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Quick off topic.

 

Who was the young kid, I think at Everton (a few years back) who was hailed as the next Rooney?

Barkley?

[Renton 21569]

I'm not easily bothered by opposition managers  but this Dutch cunt is something else. Hope we beat them 5 nowt with the ball only being in play 10% of the match. 

Edited April 2, 2023 by Renton

[Christmas Tree 4725]

6 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Ross Barkley?

Well fucking done. Saved the day in Trentville 

[Christmas Tree 4725]

7 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Barkley?

Fucking copycat 

[Gemmill 44804]

Are his fucking polo neck jumpers part of the mind games too, do you think? Or is that also just because he's a giant cunt?

 

If I was Howe and was getting asked about Ten Hag's comments, I'd find it very hard not to say "Has he delivered his latest fucking tedious lecture on all things Newcastle, has he? What is it this time? The mayonnaise chip-dipping bald spenk."

 

Although no doubt the press would insist that Ten Hag had "won the mind games".

[Christmas Tree 4725]

11 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Ross Barkley?

Just a shame I’ve totally forgotten why I was bringing him up in pub conversation in the first place  

[LongTimeAdmirer 1256]

 

 

Eddie

 

 

 

 

 

[PaddockLad 17240]

[wykikitoon 20112]

Just now, LongTimeAdmirer said:

 

 

Eddie

 

 

 

 

 

Me likes

[Gemmill 44804]

20 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Just a shame I’ve totally forgotten why I was bringing him up in pub conversation in the first place  

 

Were you giving people a list of your "ones to watch" for season 23/24?

Edited April 2, 2023 by Gemmill

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

32 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Although no doubt the press would insist that Ten Hag had "won the mind games".

Not a chance. 
I like seeing Eddie’s brief smirk whenever he’s asked about this whopper’s comments. 
 

Rent free, and he knows it 

[Polarboy 2311]

32 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Are his fucking polo neck jumpers part of the mind games too, do you think? Or is that also just because he's a giant cunt?

 

If I was Howe and was getting asked about Ten Hag's comments, I'd find it very hard not to say "Has he delivered his latest fucking tedious lecture on all things Newcastle, has he? What is it this time? The mayonnaise chip-dipping bald spenk."

 

Although no doubt the press would insist that Ten Hag had "won the mind games".

 

The polo necks are all part of the nob head aesthetic. Bald head, foreskin etc.