Sexy Eddie's The REAL United vs The Bald Fraud's Moonface-Free Manchester Team

[wykikitoon 22875]

23 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

 

Who makes his shoes, fucking Morphy Richards? He's got a pair of steam irons on his feet, the fucking helmet.

 

Also the less said about his baggy jodhpurs, the better.

I'm fucking crying 

[trophyshy 7332]

They look like toddler shoes. 😂

[Dr Gloom 23642]

2 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

They look like toddler shoes. 😂

Toddler shoes are called cruisers, which sounds appropriate in ETH’s case. 

[Monkeys Fist 45149]

Beigeman. 
 

How long til he ends up at Villa? 

[wykikitoon 22875]

3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Beigeman. 
 

How long til he ends up at Villa? 

 

Villa have a better manager at the moment 

[ackas 311]

13 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

 

This seems to be causing the twitter fan base of the red mancs to go into meltdown

They think we did it because we beat them

Same with applauding the fans after the game

Fucking self obsessed wankers

 

 

[Howmanheyman 36598]

2 hours ago, Christmas Tree said:

Well what a fucking belter of a game that was. I tried to get a chorus of “you’ve seen United now fuck off home going”, but to no avail.

 

One of the best atmospheres in a while with constant singing that’s left my voice well and truly fucked.

 

Arrived in the ground about an hour early (east stand / Leazes corner) and rather than heading straight for the chicken nuggets, chips and curry sauce, decided to go walkabout and see who was being interviewed on the opposite touchline. ‘‘Twas Shola with his lovely big grin.

 

Walked a bit further and stood directly above the dugouts as our lads came out to warm up. Brilliant to see them so close up. Looked behind me and there was chicken nonce on one side and Caulkin on the other. Was just about to have a seat in the press seats with a spare sky sports mic, but got moved along by an eagle eyed steward.

 

Also had a weird toilet experience. Went for a slash and vape in the cubicle and was pissing like a racing horse. A very long time passed and I was still hearing the piss pound into the basin. Eventually curiosity got the better of me and I looked downwards to discover that the “noise” was actually the toilet leaking and I’d long finished  

 

Anyway, brilliant game, could have been 5 or 6, ASM did not disappoint and Eddie got everything right.

 

God, where we could have been if not for our wobble.

 

Didn't have personal bladder stream, used toilet's instead. 

[Monkeys Fist 45149]

 

I’ll be sprinkling the comments on my chips later. 

[Monkeys Fist 45149]

Shearer letting the side down here, numerous times. 
 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65156009

 

 

[Toonpack 11366]

God! I hate that game, objectively we absolutely bossed it and were never in any real danger, but every time a red shirted bastard had the ball my head went "here's the goal", it's going to take a LONG time to get over that feeling of inevitable doom against certain teams !!! Even at 2-0 in the final minutes I couldn't even stop it !!!

 

Bottom line, we are definitively a really REALLY good team and how tremendous was it to have substitutions available that could actually change the game (if needed) without a likely drop off of performance.

 

Loved it (but also hated it).

[Renton 23678]

4 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

God! I hate that game, objectively we absolutely bossed it and were never in any real danger, but every time a red shirted bastard had the ball my head went "here's the goal", it's going to take a LONG time to get over that feeling of inevitable doom against certain teams !!! Even at 2-0 in the final minutes I couldn't even stop it !!!

 

Bottom line, we are definitively a really REALLY good team and how tremendous was it to have substitutions available that could actually change the game (if needed) without a likely drop off of performance.

 

Loved it (but also hated it).

 

I was exactly the same like. Completely irrational, we fucking hammered them nearly the whole match, but I couldn't just enjoy it. 

 

We are a fortress again at home mind. Only lost to Liverpool which was a bit of a freak game tbh. I reckon we can get a 100% record for our remaining home fixtures. Looking forward to Spurs. 

[thebrokendoll 10276]

15 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

 

 

 

 

@ackas comments on the the photo you posted last night...

This seems to be causing the twitter fan base of the red mancs to go into meltdown

They think we did it because we beat them

Same with applauding the fans after the game

Fucking self obsessed wankers

 

some hoot on red cafe posted this marvellous bit of photoshopping...

 

 

i think the mackems (and so it would seem, the mancs) refer to these photos as 'cringe'

 

we've doing them for over a year now, a year in which eddie howe has taken us from bottom of the premier league, to comfortably avoiding relegation, to a cup final, to third in the premier league with the very real possibility of a european campaign next season.

we have a team spirit at the club which i would imagine must be envied by 99% of managers throughout the entire football league. a ground which is sold out long in advance of every home game with thousands more unable to get in.

 

aye, it's cringe alright...... long may it fucking continue.

Edited April 3, 2023 by thebrokendoll

[Dr Gloom 23642]

44 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Shearer letting the side down here, numerous times. 
 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65156009

 

 

 

that'll be the ghost-writer/editor 

[Gemmill 49969]

The point about having subs that can change the game. The mad thing is that's mostly only really happened cos of the quality of coaching.

 

Longstaff being borderline undroppable for instance which means Joelinton can't get a start. And who 18 months ago would have called Joelinton someone who could come on and make a difference.

 

Similarly Murphy is now good enough to start which keeps new £40m signing Gordon as an option off the bench.

 

It's ridiculous stuff from Howe and the coaching staff. Howe is the true Minister for Levelling Up.

[ackas 311]

4 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

The point about having subs that can change the game. The mad thing is that's mostly only really happened cos of the quality of coaching.

 

Longstaff being borderline undroppable for instance which means Joelinton can't get a start. And who 18 months ago would have called Joelinton someone who could come on and make a difference.

 

Similarly Murphy is now good enough to start which keeps new £40m signing Gordon as an option off the bench.

 

It's ridiculous stuff from Howe and the coaching staff. Howe is the true Minister for Levelling Up.

 

He's got me believing that he can turn Maxi into a consistent threat and contributor every game, rather than the Shola-esque delivery of performance that we have had in the past.

 

[wykikitoon 22875]

Longstaff yesterday was mint IMO.  He grafted his fucking bollocks off and was miles better than McCunty.  Yet we are supposedly after him?

[Dr Gloom 23642]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

Longstaff yesterday was mint IMO.  He grafted his fucking bollocks off and was miles better than McCunty.  Yet we are supposedly after him?

 

howe could get mct playing like longsttaff though tbf

[Dr Gloom 23642]

 

mumbling, stuttering little fuck

[wykikitoon 22875]

11 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

howe could get mct playing like longsttaff though tbf

 

It's just what cost would he be?

[wykikitoon 22875]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

mumbling, stuttering little fuck

Has his mam burnt the other side of his face with the iron or summit?  Silly cunt.

[Meenzer 16446]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

Has his mam burnt the other side of his face with the iron or summit?  Silly cunt.

 

Scorch marks from licking Ten Hag's Tefal boots.

[Sonatine 11919]

5 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

mumbling, stuttering little fuck

 

[Monkeys Fist 45149]

38 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

that'll be the ghost-writer/editor 

Then he/she wants sacking, or at the very least, a good shoeing from Mr. Shearer for smearing shit on his good name. 

[Dr Gloom 23642]

31 minutes ago, ackas said:

 

He's got me believing that he can turn Maxi into a consistent threat and contributor every game, rather than the Shola-esque delivery of performance that we have had in the past.

 

I wouldn’t believing but there is hope when you look at how he has transformed other players we had previously written off 

[Dr Gloom 23642]

Is everyone else still bouncing after yesterday’s result btw? 
 

after all these years, football still has a magic power to influence my mood like nothing else.

Imagine if we’d won the cup final…