Sexy Eddie's The REAL United vs The Bald Fraud's Moonface-Free Manchester Team

[RobinRobin 11258]

7 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

“sometimes you make subs and it goes baldy”  

FYP 

[Gemmill 44804]

Enjoyed Danny Murphy dismantling Ten Hag's tactics on MOTD2 while Shearer just sat there with a big grin on his face.

[Gemmill 44804]

Shearer not mincing his words about Southgate:

 

Instead of picking players who either aren't playing, or aren't performing, he needs to get himself to SJP to see some of the English lads that are playing there.

[wykikitoon 20112]

38 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Shearer not mincing his words about Southgate:

 

Instead of picking players who either aren't playing, or aren't performing, he needs to get himself to SJP to see some of the English lads that are playing there.

What he meant to say was 'instead of picking his mates who keep his hoop clean and telling him he's ace at sudoko, he should fuck off and let someone with talent do the job otherwise he's gonna end up like Martinez' 

[PaddockLad 17240]

UNITED

[PaddockLad 17240]

UNITED 

 

(if I didn’t know better I’d strongly suspect  that the lad singing here is @thebrokendoll  ) 

[wykikitoon 20112]

9 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

UNITED

Knock off Burberry scarves  

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Well what a fucking belter of a game that was. I tried to get a chorus of “you’ve seen United now fuck off home going”, but to no avail.

 

One of the best atmospheres in a while with constant singing that’s left my voice well and truly fucked.

 

Arrived in the ground about an hour early (east stand / Leazes corner) and rather than heading straight for the chicken nuggets, chips and curry sauce, decided to go walkabout and see who was being interviewed on the opposite touchline. ‘‘Twas Shola with his lovely big grin.

 

Walked a bit further and stood directly above the dugouts as our lads came out to warm up. Brilliant to see them so close up. Looked behind me and there was chicken nonce on one side and Caulkin on the other. Was just about to have a seat in the press seats with a spare sky sports mic, but got moved along by an eagle eyed steward.

 

Also had a weird toilet experience. Went for a slash and vape in the cubicle and was pissing like a racing horse. A very long time passed and I was still hearing the piss pound into the basin. Eventually curiosity got the better of me and I looked downwards to discover that the “noise” was actually the toilet leaking and I’d long finished  

 

Anyway, brilliant game, could have been 5 or 6, ASM did not disappoint and Eddie got everything right.

 

God, where we could have been if not for our wobble.

[wykikitoon 20112]

 Fuck me CT, I love you kid 

[Gemmill 44804]

2 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Well what a fucking belter of a game that was. I tried to get a chorus of “you’ve seen United now fuck off home going”, but to no avail.

 

One of the best atmospheres in a while with constant singing that’s left my voice well and truly fucked.

 

Arrived in the ground about an hour early (east stand / Leazes corner) and rather than heading straight for the chicken nuggets, chips and curry sauce, decided to go walkabout and see who was being interviewed on the opposite touchline. ‘‘Twas Shola with his lovely big grin.

 

Walked a bit further and stood directly above the dugouts as our lads came out to warm up. Brilliant to see them so close up. Looked behind me and there was chicken nonce on one side and Caulkin on the other. Was just about to have a seat in the press seats with a spare sky sports mic, but got moved along by an eagle eyed steward.

 

Also had a weird toilet experience. Went for a slash and vape in the cubicle and was pissing like a racing horse. A very long time passed and I was still hearing the piss pound into the basin. Eventually curiosity got the better of me and I looked downwards to discover that the “noise” was actually the toilet leaking and I’d long finished  

 

Anyway, brilliant game, could have been 5 or 6, ASM did not disappoint and Eddie got everything right.

 

God, where we could have been if not for our wobble.

 

Pissing into the toilet is mag behaviour.

[Sonatine 11361]

 

[Gemmill 44804]

 

 

 

Who makes his shoes, fucking Morphy Richards? He's got a pair of steam irons on his feet, the fucking helmet.

 

Also the less said about his baggy jodhpurs, the better.

[Sonatine 11361]

Thought the guy in the picture was that Andrew Tate melt for a moment.

[Alex 35059]

Check his hard drive 

[PaddockLad 17240]

Roll necked nonce

[wykikitoon 20112]

23 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

 

Who makes his shoes, fucking Morphy Richards? He's got a pair of steam irons on his feet, the fucking helmet.

 

Also the less said about his baggy jodhpurs, the better.

I'm fucking crying 

[trophyshy 7083]

They look like toddler shoes. 😂

[Dr Gloom 21912]

2 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

They look like toddler shoes. 😂

Toddler shoes are called cruisers, which sounds appropriate in ETH’s case. 

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

Beigeman. 
 

How long til he ends up at Villa? 

[wykikitoon 20112]

3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Beigeman. 
 

How long til he ends up at Villa? 

 

Villa have a better manager at the moment 

[ackas 311]

13 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

 

This seems to be causing the twitter fan base of the red mancs to go into meltdown

They think we did it because we beat them

Same with applauding the fans after the game

Fucking self obsessed wankers

 

 

[Howmanheyman 33118]

2 hours ago, Christmas Tree said:

Well what a fucking belter of a game that was. I tried to get a chorus of “you’ve seen United now fuck off home going”, but to no avail.

 

One of the best atmospheres in a while with constant singing that’s left my voice well and truly fucked.

 

Arrived in the ground about an hour early (east stand / Leazes corner) and rather than heading straight for the chicken nuggets, chips and curry sauce, decided to go walkabout and see who was being interviewed on the opposite touchline. ‘‘Twas Shola with his lovely big grin.

 

Walked a bit further and stood directly above the dugouts as our lads came out to warm up. Brilliant to see them so close up. Looked behind me and there was chicken nonce on one side and Caulkin on the other. Was just about to have a seat in the press seats with a spare sky sports mic, but got moved along by an eagle eyed steward.

 

Also had a weird toilet experience. Went for a slash and vape in the cubicle and was pissing like a racing horse. A very long time passed and I was still hearing the piss pound into the basin. Eventually curiosity got the better of me and I looked downwards to discover that the “noise” was actually the toilet leaking and I’d long finished  

 

Anyway, brilliant game, could have been 5 or 6, ASM did not disappoint and Eddie got everything right.

 

God, where we could have been if not for our wobble.

 

Didn't have personal bladder stream, used toilet's instead. 

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

 

I’ll be sprinkling the comments on my chips later. 

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

Shearer letting the side down here, numerous times. 
 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65156009

 

 

[Toonpack 9385]

God! I hate that game, objectively we absolutely bossed it and were never in any real danger, but every time a red shirted bastard had the ball my head went "here's the goal", it's going to take a LONG time to get over that feeling of inevitable doom against certain teams !!! Even at 2-0 in the final minutes I couldn't even stop it !!!

 

Bottom line, we are definitively a really REALLY good team and how tremendous was it to have substitutions available that could actually change the game (if needed) without a likely drop off of performance.

 

Loved it (but also hated it).